Fukrey Returns Page #5

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about 100 million.

From doctors to laborers,

all the people in Delhi

have lost their money.

Hunny and Choocha, owners

of Hunny-Choocha Dream Factory,

and their partners...

Those clowns!

They run out of luck only

when they work for me.

Behind me.

The guy behind me.

Help him.

Hold him.

Hold him from the other side.

Hunny? Hunny?

Hunny.

Lali. Lali.

Pump his chest.

Okay.

We'll have to try mouth-to-mouth.

What?

Are you crazy, Zafar?

This guy doesn't brush

his teeth for months

and you want me to

blow into his mouth.

You're welcome to try it.

But I won't do it.

Let him die if he must.

You imbecile.

I was saving this French kiss

for Bholi.

But you stole it.

Oh, God.

You've blown your dirty breath

into my lungs.

I feel like throwing up.

You overweight shrimp.

Buy some toothpaste.

Your breath is even worse than mine.

Is he for real?

"My heart is crazy about love."

"I know how to burn myself in love."

"It's difficult for you

to escape, my love."

Mister,

can I borrow your phone?

"My heart is crazy about love."

"My heart is crazy about love."

Hey, is anyone going to sleep here?

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!".

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

Hello, Pandit? This is Zafar here.

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

"Loafers, wastrels!"

Hey, dude.

Are you mad?

It's really hot.

Here, 4000 rupees.

Don't say a word to anyone.

All right.

"That's it, I'm off.

Keep me in your prayers."

"Talk about me once in a while..."

Yes?

Who are you?

I'm just like that.

- What do you mean?

- How do I explain?

You know, just like that.

Dude, he's with me.

He's a friend.

So you're with them?

I'll charge double for him.

Why?

You know...

Just like that.

Arrogance.

How is everything out there, Pandit?

Billa has lost his mind.

He is defending his shop

with a sword.

Delhi Police and the public

are looking for you.

I mean, they're looking for your bodies.

They think you drowned in the river.

What about Neetu and Priya?

They were distraught when

they heard about the drowning.

But I told them

that you are alive.

True love never dies.

Bholi must also be very

worried about me.

Do you think so?

She's in deep mourning.

- Oh, really?

- Shut up.

How did we get the wrong

lottery number?

That's what I'm trying to...

- Bro, did you again...

- No, pal. No, Hunny.

The dream was real.

I swear to God.

Dude, I don't trust him.

Argue as much as you like.

Make your funeral arrangements

as well, while you're at it.

We are no more.

Oh Lord, please save us.

Lali...

Hunny, I just saw something.

Great, he's gone crazy again.

No, really. I just saw something.

This is just a ruse to go to

an asylum instead of jail.

- Pandit, believe me...

- What did you see?

Dude.

Dude, I saw

a giant tiger in a big cave

with two demons standing there.

And there were large boxes and chests

full of treasure.

- That's what I just saw.

- Hunny, please. Please.

This is not a dream.

Exactly. This is not a dream.

And this isn't the first time.

- This is the same ruse for asylum...

- Enough now, Pandit.

Lali, do you remember?

When the snake bit him,

and the fever drove him nuts?

He's still equally nuts.

In fact, he's even crazier.

Just answer the question, man.

He told me to move, because

the flying saucer would fall.

The fan fell on the spot,

right as I moved, remember?

Yes, you could've died.

And the other day at Bholi's.

There he saw people running

after us angrily.

And we all know what

happened yesterday.

One minute, what are you

trying to say?

Just that Choocha said

the fan would fall, and it fell.

He said people would run

after us, and they did.

And now he says there's a tiger...

With two demons in a cave,

with a real treasure.

Yes, it is real, because

he has seen it.

Zafar, I think he is in shock.

Let it be, Hunny. They don't

know anything about science.

They won't understand.

Pandit, this is called "dj chu".

Not "dj chu", idiot.

It's dj vu.

It's happened to me, so

we'll call it "dj chu", get it?

It's not dj vu.

Premonition.

This is a premonition.

What's that?

It's when one can see things

in the future...

Wait, you mean Choocha

can see the future?

No, not the future, but some

events from the immediate future.

People see one-off

incidents sometimes.

Mostly related to them.

This much is true.

Zafar, I just don't get it.

Pandit, it isn't necessary

for us to understand everything.

All our lives, we try to fit

everything in our understanding.

If we grasp something, it is true,

otherwise, we think it is impossible.

We meant well. We didn't

want to harm anyone.

God saw us in trouble

and gave us a new gift.

And one shouldn't question

or doubt God's gifts.

There, that's God's first signal.

"We are slackers."

Bro, that's the zoo.

"We make even ghosts run away in fear."

Changu, use both hands.

Catch him.

The cub's mother is angry.

Corner it now.

There, we've almost got him.

Shh, quietly...

- To the corner...

- From the other side...

- Open the gate, quickly.

- Wait, I'll open it.

That means the treasure is real.

So, now what?

Well, we've found the tiger.

Now we find the rest of it.

No matter what happens

this stays between the five of us.

This goes especially to you.

I swear on your mom, pal.

I won't say a word.

Take it quickly.

- Quickly...

- Good, good.

Ma'am Bholi will be very happy. Take this.

We'll need more later.

Let's go.

Three million, okay.

Let go of me. Please let go of me.

Bholi, where are they taking me?

I'll pay you back, please

don't gouge my eyes out.

No, silly.

Not your eyes,

they'll take your kidney.

You owe me 2.8 million

with interest, right?

And your kidney will sell

for three million.

So the balance is yours.

See, this is a profitable deal for you.

No, please let go of me.

I'll pay you back.

No.

Right then, boy.

Let's start by gouging out your eyes.

You have such pretty eyes.

Miss Bholi, please. Not my eyes.

I haven't even seen

the world properly yet.

Have you seen the movie 3 Idiots?

- Yes.

- That's enough.

Wait, what's going on?

You keep herding us here like sheep.

The people of Delhi are after us

because of your plan.

And now you're disemboweling us.

Zafar warned you, didn't he?

Your plan failed, we didn't screw up.

Calm down, captain.

If you thought the plan was bad,

why did you jump at it?

You think I don't know you?

I don't care whose fault it is.

Bobby boy,

take these five men.

One kidney and two eyes each.

Three million per eye,

and five million for the kidney.

- Sell it and recover the debit balance.

- No, Miss Bholi, please.

Lali, you scare too easily, man.

Nothing will happen, believe me.

Look. First, they'll give you

chloroform.

Then right here... Look at me.

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