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Loafers, wasters, bums,

A ghost ran away with your underpants...

get under a blanket and hide

Loafers, wasters, bums,

A ghost ran away with your underpants...

get under a blanket and hide

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Booze, weed, grass just one hit

Out comes the smoke

and all the trouble are gone

Kneel before God. ring the temple bell

1. 2, 3, 4, I want kisses over and over

5. B, 7, S, at night well go to India Gate

Loafers. wasters, bums,

A ghost ran away with your underpants...

get under a blanket and hide

Loafers. wasters, bums,

A ghost ran away with your underpants...

get under a blanket and hide

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We stay on the other side of the Jam una,

We love all women

The girl is proud. we have no money.

Ask for a loan, get powerless

If we make money, we will catch the prey,

Spray some deo on your shirt

The good for nothing troupe is ready

The penniless ones are here

We have worn a pant

While the other is being washed by mummy

Loafers. wasters, bums,

A ghost ran away with your underpants...

get under a blanket and hide

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A ghost ran away with your underpants...

get under a blanket and hide

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Let there be a country of loafers

and make me the President.

Sing with me now, brothers and sisters.

1.23.4, Long live the Loafers Partyl!

5. 6, 7, S, Death to all the smarty pants

Loafers. wasters, bums,

A ghost ran away with your underpants

Loafers. O Loafers,

your luck is so messed up

Even your shoes are in tatters

Your luck is so messed up.

My father says...

son, you hold your destiny

in your own hands.'

But if I go by his words.

Which I seldom do, then by God...

my destiny is fast asleep!

Do colleges also have morning assembly?

No man.

Only school teachers are obsessed

with morning assembly and uniforms.

College is all about scoring girls.

You're right man.

In government schools,

it's guys chasing guys!

You know Amit from the 12th grade?

Yeah.

He was in the toilet yesterday

with Rahul during assembly.

Are you serious?

Of course!

We'll walk hand in hand,

we'll walk hand in hand,

We'll walk hand in

hand someday;

Dude, we can easilyjump over this wall.

Why break our backs over this stupid hole?

Choocha!

We have only a couple

of days of school to leave our mark behind.

That's all we've been doing

for the past two years.

Trust me. this year we will graduate!

I swear on your mother!

Dude, is it difficult to bunk

lectures in college?

No man.

You can do anything you want.

Study if you want to,

otherwise forget it.

Lounge in the canteen, hang around...

take in the scent of beautiful girls...

try and score with them...

kiss them anytime, anywhere...

no one bothers.

Sounds exciting!

Dude we're going

to college together!

I'll become someone's boyfriend

on the very first day.

Hello May Day...

Attention... the wall is about

to be breached!

Fire!

Dear god, you are the almighty.

You know everything there is to know...

but I'd like to remind you once again.

Please get me migrated into

Shalu's college this year.

It didn't happen last year, but this year

please make it happen.

I will offer prayers daily.

Please. God.

Bishop College.

Just reminding you since there are

so many colleges.

Bachelor of Commerce, 2nd year.

Give him your exam roll number as well.

Sir...

there was a cooking gas cylinder

along with these milk cans...

now its gone.

Did you see anyone take it?

No, brother, I don't drink milk.

In college. the girls will be...

Shut up, Choocha!

Stop sucking up.

Or I won't go with you.

Sorry bro.

Just that I'm really excited.

We'll sort you out,

but for now, be quiet.

Okay...

I am sure it will be fun.

Stop...

look...

Sardarji, want to buy a gas cylinder?

Half price!

What are you staring at'?

I found it on the street.

Cylinder?

Yeah.

You found it?

Yeah.

On the street?

Yeah.

I'll beat the crap out of you.

You bloody dope head...

selling my own cylinder back to me'?!

Whoa... I'm not a thief.

I found it on the street.

How does it belong to you?

I'll tell you!

Okay... fine...

you can keep it.

As a gift.

I am very rich anyway.

All my money's gathering dust...

Just leave.

Sardarji...

how about a plate of chole-bhatura?

Can't you hear my

stomach growl?

Chow...

give him a serving of chole-bhatura.

Here you go.

Dumbass, can't you serve properly?

You think I'm a homeless beggar?

What the...

You think this is your father's wedding

reception to feed him for free'?

Why don't you slice me up

and add me to his dish?

You think this is a soup kitchen?

Hello?

In five minutes.

I'll be there.

Now he's got angels falling for him

where are you off to?

Dad, that was Raju.

He's clearing our dues today.

Did Raju rob a bank last night...

that he wants to clear our dues?

You think I'm an idiot?

He really called me,

I'll see you later.

What a bad start to the day.

I can't even set my beard!

10 more seconds and

I'd have taken the bus.

Have I ever been late?

You know what my dad's like.

He can't set his beard unless

he yells at me every morning.

How was the movie yesterday?

It was okay.

You never take me along

with your college friends.

I'm in college too.

You aren't in college,

you're studying through correspondence.

It's the same thing.

Anyway, I'm coming to

your college next year.

So hang with us next year then.

You've become very rude lately.

Never mind.

You'll show me around

your college today?

I've been asking you for so long.

Say something.

Fine!

Only if Pandit lets us go.

Who is Pandit?

What's u p, Panditj I?

Nothing new...

it's the same grind everyday.

I'm stuck in his shithole

for other reasons

or I would've quit this job long ago.

You see this room?

Back home the bull knocks up cows

in a room bigger than this.

You're right. Panditji.

My dad said the same thing

to my mom.

Anyway, tell me something...

how much do we have to score

to make it to college?

At least, 85 %

You must be kidding!

You are kidding yourself

to even think about college.

All year round you make

life hell for others.

Now it's your turn to feel the heat.

There is another way in...

If you want, I can pull some strings.

Panditji, any way will do.

We'll tear through the roof,

if necessary.

Tell us what you can do.

Exam papers for the 12th grade are out.

What do you mean out?

Out. Choocha, out!

When he says they're out,

he means they've been leaked.

Holy sh*t Panditji!

Please do something for us.

Consider it done.

Come here a day before every exam.

50,000 rupees

for every exam paper.

Fifty?!!

That's too much!

I'm charging others 60,000.

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