Friends and Family
I'm old-fashioned.
I love the moonlight.
I love
the old-fashioned things,
the sound of rain
upon a windowpane,
the starry song
that April sings.
This year's fancies
are passing fancies.
But sighing sighs
and holding hands,
these, my heart understands.
I'm old-fashioned,
but I don't mind it.
That's how I want to be
as long as you'll agree
to stay old-fashioned.
I love old-fashioned things,
the sound of rain
upon a windowpane,
the starry song that April sings.
This year's fancies
are passing fancies,
but sighing sighs
and holding hands,
these, my heart understands.
I'm old-fashioned,
but I don't mind it.
That's how I want to be
as long as you'll agree
to stay old-fashioned
with me.
Szval, Richard,
elrulnd neknk, hogy
mi is lesz a holnapi rovatban?
Mg nem rtam meg.
Mg nem rtad meg?
Would you believe that
nothing of interest has happened
in the last 24 hours?
If there aren't
any scandals
by midnight, I'm going to have
to make something up.
You know how I hate
to do that.
I have missed you.
I haven't seen you
all summer,
and, oh, my god,
you've both got
more gorgeous.
I hate you.
Hi, Richard.
Look what we brought.
Chocolates!
Mm-mm-mm.
How is he?
My father?
He's fine, Stephen.
He's fine.
What, do you think he's going
to evaporate if you go
one day
without seeing him?
Bruno here yet?
And ruin his entrance?
You know he never gets here
before you two.
Fasten your seatbelts.
It's going to be
a bumpy night.
This season, I am paying
for my ticket, Stephen.
I mean it.
For Christ's sake, Cheryl,
let them pay for it.
With what my father
pays them,
believe me,
they can afford it.
And we're worth
every penny.
Says who?
Oh, I don't know; your father.
Your mother,
your brothers.
Shall we?
I can't wait to see
the look on Stephen's face.
What?
What's the matter?
I'm just not sure
about this.
Jack, this is
your birthday present.
This is what you said
you wanted.
Visiting him
is what I wanted.
Making it a surprise
was your idea.
You remember when he was little.
He loved surprises.
Ada, he's not
a kid anymore.
He's all grown up.
So you didn't think the soprano
sounded a little flat.
She sounded fine to me.
I think
she sounded flat.
She was fine.
But Ricci was magnificent.
Incredible.
Excuse us.
Nobody sees Mr. Ricci
during intermission.
Max, I told you I didn't want
to see anybody.
Bravo, Maestro.
You were
terrific.
Oh, boys.
Where's Max?
Max?
My bodyguard.
He's not out here.
You got a bodyguard?
Make enemies
with the wrong people...
How's your pop,
Danny?
He's good,
real good.
He listens to your records
all the time.
Pardon my eating
like this, boys.
Boys, excuse me.
My love to your parents.
I mean that.
Boys, I said
please excuse me.
You gamble
too much, Maestro.
Even money you don't have,
you lose,
borrow to pay it back.
And the worst part is,
you end up owing
your friends money.
What the hell
is it to you?
You were supposed to pay
Victor Patrizzi $40,000
in August.
It's now September.
To treat a man
like Don Patrizzi in this way,
well, it shows
a lack of respect.
Respect.
I should give
an a**hole like that respect?
Do you have any money with you?
You usually carry a blank check.
This is what
Patrizzi sends me,
a couple of fairies
in diapers?
Now, you listen
to me, girls.
You tell Victor Patrizzi
he'll get his money
when I'm good and ready!
Now get out
before Max throws you out.
Relax, Maestro.
Breathe through your nose.
The blank check,
where is it?
Through your nose,
Maestro.
There you go.
Breathe through your nose.
That's it.
Don't swallow.
There you go.
You're going to have
to help us out here,
Maestro.
You need to write out
a check made to "cash"
for $40,000.
Do you have enough money
in your account to cover this?
No.
That's fine.
Today's Saturday.
You have
till Wednesday.
You okay,
Maestro?
Here;
drink some water.
There you go.
Sing a good second half,
all right?
We're all counting
on you.
You sound great
out there.
Well, that was
a disappointing second act.
What was wrong
with him?
Perhaps
he did it on purpose.
Maybe it was his interpretation
of the role.
Interpretation?
He looked like he didn't know
where he was.
And his voice,
oh!
That was a terrible thing
to say, you know.
What?
About Stephen being
all grown up.
You said it to hurt me,
didn't you?
Or did you forget I just
happen to be his mother?
Who are you calling?
Stephen.
We're going to see him
in two days.
And I haven't spoken to him
in almost a week.
You'll pardon me, Jack,
if I want to make sure
everything's all right
with my only son.
Ada, what are you afraid
will happen?
He lives in New York City!
What am I afraid will happen?
Your life isn't worth
a stick of gum in that city.
I got it!
Hello?
Hi.
Good. And you?
Sure, sure, just a second.
Honey!
Honey, it's your mother.
I'm in the shower.
Oh, he's in the shower.
No, no, no, nothing's wrong.
The hospital?
Where do you get these ideas,
Mrs. Torcelli?
Yes, I read the papers.
No, that only happens to people
who go jogging alone at night.
Stephen never goes
jogging alone at night.
Murder capital of the world?
No.
New York is much safer now.
Yes,
I've heard of them.
Mrs. Torcelli,
I wouldn't know where
to find a crack house
if I wanted to.
Yeah, business is going
real well.
Yeah, really well.
Yeah.
We've been making a killing.
Mrs. Torcelli,
yeah, I got another call
coming through.
It's a customer.
Yeah, day and night.
You know, catering business,
cutthroat.
All right.
Good-bye, Mrs. Torcelli.
I feel like an idiot
every time I talk to her.
What's so idiotic
about the idea
of us running
a catering company?
Stephen, we can't cook.
Are we ever going
to tell your parents
what we do
for a living?
Danny, I don't think
Oh, they couldn't handle it
or you couldn't handle
them knowing?
Hey, fellas.
Busy night.
Whoa!
Been a lot of that?
Is he in back?
He's waiting for you.
I'll see youse later.
Hey, Stephen.
Hey, Danny.
Good costume.
Looking good.
Hey.
How you doing, guys?
Vito.
Vito, wake up.
You're here alone
with your father.
You're supposed
to be bodyguarding.
I am bodyguarding.
Do you realize
what an honor it is
to be trusted
with your father's life?
Does he know you're asleep?
I wasn't asleep.
I can't believe
you guys thought I was asleep.
Where's your brother?
He's out front.
He's in the back
sewing costumes again, isn't he?
Frankie
sewing costumes?
Did he make
Tania's new outfit?
I don't know what-
Frankie.
You know what it does
to your father
when he sees you sewing;
watch your head.
You're supposed
to be managing the club.
I am.
I am managing the club.
Yeah? What about the drunk guy
with the tattoos?
Tattoos?
Yeah, Leo and Eddie had
to take him out.
What would your kids say
if they saw you now?
They'd be proud.
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