Fright Page #24

Tim:
We gotta leave. That’s all we can do.

Luke:
What about Ash? We can’t just leave him behind.

Tim (sobbing):
I’m sorry, Luke.

Luke (getting up): No, I’m not going to f*** up the only other family I had! F*** that!

Tim:
You’ll have to.

Tim suddenly is gone as little girls suddenly appear in front of Luke. One of them is Jamy as a little girl.

Jamy:
You’ll Go Next. You’ll Go Next--

Luke:
Jamy?

Jamy suddenly jumps on Luke as we cut to shots of Tim seeing Luke randomly moving around, groping air and slapping the ground before Luke hits his head and falls down on the ground.

Luke:
You’ll Go Next. You’ll Go Next--

Tim:
Luke?

Luke jumps back up and gulps before crying.

Luke:
We’ll have to.

Tim and Luke share a hug before we cut to James walking out of the petsmart with the cat on his shoulder and two whole bags full of bags of birdseed.

James:
Hell yeah!

James gets in his car, and James, sitting and drinking some bourbon that he had in his pocket, sees Katey walking out of the petsmart, on the phone crying before she screams F*** YOU DAVE! James looks at her in a questioning tone. He gets out (the cat meows at him for him to come back) and walks to Katey.

James:
Katey?

Katey (getting in her car): Leave me alone.

James (walking to her): Kate! What’s wrong--

Katey (as she gets in her car): Leave me alone, James.

James gets in her car as she begins crying again.

Katey:
Get the f*** out of my car--

James:
What’s wrong?

Katey:
I said--

James:
Tell me. We’re best friends, come on!

Katey (sobbing and sniffling as James rubs her leg): Why do guys only want me for sex?

James:
I-- Uhhh, I don’t know.

Katey:
Yes you do, You’re a guy! I thought Dave was different, He seemed like he actually liked me, but no. I’m just so f***ing dumb!

James:
No you’re not--

Katey:
I’m so f***ing stupid! I’m just a whore, That’s all I am. A big, fat whore--

James:
You’re beautiful, Come on!

Katey:
No I’m not. That’s a f***ing lie.

James:
I love you! Come on--

Katey:
Then why did you leave me for Becky--?

James suddenly begins kissing Katey (they begin making out) as we see divorce papers in James’ back pocket. We cut to Ash watching TV, smoking a cuban cigar before Luke walks in.

Ash:
Lukey boy! Did you know they allow patients to smoke now?!

Luke:
Yeah, That’s cool.

A new version of Fur Elise quietly begins playing as Luke sits at the nearest seat to Ash.

Ash:
I understand why you haven’t come to visit and all, with Greensuit and Loomis in all. How’s Jamy?

Luke:
She’s good, She’s good, Look Ash, I’ve come to tell you something.

Ash:
What’s going on?

Luke (gulps):
We’re leaving.

Ash:
I’m still here f***er!

Luke:
Without you.

Ash:
What?

Luke:
We’re getting a farm in Washington, It is only a few hours away--

Ash:
A few hours--? F*** no! You can’t just leave me here!

Luke:
I’m sorry.

Luke begins to walk away as Ash gets a tone of hatred and agony in his voice.

Luke:
You’re like a brother Ash, This hurts me more than it hurts you--

Ash:
F*** YOU LUKE! YOU NEVER GAVE A F*** ABOUT ME! YOU DON’T GIVE A F*** ABOUT JAMY! F*** HER TOO!

Luke looks behind him at Ash.

Luke:
What the f*** did you just say?

Ash:
F*** Jamy.

Luke pulls out a bloody knife. Luke suddenly goes apeshit and flips Ash’s hospital bed over and stabs through it, and when he goes to check Ash, Ash is gone.

Luke:
Come here f***er--

Ash suddenly stabs Luke in the neck with a lit cuban cigar. Luke stabs the cigar and slices Ash in the chest as Ash grabs a thermos and smacks Luke with it. Little girls on the TV suddenly say You’ll Go Next as Luke is thrown into the TV by Ash. Ash then looks up at the TV, and falls to the ground as Luke stabs him in the back.

Luke:
F*** you and f*** you again.

Luke grabs his body and throws it out the window. He checks out the window, and Ash is gone.

Luke:
Motherf***er.

We cut to Luke walking out of the hospital, Ash is yelling F*** YOU LUKE out the window as Luke cries. We then cut back to him in the car, He is still crying.

Luke (looking at the picture of him and Luke getting their cop medals on his phone): God dammit!

He throws the phone out the window, before pulling the knife out and going to slit his left wrist before he stops himself.

Luke:
It’s alright Luke, You just gotta go, Forget everything. Ash will be better without me forcing him to--

Luke begins crying a lot more before a car suddenly crashes into him.

Luke:
Ah motherf***er!

As Luke walks out of his car (as the shot goes up we hear 6 Underground by Sneaker Pimps playing somewhere), we cut to a montage of Jamy and Dorito having sex. Luke during his scenes during this montage is kicking mailboxes on the street.

Luke:
GAY MAILBOX!

As he kicks it, a dog bites his shoe.

Luke (kicking the dog): F*** YOU!

We then cut to Loomis reading Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy, we hear the roof shaking as moaning can be heard.

Loomis:
Ah for f***’s sake!

Loomis turns the TV on, The movie “Scream” is on.

Loomis (as the title card shows up): Wait, That’s the movie they’re talking about!

We have a montage of cuts of him eating popcorn, tootsie pops, and even sleeping pills before we cut to him watching the ending. His mouth is wide open.

Loomis:
That was, something else.

We cut to him watching Scream 2 before he gets up off his couch. Jamy walks down the stairs.

Jamy:
Loomis! Watching the second Scream? I thought you didn’t like those type of movies.

Loomis (chuckling and having a slight smile): People change I suppose.

Jamy:
You always made fun of “slasher movies”.

Loomis:
Well, This one was different, It actually had characters and believable moments, unlike that gay second Nightmare on Elm Street.

Jamy:
The one with the erotic overtones?

Loomis:
I think, Don’t quote me on that.

Jamy:
I’ll quote you on that.

Loomis (whispering to himself): Sly b*tch.

Jamy grabs a banana and begins eating it as a knock on the door causes them to jump.

Dorito (yelling from the room): I BUMPED MY F***ING DONG!

Loomis:
So that’s what kids are calling it nowadays?

Jamy:
He took too much of that purple sh*t.

Loomis:
Where did he get it from?

Jamy:
He has problems with his penis apparently, I dunno, I didn’t really give a f***.

Loomis (eyes wide as he nods): Alright.

Jamy answers it, and it is Luke, now covered in sh*t.

Jamy:
Oh my.

Luke:
A gang took and threw me in a thing of sewage.

Loomis:
Oh motherf***er.

Dorito (walking down putting a shirt on): What happened to sh*t-body?

Luke:
You don’t look so good yourself.

Dorito:
Good enough to f*** your niece.

Jamy:
Dorito!

Luke:
Wait, (pointing fingers) A f***er named Dorito, f***ed my niece? Her?

He points at Jamy.

Luke:
This sexyass hoe f***ed this unattractive--

Loomis:
God that was perverted.

Luke (shaking his head): Really, Jamy?

Jamy:
What?! I like him!

Luke:
He better have a good f***ing idea of how to treat beautiful women like yourself, That’s all I have to say, or I’m not impressed and will kick this little p*ssy’s ass.

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