Fuck and Dance Vol. 62 - Sperma für Jeannie und alle anderen Partyluder! Page #4

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to measure something.

Okay.

I can do something else.

What a coincidence!

I was just thinking.

I know him from somewhere...

What are you doing here?

I wanted to exchange the dress.

Then I suddenly liked it.

Then I took a walk.

Take a seat.

Sure.

- I didn't know you were meeting in the city.

- We weren't, I was just hungry.

- Did you buy something?

- Yes.

For your mother.

Why?

To thank her for the house.

You'll think it's ugly.

Show it to me.

It's cute, she'll definitely like it.

- The meeting was really nice.

- Yeah?

You might have a very rich boyfriend soon.

He was really excited about my work.

And he's interested in architecture,

or at least he acts like he is.

I considered trying to get him

to build something new.

Really?

I'm really happy for you.

No, thanks.

Is it good?

I want to meet Hans and Sana again.

I can meet them alone

or we can invite them over.

No, let's invite them over.

Think you can handle that?

Yes.

I think it's a good idea, too.

I told them Saturday.

I can cook something.

Hello, Gitti?

I wasn't sure it was you.

My boyfriend...

- Hi, I'm Sandra.

- Hi.

Hello, we're the Petersens.

Yes, I'm sorry. We didn't show up.

- Yes, we noticed that.

- I'm sorry.

I forgot we had a previous engagement.

- Oh, you're the ones with the boat.

- Exactly.

We're sorry, we coincidentally ran into

a fellow student of mine

- and just couldn't say "no."

- The offer still stands!

Definitely, but I have so little time,

I'm working on the island, a reconstruction.

- Chris is an architect.

- Interesting!

- I really didn't recognize you, nice dress.

- Thanks.

- Maybe it's just the makeup.

- No, it's everything.

I really wasn't sure of myself!

- The offer still stands!

- That's totally nice of you.

I would've loved to go on a boat trip again.

Well then...

- Bye.

- Bye.

What are your ideas for the villa?

I have 1,000 ideas.

I thought I'd tear it down

and ask him afterwards how he wants it.

I'll be finished in a minute.

I'm so afraid of losing you.

Don't answer like that.

How should I answer?

I love you?

I'd do anything for you.

I'll never leave you.

Something like that?

Yes.

What are you doing?

I want them to be afraid

of what we're going to do with them.

What's that?

It's spooky.

Nobody would understand this.

But we understand it.

It's somehow not funny.

Please.

I don't think it's funny.

Hans wants to name her Basmati

if it's a girl.

Brunhilde!

We were thinking

of inviting the neighbors...

We're so sorry, we just couldn't find it.

You look good!

- Here's a small gift.

- Thanks.

That looks just like the other bunker.

Nonsense, it's a hillside location.

I'm worried about you.

It's nice to see you again.

Yes.

It suits you well.

Thanks.

Man, was I drunk! If you told me

we were here, I'd believe you in a second.

- Did you talk to him again?

- Yes, we're negotiating.

I hope I gave you good advice

in my drunken state.

Make sure you don't get lost

in the architecture scene here, okay?

- It could be really interesting.

- Really?

The guy's not that bad.

It's totally cute here.

You went to a lot of trouble.

That looks really good.

Thanks.

It's really good!

A perversely good sauce!

You can really cook!

Come into my wigwam, wigwam

And relax with me!

Rainbow Johnny, Rainbow Johnny

Let's be happy together!

Rainbow Johnny, Rainbow Johnny

Don't ever leave me again!

That's why I love him!

Enough!

Sure, a little piece.

This is our official reconciliation.

You've done well.

It tasted great.

Where did you learn that?

Maybe I can send Sana there, too.

What's your profession? We didn't ask you

and have been speculating for days.

I work for Universal, the music label,

in public relations.

I mediate between bands and journalists.

- Gitti's dealing with The Shames.

- Who?

- The Shames, a young band.

- Shames...

Right, you told us about that...

Sana bet you're a photographer.

I bet "kindergarten teacher"

after my experience with you.

Gitti would be

an unconventional kindergarten teacher.

Do you want to tell it? About Rebecca?

How should I tell that?

Gitti taught my sister's daughter

how to shoot someone.

Rebecca wanted nothing to do with us,

but we had to take care of her,

so Gitti was fed up and told her you have to

tell someone when you hate them.

First she taught her to say,

"I hate you."

Then Gitti let Rebecca shoot her.

She told her to use a pistol

and then fell dead into the pool.

My sister was totally horrified.

Cute.

Unconventional indeed.

Now what have you been hiding from us?

Wow, it's totally wild here!

- I want a tour of the house!

- Hans...

What are you doing?

And this is your pleasure grotto?

Your parents' bedroom?

And you sleep here?

Yes.

I always wanted one of these.

Gitti changes behind that.

My therapist told me not to overdo it

and said that I should use a sheet

for the hard stuff.

What in heaven's name is that?

My mother collects this crap.

Don't be so mean.

What's mean about that?

- Not that, Chris.

- Why? My mother loves showing this.

My mother's paradise!

Wow, how enchanting!

Crazy.

- They're made of glass, right?

- That's perverse, isn't it?

Hans, come over with your ax some day...

Goodness, how sweet!

No!

- My God!

- Don't touch!

Open it up.

There's something in every one!

Read it aloud.

"Life isn't enough," said the butterfly.

"You need freedom,

sunshine and a little flower."

- Hans Christian Andersen.

- I'm going to throw up.

It's so touching, I feel like crying.

It's so full of yearning here.

- And what does she do here?

- Daydream...

Cool stereo.

Oh, no, come on.

It's Grnemeyer!

I used to be a total Grnemeyer fan!

Goodness.

I just thought of you

tenderly

Of you carefully and gently

driving me totally crazy

You came whenever you wanted

left at eight in the morning

A thousand and one

nights

I love you so much, so much

more than you realize

I love you so much, so much

even when you're not on my side

You didn't want to be attached to me

to keep me for too long

I dreamt of having a family with you

but for you it was much too early

There are certainly better guys

different from me

You want to look around first

one never knows

I love you so much, so much

more than ever before

I love you so much, so much

I take it with a sense of humor

Call me again...

I'm sorry, people, but this is torture.

- Can I help you?

- No.

Are you crazy?

- I have the feeling you'll fly in tonight.

- I don't think so.

You'll see, my love.

You haven't swum all day.

You'll fit in there perfectly.

I didn't know your parents were so rich.

They're not.

They just chose the wrong pool size.

I'm a bit envious that you can work here.

Yes, you've said that already.

Pregnant women are so boring!

- Don't you dare, stop it.

- Here's dessert.

You're overdue, honey.

Come on, let's eat dessert.

No, stop it... I'm pregnant...

No, Chris. Please don't!

You're a**holes.

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