Friday The 13th: A New Beginning Page #2

Come on everybody,

this ain't startin'!

Come on, motherf***er,

fix the f***ing car!

Come on.

You f***ed up again, you a**hole!

What you doing up there, Vinny?

You're a dirty...

All right. And we're off. Let's go!

Die!

- Die!

- Tommy!

There you go.

- Gramps.

- What is it, son?

Can I go see my brother tomorrow?

We'll see.

You know how I feel about that.

- But Gramps...

- I said we'll see, Reggie.

Come here, Reggie the Reckless.

Do me a favor, don't kiss me

when there's people around.

OK, it's cool. Go and let

everyone know breakfast is ready.

Breakfast! Come and get it!

I could've done that.

- I-I m-miss Joey already.

- So do I.

I-I hope Victor

gets what's coming to him.

- Morning, everybody.

- Morning.

Violet, you set too many places.

I said, you set too many places.

- No, I didn't!

- Yes, you did!

Victor and Joey won't be here

this morning, Violet.

Or any other morning.

- Reggie!

- Oh, God. I'm sorry.

Y-you don't s-set a place

for a dead person.

- I said I was sorry!

- What's going on here?

Look, I know how you all feel.

This thing is not easy...

for any of us.

So let's just have breakfast.

I'm sorry, Violet.

- Where's Eddie?

- He's upstairs.

Would you mind telling Eddie

to come downstairs?

Tommy? Would you mind?

Yeah, all right.

Relax, Chief. What's wrong,

no sense of humor?

Can't you take a joke?

It's all right, Tommy!

It's gonna be all right.

Just relax.

You're gonna be just fine.

I'm gonna chop you into

itty-bitty little pieces, my friend.

Just like they done to that piggo

over at that f***ing crazy farm.

You big dildo. Eat your f***ing slop.

Ain't I make the best

God damn stew in the world?

Best God damn stew in the world!

It's that God damn coyote,

trying to kill my lot again.

I'll show that bastard

once and for all, Junior.

Holy sh*t! Who the f*** are you

and what the f*** do you want?

I'd like to earn a meal.

- Yeah? What do you do?

- Whatever you need done.

OK. Clean all the sh*t

out of the chicken coop

and dump it behind the shed.

You come back here after that

and I'll fill your stomach.

Yes, ma'am.

That is one f***ing ugly man

that goes there.

- One f***ing ugly man, Mama.

- Would you shut your trap?!

You ain't so pretty yourself,

you know.

I ain't so pretty myself, I know.

I want every inch of this area

combed thoroughly.

- Bring back anything you find.

- Yes, sir.

- What the hell's going on here?

- You talking to me, Sheriff?

I thought you was talking to me.

No, Roy. It's OK.

Go ahead. Get them out of here.

Looks like we got us a maniac

on the loose, huh, Sheriff?

Lana! Hey, Lana!

Sorry, buster. We're closed.

It's OK,

I just want a take-out order.

You do? What would you like?

I'd like Lana to go with nothing on.

And who wants her?

The pride of the Unger

Institute of Mental Health,

who's dumped his last bedpan

and would like very much to party.

Lana...

I don't know, I'll have to ask her.

Hey, Lana. You want Billy?

You sure?

She wants you, too. But you'll

have to wait till she's done.

There. I'm going to party.

It's show time!

That's it.

That's it. That's the whole

f***ing thing right there.

There it is.

You just stay right there, doll.

That's just what the doctor ordered.

A little preventive medicine.

And the forecast is...

cloudy in the mountains,

sunny in the valleys,

and snow flurries up your nose.

Girl, you are so hot.

What the f*** is she doing?

Jesus Christ! Come on, will you?

You bad kitty.

I don't like you any more.

I feed you,

and you scare me like that.

Go on, kitty.

Sorry.

Billy, what are you doing?

It's cold.

This is cute.

I like this. A whole lot.

You'll waste a lot of money

this way, smartie.

Oh, well,

that just means more for me.

Yummy.

Oh, my God. Billy!

I don't care if you have to put

your f***ing mother behind bars!

Get me the God damn psycho

who's responsible for this mess.

I mean, sh*t, Tucker,

what the hell's going on here?

I mean, this is a small town, man.

And small towns

are supposed to be safe.

I know who it is.

- What?

- I said, I know who it is.

- Who?

- It's Jason Voorhees.

Jason Voorhees?

You're out of your mind!

You've been in the sun too long.

Jason is dead! His body was cremated.

He's nothing but a handful of ash.

You know that for sure, Mayor?

Did you see him cremated?

Jason Voorhees.

I can't believe this!

Here, this is your

Jason Voorhees, here. This.

Your ass is on the line here,

Tucker. Are you getting that?

You get me a God damn live suspect!

- You f***! You really scared me.

- You loved it.

- You want more?

- Eddie, we can't.

- Matt will kill us.

- F*** him.

- F*** you.

- Exactly. F*** me.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Watch the dirt. Watch the dirt.

- What?

- Wait a minute.

Especially for the occasion.

- I'll go wash up.

- OK, sugar.

- Hurry back.

- I'm hurrying.

I'm back.

What is this? Sleeping?

- Let's get this show on the road!

- Wait a minute, I'm coming.

I just don't understand it.

Reggie, I want you to be

a good kid with Pam.

- She's doing us both a great favor.

- If she ever gets here.

Don't go getting

into trouble with Demon.

All right! Pam! Come on!

Tina and Eddie will show up when

they get hungry, so stop worrying.

I'm not worried any more.

I'm just pissed.

Stop it.

Take Tommy with you. It'll probably

do him good to get away.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Tommy! Pam's taking Reggie

to see his brother tonight.

- Why don't you go too?

- Great idea. Let's go.

Go see what you can do.

Come on. It'll be fun.

Good.

- Come on.

- No. I'll wait here.

- Come on.

- I'm OK.

Yo, Demon!

- Is that the big bad wolf?

- Yeah. Open up!

- That you, Reckless?

- Open up!

Oh, my God!

Get your ass in here, boy!

God, it's to good see you!

Damn, you look good!

I know, I know.

Oh, God. Look at this.

You had any dinner?

- Here. Have an enchilada. Man...

- Where'd you get those bad rings?

If you'd lived as long as

your big brother, you'd get things.

Freaking "A"! Where'd you get that?

Calm down, dude. Say hello

to Anita. She's my girlfriend.

- Hello, beautiful.

- Hey, little brother.

I want you to meet somebody.

Hey, Pam!

Come here, baby, come here.

This is my friend Pam.

She's my girlfriend.

What's up, Pam?

Pam, you hungry? Want a taco?

What about a slice of pizza?

- No.

- Cheese and sausage.

What about you, brother?

You want a beer? Get out of here.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you take this?

- Man, this is bad!

- Nothing's too good for my brother.

Gonna give me this, too?

I got you, didn't I?

Really scared you, didn't I?

Are you dumb or something?

You're a crazy from the loony bin!

My mama's going to chop you up

into itty-bitty pieces, my friend!

You hear me?

I said, are you hearing me?

I said, are you hearing me?!

F*** you, lunatic!

Reggie, we've got to go now.

- OK, bro. Take care.

- Thanks for the dinner.

- Anytime.

- Stay cool, baby.

- Stay safe, Reckless!

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