Friendship! Page #2

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Yeah. You've been lying

to me this entire time.

And then have such a sh*t plan.

I don't have any other.

When were you going to tell me?

When we got to San Francisco?

I don't know.

Man! Forget it!

Tom! I was scared, -

- that you wouldn't

have come otherwise!

It's so damned cold here.

I saw something over there,

that looked warm.

But it's no hotel.

A woman moans with lust.

Man! I just don't know

what to say to you.

I'm sorry.

Could we hitchhike?

We could do that

in 2.5 weeks.

Hey? We can tackle that.

2.5 weeks.

Come with, Tom!

Please! Please, Tom! Yeah?

Yeah. Okay!

Good. I'll come with. Okay?

But not because of you.

But because I want to see the

Golden Gate Bridge.

Oh man! What an ugly car.

Look, there!

Hey! He's stopping.

He's stopping. He's stopping

Hi! You San Francisco?

No...

I'm not going to San Francisco.

Are you foreigners?

That sign! It's not gonna work!

Give me that. Give me that.

Ah okay!

DIRECTION San Francisco!

That's better!

Good luck! You're gonna need it.

Hey! Wait! Wait! Please!

He hits the car.

You:
DIRECTION San Francisco?

I mean, you direction

San Francisco?

Direction?

Yeah, why not! Get in man!

Yeah!... Thanks!

Yeah!... Okay!

I'm Darryl.

Hi Darryl! I'm Veit.

What's he doing there?

No clue!

"What's he doing?... No clue!"

He uses the apple as a trumpet.

Zack, zack!

Faster! March, march!

Eyes, straight-ahead!

Yeah, um. Eyes, straight-ahead!

Eyes, straight-ahead!

He laughs.

Uh... no, thank you!

No, thank you!

No?... Oh!

One sec.

What's he doing now?

What's that?

What is that?

Sh*t!

These cartoons are really good.

Darryl screams.

Tom and Veit scream.

Darryl laughs.

That was urgent.

I almost pissed my pants.

Sorry?

Hello!

Oh! Hey!

A question, um...

What... that?

That, oh, that's a TV,

show that I do, a cartoon, I draw it.

Awesome, huh?

We do film too!

You make films?

Wow.

Excommunist filmmaker.

You know what?

There's a bar in my hometown,

where you can show your movie

and make a little money!

Really?

Yeah!

Sure.

Yeah?

Yeah!

You see that? That day you

were really good.

Darryl screams.

Funny!

Dude, some respect...

for the art.

Sh*t! No one's watching.

Boom!

Come on people!

Show a little love!

That is art - that is cinema!

Come on, put your hands together.

Don't worry about these idiots.

They have no taste.

But, I do have a little

parting gift.

A little tasty fruit!

- Thank you.

- No, thank you.

Because you've touched my life.

Oh, yes, this is for you.

Thanks!

Auf Wiedersehen!

Bye!

Yeah. But... um!

Good luck, man!

Show me!

That really is something.

(Together:
) Hi!

Hi! Hi!

So you're not from here, huh?

No - East Germany.

East Germany?

Yes, we are communists, yes!

What's with West Germany?

West Germany? East Germany?

There's a wall?

What wall?

Uh, there's a wall between East

Germany and West Germany.?

Huh, Amber.

There are two Germanies.

Our daddy tells us that,

communists eat little children.

No, only little girls!

Yeah.

You have beautiful eyes!

Your eyes shine like the

stars in the night!

Your eyes shine like the

stars over... Kentucky.

KENTUCKY? Ew, why Kentucky?

Kentucky sucks!

Oh... this is not,

um... Kentucky?

This is Tennessee!

Um, you know what?

Your eyes shine like the

the stars over Tennessee.

But, I only do "it" with protection.

What?

I... only... do... "it"...

with... protection.

Protection? Condoms?

Ah, "Mondos"! Or something?

- What?

- Yeah, "Mondos"!

No, I'm sorry.

No protection, no sex.

Do you think I wanna get AIDS?!

AIDS?

I am from the GDR!

We have no AIDS!

Um...

No.

Okay! Um...

Do you do... um... mouth sex?

Ew, gross! F*** you!

- (Whisper:
) Veit!

- Sorry.

What's this here?

She's showing me her cheers.

Ah! Okay!

Do you have a second?

Please just give me a sec!

What's wrong?

Tell me, what do you think of Amber?

What?

Do you like Amber?

What? Of course! Of course!

Of course I like Amber!

Really? Seriously? She really

really likes you too. Really?

Yeah! She even likes you

more than me.

She wanted me to ask if there

was some way we could switch.

"Switch"?

Yeah, switch.

Are you really attached to Dorothee?

Uhh...

Of course! I like Dorothee.

But if Amber really wants me,

then... yeah.

Yeah, she does! She does!

Okay then... Okay!

Hey, Tom!

She won't let you.

I don't understand the question.

Amber won't let you do it.

Well yeah! I wasn't going

to say anything. She...

Sh*t! Do you have any condoms?

Uh? No, I don't have any.

Oh dang! Go!

Put your clothes on! Get out!

Go! Go! Get out!

I thought they weren't

supposed to come back until tomorrow.

Lord, it's good to be home!

Do we jump?

That's what it looks like!

Oh God! Man! Sh*t!

What?

The backpacks!

Forget them!

We need our films.

Do you want to go in there and say:

"I f***ed your daughter and

now I need my backpack. "?

Those are our films.

Okay! You're right.

Okay! Go!

Tom screams.

Sh*t, Man!

Tom! Tom!

Sh*t!

Sh*t!

Shot

Tom screams.

Car! Car!

Hey! Hey!

Stupid plan! F*** hitchhiking!

What am I even doing here?

We've been walking around

for a week now!

And now we're still stuck

somewhere in Tennessee!

We're not going to make it

there before your birthday!

In New York you said:

"We'll make it work. "

I saw things much differently

back then.

What? Hey?

Ugh! Really!

Yeah. It's true, man!

That is such bullshit!

Direction

San Francisco! Man!

Sh*t!

That is such bullshit!

A coyote howls.

Other animal sounds

Should I take off my pants?

Stop it!

I'm freezing, man!

A stomach growls.

What was that?

My stomach.

Well stop it!

I can't do anything about it. We

haven't had anything to eat in ages.

A stomach growls.

You see? Now you made me

do it. Thanks!

Ugh!

An animal howls.

Hey! That's a cactus.

Come again?

We can eat it.

How do you know that?

Gojko Mitic!

"Chingachgook, the great snake".

Right?

Do you want a piece?

No, thanks!

Are you already

full or something?

It never tastes good

when I cook.

To each is own.

That would be so great.

A whole plate.

Men speaking in English.

If I understood that right, -

- he said:
"You f***ing f***er!"

"give me my f***ing money!"

Yeah. And his response was:

"F*** you!"

That's what he said.

Yeah.

Come on in.

No money!

We have no money!

Don't worry about it. It's alright.

Just get your hungry butts in here!

What?

That we can go in.

I think she likes you.

I have for you some coffee.

And for you I made my

fine omlette.

And for you, my best eggs.

Ya'll look like you needed it!

Thanks!... Bon Appetit!

Bon Appetit!

Tom moans.

Where are we now?

There!

Here?

Since we have something before us. What?

Let's go!

I've got some bugs my teeth.

Hey. Your money.

- Sh*t!

- Marvin, you dipshit!

Smoke more weed, Marvin!

Give him a buck or something.

give him a buck...

Wait.

One second.

Where's he going?

Dunno.

Where you from?

GDR. East Germany.

East Germany.

Germany.

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