Frenemies

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Hey, I'm Halley.

My Best Friend And I--

That's Her, By The Way--

The Cute Redhead--

We Created This

Awesome Webazine--

Geekly Chic.

Hey, I'm Avalon.

We Had Tons Of Fun

Writing The Articles,

Doing All The Graphics,

Everything...

Until It Almost Turned Us

From Best Friends

Into Total Enemies.

Frenemies.

Has That Ever Happened

To You And Your Best Friend?

It Happened To Us,

But We're Getting

Ahead Of Ourselves.

It Happened To

This Kid At School, Too.

Except His Best Friend

Wasn't Even A Kid.

Mom:
Jake,

Time For Breakfast!

( Groaning )

( Groaning )

( Passes Gas )

Oh, Murray!

That Reeks!

Oh, Man, Look At The Time.

Help Me Get Dressed.

I'm Thinking Of Painting

The Dining Room

Dusty Rose.

What Do You Think?

( Belches )

( Belches )

Gee, I'd Never Know

You Two Were

Best Friends.

Fine, I'll Pick

Another Color.

Mom, Has The Mail

Come Yet?

I Know You're Expecting

That Science Space

Thingy From N.A.S.A.

It's Not A Science

Space Thingy.

It's An Award

From N.A.S.A.

For Outstanding Work

In Molecular

Astrophysics.

Poodle Pink. It's Like

This Dog Can Read!

He Can.

Murray, As Much As I

Want You To Come

To School With Me,

You Know Dogs

Aren't Allowed.

Hey, There's

The Mailman!

Go Recycle

The Junk Mail!

Go Green!

I Guess

The Mail's Here.

( Barks )

I Wish You Could Do That

To My Parking Tickets.

Alternative Energy

Resources.

Can Anyone Here Name Some--

Besides Jake?

Wake Up, People.

I'm Talking About Solar Power,

Wind Power.

For Your First Assignment,

I Want You To Partner Up

And Create Your Own

Personal Energy Source.

Hey, Owen, Want To Do

This Project Together?

Can't, Man.

I'm Doing It With Jake.

Forget It, Dude.

Last Time We Worked Together,

I Did All The Work,

And You Sat On Your Butt.

I Sat In Wonderment

Of Your Talent.

Your Brilliance

Rendered Me Incapable

Of Moving My Legs.

Not Happening, Owen.

Okay, Folks, You Have

Two Weeks To Finish

Your Projects.

So, Pair Up And Use

Your Ingenuity! Ha Ha!

Wake Up, Eisenblatt!

Huh!

Heh.

Hey, Jake.

You--Are You

Talking To Me?

Isn't Your Name Jake?

Yeah. Yeah, I Just

Didn't Think

You Knew That.

Check It Out.

Julianne's Actually

Talking To Jake.

Boy, It's Always

So Difficult

Finding The Right Person

To Partner With

On These Projects.

I Don't Know About You,

But I Just Hate Doing

All The Work.

That Happens

To You, Too?

People Who Use People

Are Totally Lame.

Totally.

So, Um...Maybe You And I

Should Team Up.

Or Is That

Totally Lame, Too?

No! That's Totally Cool.

Cool.

Awesome.

So, Why Don't I Come

By Your House After School

And We Can Get Started

On Our Project Together?

Dawg, She Is

So Into You.

Nah, It's Just Science.

It's More Like

Chemistry.

( Laughter )

Murray, I Have Someone

I Want You To Meet.

This Is Julianne.

Oh. Heh!

How Cute.

He Wants You

To Shake It.

( Groans )

Even Cuter. Heh.

Here. It's Nice

To Meet You.

Eww.

( Cell Phone Ringing )

Oh. Hmm.

Gotta Take This.

Don't Go Away.

What Up?

Where Are You?

You Ducked Out Of

School So Fast.

Is There A Sale

Going On That We

Should Know About?

Heh. I'm At

Jake Logan's House.

She's At

Jake Logan's House.

There's A Sale At

Jake Logan's House?

No, I'm Using

This Nerd

To Get Myself

A Nice Grade

In Science.

Oh. Why Didn't I

Think Of That?

'Cause I'm Smarter

Than You.

And I Know I Need

To Get Someone

Even Smarter

Than Me.

Jake:
Julianne,

Check This Out.

You Can Harness Energy

From Cow Poop.

Julianne:

Fascinating!

I Have To Go

Look At Cow Poop.

Uhh, This Better

Get Me An "A".

( Growling )

( Hisses )

Jake:
Julianne, I Think

I Found Something.

( Groans )

Grab A Chair.

So, The Cow Poop

Is Kind Of Smelly.

I Was Thinking

Instead We Could

Make A Wind Turbine

That Ignites

An Electrical Spark.

Murray, Come On, That's

Julianne's Chair.

Isn't My Dog Smart?

Frighteningly--

Like Some Trained Dog

They Use In The Movies.

( Groans )

Now, Scram, Einstein.

( Groans )

We Have A Project To Do.

Mom:
Jake?

( Whining )

Murray, Cheer Up.

You Look Like You Lost

Your Best Friend.

Jake?

Hey, Mom.

What's Up?

Guess What Just Came,

Special Delivery?

Serious?

N.A.S.A.

I Am So Proud Of You.

Oh!

What'd I Miss?

I Got A Certificate

From N.A.S.A.

Pretty Cool, Huh?

Oh. Heh. Like

A Gift Certificate?

How Much?

Hi. I'm Julianne.

It's Nice To Meet You,

Julianne.

What Are You

Painting?

Oh. Ha Ha! The Den.

I Love That Shade

Of Pink.

Matches My Lip Gloss.

Don't You Think So,

Jakey?

Jakey?

Mom, Don't You Have

A Second Coat

To Paint Or Something?

Right. Yes,

A Second Coat.

Oh, Hey, Why Is Murray

In The Hall?

He's Been Acting Up.

I Don't Know What's Up

With Him.

Nothing A Breath Mint

Wouldn't Cure.

( Kiss )

( Growling )

You Want The Ball, Murray?

You Want The Ball?

Okay, Go Get It, Buddy!

( Barks )

That's Beyonce--

Murray's Girlfriend.

Hey! Hey, No Sniffing!

Be A Gentleman!

How Much Longer

Do We Have To Be

In This Smelly Park?

I Hope This Mud

Doesn't Ruin My Shoes.

This Is Mud,

Isn't It?

Julianne,

Dogs Need Exercise.

So, How's

The Research Coming?

Any Good Articles

We Can Use?

Oh, Tons.

Espadrilles Are Back.

You Want To Go Toss

The Ball For Murray?

Murray!

Come Here, Buddy.

Come On, Murray.

Uhh! This Dress

Is 50% Silk!

Now It's

10% Slime!

You Want To

Play, Doggy?

( Barking )

Let's Play.

That's A Toss?

Hi There.

Aw, Hey, Cutie.

Is This Yours?

What's Your Name?

Murray.

Murray. Yes,

You're So Cute.

Whoever Your Owner Is,

I'm Totally Jealous.

( Laughs ) Aww.

So, Jakey,

I Was Thinking--

Maybe It'd

Be Better For You

To Finish The Project

Without Me.

Wait. So, You Want Me

To Do All The Work?

No! Heh!

No, I Want To Help.

It's Just That--

I'm So Embarrassed

To Even Say This

To You, Jakey--

But I Can't Think

Straight When I'm

Around You.

Really?

Uh-Huh. You're

Just So Darn Cute.

But...I Bet

You Already Have

A Girlfriend.

Right? Your Own

Little Poodle.

Actually, Uh,

At The Moment,

I Don't Have A Poodle.

I Mean Girlfriend.

Well...

Then Today's

Your Lucky Day.

( Laughs )

Whoa, Julianne--

Check Out Murray.

Whoa, Look At That.

( Laughs )

Come Here, Buddy.

Come On, Murray.

( Laughs )

You Seriously Have

The Coolest Dog

In The World.

I Know, Right?

Hey, Thanks For

Bringing Him Back.

No Problem.

I'm Savannah.

I'm Jake.

I've Seen You

Around School.

Are You, Like,

A Science Whiz?

Yes, He Is,

And He Just Happens

To Be My New

Boyfriend.

So, Thanks

For The Dog,

And Bye-Bye.

Get Lost.

Heh. Okay.

Bye, Murray.

Savannah Seems Cool.

Like Tony Hawk.

Only Prettier.

More Like Tony Gawk,

If You Ask Me.

Well, I Gotta Go.

Mani-Pedi Time.

Gotta Look Pretty

For When We "Hand" In

Our Project.

( Both Laugh )

Get It?

( Groans )

Stay Out Of

My Way, Doggo.

Bye, Doggie.

( Sneezes )

Ohh! Uhh!

( Barks )

Mom:
Jake,

Time For Breakfast!

Julianne,

That Tickles. Stop It.

You're Gonna Be Late

For School!

( Passes Gas )

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