Friendship! Page #4

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Man!

Excellent!

Underground filmmaking

from East Germany!

Hey, Tom! Wait a second!

Stop! Wait!

Tom! This one here!

Let's play this one.

Are you crazy? I'm not going

to play a documentary.

No one is interested in Nosferatu.

Believe me!

Well it's just our homeland.

- Dude! What are the people going to think?

- You ready?

Ready?

Oh Man!

What?

Okay! Come on! It's good.

Okay, let's go!

But it's your responsibility!

Good evening, Silver City!

Tonight, we have the honor

to present -

two filmmakers from East Germany.

These two men traveled all the way,

to show us their films.

So give a big applause to

Tom Kleeberg and Veit Jagoda.

Break a leg!

Yeah. Okay! Let's go!

One! Two! Three!

Marching music, People singing.

"40 Years of the GDR. This is the

pride of some of our joint achievements:"

"Such things as work, and

education for all. "

"A life in social security. "

"Family-friendly politics. "

"The housing program is better

than any in the world. "

He laughs.

Applause

Applause

- Absolutely fascinating

- Wonderful! Thank you!

That's the mayor.

I would love,

to have you two boys

in my office tomorrow.

Yes? Really?

- Excellent, Boys! Fantastic Work!

- Yeah.

See ya!

Good night!

We have an audience with

the town mayor!

Excuse me, could I have

your autograph, please?

That wasn't quite 200 people.

Who cares! It was still great.

Wait a minute!

When is your birthday?

In just a week. We'll make it work.

Excuse!

Rollercoaster Park?

The amusement park.

It's cool!... romantic...

Okay!

1, 2, 3, go!

Yeah!

Come over here! Huh?

Come! Come!

Okay?

Yeah.

Tom! Hold on!

I can't understand you.

Stop it!

That was awesome!

Oh Man!

Classic!

Come! We're going over there.

... Tom!

Hey! Wait a minute, Tom!... Tom!

Have fun!

Thanks!

Hey! Check this out... Yeah.

Sh*t!

Wow!

Good morning!

Good morning!

Would you like a cup

of coffee? Yeah.

Did you sleep well?

Yeah. Thanks!

That's sweet!

Thank you so much!

And you! Did you sleep

well too? Yeah.

You! I thought maybe we could

do something together later on.

If you want.

What?

Good morning!

How was your night?

That smell! Check this out!

What's that?

I thought, if we're going to have

an audience with the mayor, -

- maybe we can give him a gift.

Ahh, okay!

And then you thought: I'll give

him a chunk of stone.

No, Veit! I thought

to myself:

We'll give him a piece

of the Berlin Wall.

What? Hey, you're crazy.

Do you have any paint

in the garage?

Okay!

Careful!

Like that!

For me?

The Berlin Wall.

It's even got the

American flag on it!

We've witnessed Glasnost.

We witnessed the fall

of the Berlin Wall.

And... maybe one day,

we may witness the fall...

...of the Great Wall of China!

Ted! We need a photograph!

Boys, please!

Come on.

Don't be shy!

We say "Cheese".

Cheese! Smile!

Oh!

(All:
) Cheese!

BERLIN WALL IN SILVER CITY

The phone keeps ringing and ringing.

Everyone wants a piece of your...

...Berlin Wall.

Then you have to tell them,

that we don't have anymore.

That won't work. I already sold

10 more. What?

What? Small:
5 Dollars. Medium:

10 Dollars. Big:
20 Dollars.

Big for 20 Dollars?

Yeah.

What? 20 Dollars?

(Laughs:
) 20 Dollars!

Oh God! Thank you! Thank you!

Nothing to understand.

That is a gift. For you.

Huh?

It's enough. It's enough!

Good!

Bye!

Bye!

There she is.

Bye!... Bye!

What are you doing?

Where are you doing?

They're driving me to university.

That's what you said, right?

Yeah, true... That's what we said.

Of course!

Go, Go!

Bye!

Bye! Ah...

Haha!

Ha! Luke Skywalker

of East Berlin.

What's that?

Star Wars?

Luke Skywalker?

I don't believe it!

You guys don't know it?

No.

He was also looking for his dad.

And did he find him?

Yeah. But his father had this

black mask and talked like this:

And then?

The boy killed his father.

With the sword of the Jedi's, there.

Does that mean that I'm now a Jedi?

Yeah. You must the fight evil ones.

Fight the evil ones. Hm!

Then maybe I'll right the

evil ones right now.

I am your... chch!

Ah!

I'm going to fight the evil ones.

You'll have to kill me!

I could never kill you. I'll

always protect you.

Nothing to understand.

(All:
) Mmh!

A locomotive blows its horn.

Haha!

Uuh!... Oh, no!

Ow!

What's wrong? Is it your tooth?

Sh*t, My tooth!

Hm?

Man! Sh*t! F*** Marvin!

What is it?

Tooth loose or something?

Can you steer for a second?

Help him!

Yeah, and?

The tooth is totally messed up.

Well, can he fix it?

For 300 Dollars.

And how much do we have left?

60 Dollars.

Oh sh*t!

Yeah, sh*t! You know:

"Money, Money"!

Everything's about money here.

It's like a curse.

Stick a plastic card in the wall

and then you get money.

Without a plastic card, you're

totally screwed here.

Okay! Wait! Okay?

What do we do? Ideas?

We continue on to

San Francisco.

No! I'm not going to

San Francisco like this.

My birthday is in 3 days.

Yeah, I didn't forget.

I'm not going with my tooth like this.

So I'm just supposed to be late?

Anyone else have a better idea?

Anyone have a...

Hey, look at that!

Las Vegas. 1,000 Casinos.

Yeah! Double or nothing.

Yeah. Here! "Double or nothing"

No! No!

This is our only chance...

We'll bet everything on red.

Yeah!

I take that back, we bet everything

on black. Red is not my color.

Red, red, red, red!

Can't you just let it be?

We don't have any more money.

Thanks, Professor! I know.

You should have listened to me

earlier and bet on red!

Am I your good luck charm?

You know what... Lay off!

My tooth is killing me.

Boys! Boys! Stop it!

Get your act together!

Seriously!

What's she doing now?

Rattling noise

You let them show you the room,

open the window and say:

"Man it's loud in here. "

And leave it open.

Then you can open it.

Yeah... Now get your

damned backpack!

Yeah!

Ah! Oh, Man!

For one night! Hnm?

Hey! You're really a firecracker!

What? Why's that?

You are the cracker.

(Quietly:
) How's your tooth doing?

It's just pissed that I took -

- such bad care of it for

all these years.

Hm!... And it wasn't too

happy about the Asprin?

It said:
"It's a half-hearted

attempt at reconciliation -

- But it's too late now

my friend!"

Maybe I can cheer up

your tooth a bit.

If you're just trying to

seduce me, forget it.

You may be my tooth's type,

but not mine.

Seduce? That was a

sympathy kiss.

Because you're such a

lousy East German.

Tom!

I shouldn't have shown

you that stupid book.

Goodnight!

Goodnight!

"The Black Mustang"! Hm, hm!

Noise at the window

Hi!

I know how we can earn

300 Dollars.

We strip.

We strip?

In a gay bar. I told the owner

that we were Russians.

"No business like show business"

Russians?

He found it hot.

I am Igor, You are Andrej.

Together, we are the

"Leningrader Stallions".

I found these at Goodwill.

If he'll take us, it'd be

60 dollars per time.

Five times total,

300 Dollars.

Then tomorrow we'll drive to

San Francisco. Uff-uff-ish!

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