Fujoshi Kanojo (How to Date an Otaku Girl AKA My Geeky Girlfriend)

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Yoriko!

Huh?

Let's...

...hold hands?

What?

...or not...

You don't want to?

No. I mean...

I don't mind.

Oh!

Wow. It's beautiful!

Makes you kind of nervous, doesn't it...

Yes.

Hinata...

Do you like holding hands?

Yes! But, err...

Not as much as I like you!

Yoriko...

Will you...

go out with me?

Oh...

Oh?

Um...

There's something I should probably

tell you first...

Yes?

Promise me you won't freak out

after you hear it...

I promise. I won't freak out,

and I won't hate you or anything.

Um...

I'm...

an Otaku...

Are you cool with that?

Huh?

Actually, in my case...

It's called a Fujoshi Otaku...

Are you freaking out?!

What? A Fujoshi...

That's normal, isn't it?

Aah, no... not that... um...

The word you're thinking of is spelt

a little differently...

I don't care if you are an Otaku...

or a Fujoshi or whatever...

I...

love you, Yoriko.

Me too...

I...

Love you too...

Great!

I guess that makes you my boyfriend.

Thank you!

You taste like cotton candy.

What the...?

Welcome home, Mademoiselle Yoriko.

Welcome home, Mademoiselle!

I am Ashigara, Head Butler

of this establishment.

These are your footmen.

We are at your service.

I am Kagami, Head Footman.

Tonishige, at your service.

Mademoiselle Kasumi awaits you inside.

Thank you.

Huh?!

Mademoiselle, your bags...

The Young Master's bags too...

Young Master?

Thank you.

This way.

Please mind your step.

What the...?

Welcome home.

Welcome home.

Err... I'm home...?

This is Kasumi.

She's into light novels and Internet games,

but mainly anime.

She also makes her own B-L comics.

She is like a mentor to me.

B- L?

Boys-Love.

Boys-Love...

Keep it a secret.

Nice to meet you, Hinata.

Nice to meet you.

This is Miki.

Her dress-up name is Milk.

This is her daughter, Mocha.

She is a full-time housewife, but...

Full-time housewife and Fujoshi

start with the same letter 'F'!

Huh?

Oh, yes...

I see.

She's actually quite the popular

Play-R on the Internet.

P... Play-R?

Costume Play-R.

Oh, like dressing up.

That's right.

Oh...

Excuse me.

No problem.

Allow me.

Please.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

What's with the looks?

He gets embarrassed easily.

How awesome!

I do not!

A 'Fujoshi' is an Otaku

girl who goes crazy

for the Boys-Love genre...

...which is all about love

between male characters

in a given story.

Oh my gosh!

Breaking in the newbie.

It sooo does it for me.

Ohh yes... All that 'training' and 'punishment'!

It's too much! Actually...

I think it is the 'punishment' that gets me...

Sorry for putting you out,

meeting here on our home turf like this...

No problem.

I could tell earlier you were thinking,

"Where is she taking me?"

You're all excited about your

first butler cafe, aren't you!?!

Well, you wouldn't tell me

where we were going.

I didn't want to ruin the surprise!

I see...

You really are polite, aren't you?

Even when you speak to Yoriko.

I know! How good is it?!

You're so lucky!

I bet it's not easy, going out with Yoriko.

No...

Don't spoil her to much...

She'll just get worse!

You should start to treat her normally,

before she gets out of control...

But, she was my boss when I first met her...

I guess I kind of got into the habit of

speaking to her like that.

Somehow I can't seem to shake it.

This one is dangerous...

What?

Sorry! For a moment there I nearly fell

for someone else's real-life boyfriend!

No problem!

That's why I wanted you

to see him for yourself!

Hinata?

You rock!

You're like... a Sebastian!

A Se... se... A what?

A loyal butler serving his mistress!

No way! Your own Sebastian!

He seems like a submissive type, too...

You love Yoriko, right?

No one gains anything without sacrifice.

Every gain requires a fair

exchange of value.

That's Alchemy's Law of

Exchange in Equivalence.

Al... Alchemy?

Love is...

Exchange in Equivalence!

I want a ring too!

Check it out... pretty cute, huh?

You want one too, don't you Mocha?

Do you want a ring, Mocha?

Oh...

Exchange... in Equivalence?

That's right! Yes!

This story is a record of one guy's

struggle to date a Fujoshi Otaku girl.

How to Date an Otaku Girl

Yes.

Right.

What?

It will be fine.

Ok.

I understand.

Yes.

Ok, see you later then.

Hinata.

Hey, Koji.

You free tomorrow?

Sorry, I've got plans.

What? You going somewhere?

Something like that.

Yoriko?

Who's Yoriko?

Hinata's girlfriend.

He met her at his part-time job.

So she's older than you then?

Yes.

Pretty impressive!

Yeah, I guess she is...

Huh?

Err... nothing.

So what's on tomorrow?

Nothing. I thought we could

maybe do that report...

Sorry.

Don't worry about it. See you later.

See you.

"Hinata 4 Yoriko"

I remember the day I fell in love.

Yoriko!

Yes.

This is Hinata.

He'll be working with us part-time.

He'll be working under you,

so I'll get you to show him the ropes.

My name is Yoriko. Nice to meet you.

My name is H... Hinata.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Let's get started then.

Oh... Ok.

And now...

Hurry up, Hinata!

Yes. Yes... and this one too!

And this one!

And that one and that one!

So many to choose from... look at that one!

And this! Gotta have this!

Don't you think you are overdoing it?

But you can't normally get

these anthology back numbers!

This is awesome. Such a massive trove!

This place is too good to be true!

It's got everything I could ever want!

Thank you staff.

Thank you pundits. Good job!

Excuse me, but I don't understand half of

what you're talking about.

You will... you will.

What do you mean?

This is what makes the daily grind

all worthwhile, right?!

Um...

I thought we were going on a date today...

I can't help that we ran into

Kasumi by chance...

Chance?

"Concerto Symphonia"

"Girls Comics"

This is like your gathering place...

Oh my gosh!

New issues! Yes!

Everyone's looking at you...

Yes! Yes! Yes!

New issues! New Issues!

Yesss!

Umm...

It might be just me,

but I think everyone is staring!

Yep, they're staring.

No, you're right. They are staring.

What?

Not many guys come to places like this.

Why did you bring me here?

Because you said: "Wow, a B-L store.

I want to see what one is like. "

I never said that!

- Don't worry, I will train you in B-L ways.

- No way!

He-y!

Are you still deciding?

Yeah... wish I could see inside.

Don't be fooled by the excessive effort

they put into the covers.

You know how the saying goes.

You need to see the truth. Then decide!

O- oh...

He who shoots often will

surely hit the mark!

She's having a ball!

It's not the kind of interest

you can bring up easily...

Huh?

Sebsy!

Ye-s!

Milk.

Hey. How was the harvest?

Great.

Sorry. I guess we had a little too much fun.

The sacrifices I make being a mother...

I guess so...

Mocha, Mocha, come here.

I want heaps of comics too!

When you're older and you

get a job. Let's go.

No! You mustn't grow up to be like them!

Right?

Hinata, we're going!

Yes...

Too many books for one person...

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