Fright Page #12

Becky (getting up and walking to the bathroom): I’m not even 25! And I was on my period so suck it!

James:
Ah motherf***er!

We cut to James looking at beer in a gas station, He grabs a bag of peanuts and begins eating it during his session of looking at drinks.

James:
What beer does Becky like? Hmmmm--

James suddenly drops his peanuts and he

He walks on top of a bloody fork, stabbing through his shoe/foot.

James (screaming in agony): AH F***!

Greensuit suddenly appears behind James and tries to stab James as James throws peanuts at Greensuit (some remix of Tom’s Diner begins to be heard).

James:
Nice suit, a**hole.

James pulls out his keys and slashes Greensuit’s hand, Greensuit however, begins strangling James before he pulls out a lighter and begins burning Greensuit’s neck before he twists the hand with the lighter and he forces James to burn his neck.

James:
F*** f*** f*** f***--

James headbutts Greensuit before passing by the dead cashier, who has several forks stabbed into their skulls. James gets in his car and begins driving off before Greensuit steals the cashier’s truck and begins racing James. They engage in a somewhat overly long highway battle before Greensuit rams into James and James suddenly crashes into a pole and the car explodes like something out of a Michael Bay movie. James however, stumbles out of the car.

James:
Fire won’t f*** me in the ass!

Greensuit gets out of the car and tilts their head.

James:
OH f*** you Michael Myers.

James begins running off, Greensuit throws forks at James but James manages to not be hit by any of them as he flips Greensuit off every time a fork is thrown.

James:
Ah f*** off!

Eventually, James trips over a shirt on the road and he breaks his nose on the concrete as James keeps saying F***. Greensuit begins forcing him down with their boot before James shakes ever so slightly, causing Greensuit to slip onto the ground and James jumps up and stabs Greensuit in the chest with a shard of glass from the car.

James:
F*** YOU! F***ING F*** YOU! F*** F*** F*** F*** YOU--

Greensuit grabs the shard of glass and stabs James in the foot.

James (looking down at his stabbed foot): This is gonna get infected.

James begins running off as Greensuit tilts his head.

Greensuit:
Sniper…

James:
Aye f*** you too buddy!

Greensuit begins running towards James as James begins throwing around random items that were on the road to block Greensuit. Greensuit however, actually trips on an item and their arm is stabbed by a wooden fork on the ground. James, who stops, looks over at Greensuit, and laughs as Greensuit begins shaking as if they're having a seizure. They begin foaming in the mouth.

James:
Oh, Now the average slasher movie killer has rabies. F***ing great.

Greensuit begins foaming blood as James backs into a Greensuit who injects him with poison.

James:
The f*** was that?

The Greensuit who poisoned him runs off.

James (being stupid enough to not look behind her): The f***?

We cut to his POV. He is loopy and shaking his head a lot before suddenly falling to the ground.

James (as he falls to the ground): F***ing Becky--

We cut to James (still in his POV) on the couch, waking up. Happy Death Day is on.

James (chuckling): F***ing hell.

James gets up and stretches. He notices he has the same clothes on, and blood is on his shirt and he has throw up on his pants.

James:
The hell?

He looks at the bed, and Becky has several forks stabbed into her body and her head is decapitated.

James (screaming): F***! F*** F*** F*** F***--!

We cut to Luke eating breakfast in the farm, Burt serves him more breakfast as Luke suddenly gets a call. He answers it.

James (on phone): LUKE?! LUKE!

Luke:
James? Status on Ash--?

James:
I don’t have time to explain! We have a problem! Greensuit is trying to frame me now!

Luke:
Motherf***er. I told you to come with us! F***ing hell--!

James:
Yeah? Well f*** that! I got this--!

Luke:
Then why the f*** did you call?

James:
I don’t know!

Luke:
Well if your situation is going to be like Tim or that other f***er’s situation, Then you’re gonna be framed more than once.

James:
Oh motherf***er! F*** me.

Luke:
Don’t worry about it, I can vouch for you and trust me, I can get you out.

James:
What the f*** am I supposed to do other than that--?!

Luke:
What do you mean by that?

James:
I dunno, I’m supposed to have a birthday party for her today, so--

Luke:
Oh f***ing irony.

James:
I don’t think that’s ironic?

Luke:
HAHAHA-- F*** you ELA teacher.

Luke hangs up and we cut back to James, whose mouth is wide open in shock. He then walks off, looking agitated. We then cut to him grocery shopping when he sees a bloody fork on the veggie section he is at. The fork is stabbing the last package celery.

James:
Well, F***. Looks like I won’t be buying that.

We cut to him looking in a box of previously viewed porn dvds near the condom section. He throws all of them in his buggy before he suddenly slips on blood and the buggy slips too and falls straight on his chest.

James:
AH MOTHERF***ER--

Katey (walking up to him): What’s wrong?

James:
Katey?

Katey:
You’re a broken man.

James:
Well--

Katey:
Don’t lie, It’s true, You know it.

James:
I guess I am.

Katey:
Are you though?

Greensuit suddenly breaks through the background that Katey was in like it was glass. James is now lying on the ground, He is now in a black prism.

James (getting up): The hell is this?

James suddenly trips on air.

James (falling onto the ground): F***ING BLACK--

A invisible fork stabs his back. He grabs the fork and begins stabbing the air before Greensuit grabs the fork and slits James’ throat. James begins having a seizure however.

James:
MOTHERFUCK--

We cut back to him asleep in the waiting line (porno dvds still in buggy) before he wakes up. The cashier is screaming for him to come on as he stretches and continues on to let her check him out so he can leave. We then cut back to him asleep in the bed (his wife’s dead body is still in the bed). He then hears a knocking at the door.

James:
AH motherf***er--

He doesn’t answer it and just goes back to sleep. The knocking slowly gets louder and speeds up. He doesn’t answer it anyhow. Eventually, The knocking stops, and we cut to him in the kitchen, he looks in the bread box, and there is only one thing of bird seeds left.

James:
Motherf***er.

We cut to James walking in a petsmart, eating a bag of bird seeds.

Katey:
Hey, Jame.

James:
Hey!

Rachel meows at him as we cut back to James and Katey walking in her apartment. The apartment is messy and dusty. James sits on the loveseat, and Katey makes them coffee. She then sits down, handing him his coffee.

James:
Thank you.

Katey (noticing papers in his pocket): What’s that?

James:
Huh?

James hands her the papers. As Katey reads them, she looks shocked.

Katey:
You’re actually leaving her.

James:
For you.

Katey (blushing): I’m not worth it--

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