Fukrey Returns Page #9

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- Yes.

Eddie boy,

give the girls a pan and a spade.

Madam, this is a personal matter...

Let it be.

Come.

Neetu.

Come, Simran.

Come live your life.

"Who are you waiting for?"

"Here I am."

Don't add to the weight, man.

Are you ready, young man?

Choocha.

I may not have the chance to ask later.

I was wondering

how you came into being.

As in, how did you come

into this world?

Pandit,

even I asked my father once

where I've come from.

So he told me a story.

Oh, really?

Your dad is a storyteller, too?

He's an avid storyteller.

He's taken after me.

But I don't understand

some of his stories.

Tell me if you do.

Here's the story.

My father said

that once like us,

he was passing through a jungle.

There he saw me,

the lovable Choocha.

I was stuck to a witch's stomach.

The moment my father saw me

he fell in love.

He told the witch, "Hey, witch."

Give me this lovable Choocha,

who is stuck to your stomach."

Stop there, new-age Homer.

What's this nonsense?

Are you out of your mind?

Look, Bholi, I've told you before.

Don't interrupt me in the

middle of a story.

I don't like it.

So what was I telling you, Pandit?

- The witch's stomach...

- Yes.

So the witch said,

"I'll give you my lovable Choocha

on one condition.

You must marry me first."

My father thought about it

but then married the witch,

just for me.

Then he brought the witch and me

to A2/16, Geeta Colony.

But I never understood one thing.

Why does my mother start hitting me

with her sandals

when I ask Dad about where the witch is?

I must meet your father, dude.

Could be difficult.

He doesn't meet anybody

and everybody.

Sh*t.

Flashlight.

Dude,

I saw something just like this.

What is this place?

This is Delhi, madam.

As above, so below.

Like metro.

Hey, stop.

Don't let him run.

You can't even hold on to a cub.

- Come on, Lali...

- Catch him.

Zafar, catch him.

- This way.

- Catch him.

Where did he go?

Mummy!

Hold on. Be still, be still. Don't run.

Hey there, little friend...

Nice tigress.

- Shut up.

- You're a good tigress. Please...

We'll feed you twenty chicken.

Zafar.

- Hunny...

- Yes?

- There's a way out there.

- Where?

The tunnel to the left, there.

Switch off your lights somehow.

There's a better chance of

getting out in the darkness.

Switch off, switch off, everyone.

Now let's leave one by one.

Oh, no, no. No. No.

No, not there.

Choocha, you'll get us killed.

Yes, yes.

A bit to the left.

To the right now.

Put the lights back on.

We're all good now.

Scratch a bit under

the t-shirt...

Look, Life of Chu is on.

This feels great.

- Hunny.

- Yes?

Why is the tigress staring at you?

Down.

God bless you.

Zafar,

she's not staring at me...

Thank God your mother

doesn't cut your nails.

Choocha... Choocha.

Pandit, is that your hand?

No, Bholi. My hands are in my pockets.

That's Lali.

This way.

That's enough.

Thanks, dude.

I've got to go now.

Take care of your mom, okay?

This is what happens when

you eat her food.

Now she's going to eat you.

Bro, as you sow

so shall you reap.

Is there a magic lamp there?

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"Slackers."

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

- This way.

- "Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"The slackers are on the hunt,

like snakes chasing their prey."

"Their lives are messed up,

but they're not giving up."

"They've got big questions,

but no answers."

"They're always deep in trouble,

but they have no cure."

"First, lottery and dreams,

and now "dj chu"."

"Who will pay for this mess?"

Priya...

Are you okay?

- Hunny.

- No...

- Never mind.

- Sure?

I found it. I found the treasure room.

- Come on.

- "It's a game of snakes-and-ladders,"

"there are such ups and downs."

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Keep your eyes open,

and dodge the incoming bullets."

Hey, you stopped a four run.

What did you get?

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"She's out of jail."

"She's like dynamite."

"She's going to whip everyone in line."

"She's Bholi."

"The slackers are in trouble."

"They've got nothing."

"But she's going to make them pay."

"She's Bholi."

"They've been through Mughal forts"

"and several gutters."

"But there's no sign of any treasure."

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"It's a game of Ludo,

there are such ups and downs."

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

Found anything?

Did you take it from a bin?

"It's a game of Ludo,

there are such ups and downs."

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

"Loafers, wastrels, slacker!"

Zafar, between the Animal Kingdom

and the Mughal Empire,

we're stuck at Victoria's Secret.

What next?

Lali...

Enjoying your picnic in

the netherworld, are you?

Where is the damn treasure?

Start counting down.

If you don't find the treasure,

I'll bury all of you right here.

Priya.

Are you okay?

Don't worry. We'll try and

get you some fresh air.

That's why I asked you not to come.

But you refused to listen.

Everyone just does as they please.

One blackmails us with stares,

and the other with tears.

And we're just stuck in between.

Tiger, cave, snake,

demon, treasure...

Life has turned into one of

Grimms' fairy tales.

Hello, mayday.

Hello, mayday.

We've found the treasure.

We've won the battle,

over and out.

Mayday, mayday.

Idiot, is this your treasure?

Couldn't you see these rusted locks?

Don't you know the difference

between a cave and a warehouse?

Wow, madam.

You can see the locks

in this warehouse,

but can you not see the treasure

hidden in it?

Treasure?

These rolls of toilet paper,

jet sprays, TVs, refrigerators...

You call this a treasure?

I admit this is no

Mughal treasure.

But these are all branded

and brand new.

Altogether, these are worth

millions in the market.

So now you want me to go and sell

toilet rolls from door to door!

No, madam, that will take too long.

We need someone who can get us

the right price in the black market.

Mr. Bhatia, you might as well

embrace Bholi now.

We found the treasure.

Even I was stunned and

speechless for a few minutes.

Of course, how else would one react?

I had already made some

arrangements for you,

but you've saved me some

time and expenses.

But you'll have to help a little bit.

Sure.

- I'll meet and tell you.

- No, not you.

You stay there, tell me where to come.

Where are you?

The abandoned rail yard near

Tughlaqabad fort.

We found the treasure here.

Instead of Mughal treasure

you've raided my own hidden cache!

Move.

And you guys...

You've got stuck to me

like leeches.

First, you won off my

lotteries for years,

then you got the same

lottery dens shut down.

You made me pay the public

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