From Justin to Kelly
[ Country ]
[ Ends ]
- Thank you.
- Whoo-hoo!
Thank you. Really, you're too kind.
[ Sighs ]
- Kel, you were on fire tonight.
- Thanks, Luke.
Look, why don't we go out and celebrate?
Get some steaks, maybe a couple of beers.
Luke, I appreciate that
you come to every show...
and sometimes don't pass out
till I'm offstage...
but I'm just not interested
in you romantically.
- I'm sorry.
- Well, not yet.
But just wait.
I'm like Hurricane Luke.
- Pretty soon I'm gonna blow you over.
- Okay.
Hey, guys, what are you doing here?
I thought you were flying to Florida tonight.
Our charter airline went bankrupt
and all the other flights were booked.
So you decided to give up your
spring break vacation to stay here?
Why don't you
just drive, Alexa?
Drive what? Daddy took my car, and my
wheeled suitcase doesn't have an engine.
But we do know someone
with a car, don't we, Kel?
Look, spring break is a total mob scene
and all the guys have one thing on their mind.
- I know. Why do you think I'm goin'?
- She already bought 23 bikinis.
- How did you swing that?
- When my daddy saw all the charges...
- I just told him my therapist's
name was Neiman Marcus.
- Come with us to Miami.
- We'll lose our entire deposit on the motel.
- It's just not my scene.
Oh. But this is?
Is it the beautiful decor
or the locals that attract you?
Definitely the locals.
What else are you gonna do
with your week off?
Just imagine relaxing
on a gorgeous beach.
Sippin' pina coladas
with your two best friends.
- And if you don't come--
- [ Together] We'll kill ya.
[ Luke Belches ]
Okay.
[ Women Harmonizing ]
[ Ends ]
Dude, this year's
I barely recovered
from last year.
Neither have the 400 women who were
running off at the mouth about you.
to promote parties.
of the hottest deejay, and to top it off...
I planned the ultimate event--
a whipped cream bikini contest
judged by none other than...
- the Pennsylvania posse.
- [ Laughs ]
- Yes! Yes. Thank you.
- Count me out.
I'm lactose intolerant. Besides, on this spring
break, there's only one woman on my mind.
Eddie, please tell me you're
not gonna spend the entire time
visiting your grandmother again.
No. I've been cyber-chatting
with this girl for like a year.
We're finally gonna meet on spring break.
She's so hot. You should see her web page.
It's really well designed.
You click on her head--
the same girl for a whole year.
- You can't imagine being with
the same girl for a whole day.
- That's true.
But then I'm genetically incapable of
forming long-term relationships with women.
- Thank you.
- That's nothing to be proud of, Brandon.
You think I wanna
end up like you?
Unable to function in the real world
'cause you were dumped by some girl.
Stacy didn't dump me.
She's just been really busy.
- For over a year?
- You don't let your emotions
get anywhere near you.
You know what?
I like that.
So, what?
You don't feel anything?
- If someone stole my car, I'd be devastated.
- Definitely. Me too.
- I mean, girls.
-Just keep it simple-- dinner, chat, cab...
coffee, party, shower, cab.
Sometimes he likes to
mix and match.
Coffee in the shower?
That's-- Oh! Oh, okay.
- [ Kelly ] Whoo.! We're here.
- [ Alexa ] Finally.
Come on, Lex.
Hello! We can do that later.
Let's hit the beach.
- Okay, we're comin'.
- Come on!
- [ Hip-hop ]
- Y'all ready to party? Then make some noise.
All my girls,
are you with me?
All my fellas,
are you with me?
- Miami, are you with me?
- Hey yourself.
- East Coast, are you with me?
- Come on.
West Coast, are you with me?
Come on!
Are you with me?
Come on.! Are you with me?
Hi.
[ Continues ]
[ Singing ]
[ Singing ]
[ Singing ]
[ Singing ]
[ Singing ]
[ Singing ]
[ Shouting ]
[ All Cheering ]
[ Ends ]
[ Cheering ]
Okay, guys, this is the game reserve.
We are the stag.
- Out there is the babe stag.
- The hind.
- What?
- Female stag, it's called the hind.
That's where the girls lose interest, man.
Too much detail.
It's really hard to believe
you don't have a girl.
Maybe I should go back to the hotel room.
What if Lizzie E-mails me?
Eddie, think of this as practice time
before you meet her.
Besides, relax. You just got here.
Check out the scene.
Besides, relax. You just got here.
Check out the scene.
- Yeah, work on your moves.
- I don't have any moves.
Take it from the masters. Dude, you wanna
pick up chicks, I'll give you the secret.
You want mad phone numbers
and make them beg you to keep it?
You'll be heart breakin', better yet,
heart bustin'. Just follow me and Justin.
- And here we go.
- And soon they'll be lustin' for you.
[ Rapping ]
- [ Ends ]
- Oh, my!
- [ Alexa ] Yeah.
- Tryin' to get that image out of my head.
Identification, please.
I swear, Officer, I-I was experiencing
a temporary psychosis...
brought on by heat
and large crowds.
It's like this rare condition
known as posterior spasmodica.
- It's very dangerous if you let it go unchecked.
- Right.
Has anyone ever told you
you have beautiful eyes...
- Officer Cutler?
- Thanks.
- Let me give you my number.
- Cool.
- See ya.
- Wait. This isn't your number.
This is a ticket!
Seventy-five bucks. Man!
- I think she likes you, buddy.
- Nah. Really?
She does have
beautiful eyes.
Dude, yeah, and you got
a real beautiful ticket. Come on.
[ Man ]
Pool closes at sundown.
There's no smoking, no drinking,
no loud music... and no girls.
You know, you remind me
of my mother.
She has bigger sideburns.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
It's good to be home!
- This place is a dump.
- It beats last year, believe me.
Play our cards right,
we won't even spend a minute here.
You think they have
a high-speed Internet access?
We're not gonna be here long enough
to find out. Come on. Get ready.
- Oh!
- [ Chuckles ]
Shut up.
[ Indistinct Chattering ]
What about
those guys today?
- They were flaunting it.
- The guy with the curly hair was so cute.
- And he was totally checking you out.
- No, he wasn't.
- What's that?
- A BR&J invitation.
They only throw the hottest set
of parties on the East Coast, y'all.
I'm telling you,
these boys rule spring break.
Wow. The kings of getting
drunk and objectifying women.
- Where can I sign up?
- Well, I plan on getting in on the action.
No, Kaya, wear the orange bikini,
and, Kelly, please try and unclench...
and have a good time.
I don't clench.
I don't.
[ Whispering ]
I believe you.
That girl at the beach
was pretty hot, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
- You don't even know
which one I'm talking about.
- Who cares? They're all hot.
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