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You know why | they love the winner?

Because they think | he knows something,

I mean, he had to know

So, we admire him,

But the winner doesn't | learn anything from winning,

No, the loser... the loser

Losing teaches you | about yourself.

So, the loser's the winner.

I don't know. I mean, | it's not in actual terms.

I'm speaking figuratively.

Sorry, Excuse me,

- Good night, Denny, | - May I see you, please?

The gentleman in 205 | left this for you,

Oh, Huh,

Wow, That was nice,

GUS:
Ann, thanks | for the happy ending. Bill.

Nice card,

Django?

Django? Hey, hey, hey!

Sweetie-pie?

Dja...

LEE:
| I know what they say.

I know what they say | about me...

my colleagues...

and my family.

I don't... f***ing movies.

OK, let's f***ing go,

F***ing movies!

F***ing overpaid, f***ing | unhappy childhood f***ers,

F***ing movie f***ing f***ers,

Let's go! Somebody... | Jesus, buddy!

Uh, do you think somebody else | could go?

Maybe one of us could | f***ing cross the street?

F***ing movie cop!

Hey, f***ing movie cop!

Could I maybe | f***ing cross the street?

Francesca Davis, F***,

Yes, He's gonna get... what? | Dehydrated? OK,

Yes, Yeah, I understand,

Hello, Yeah, hi,

I did that,

and... and I gave him | some water, yeah,

and I was just hoping | that Dr, Green could come by,

and, uh, and give him | a quick look,

Oh, he is?

Oh, I see, Uh,

Yeah?

Well, if... you know, | I just... I just, uh,

want to make sure | he's not gonna die,

you know, or anything,

Um, so if you could, | that would be great,

Right, heh heh, Yeah,

Uh, that's fantastic,

Yes, I will see you then,

Yes, What? The address?

Oh, Oh, my address, Oh, yeah,

I guess you'd need that, | wouldn't you? Heh heh,

Hi,

I know, | You know, I can't really talk,

I'm going into a store, | Can I call you back?

OK,

Oh, really?

Oh that'd be... | that's... that's great,

I'm... I'm glad,

You met Gus?

Where? Wow, | Yeah, well, there's a guy,

who could change your life, | you know?

So, I'm gonna get the dress,

- Oh, good, Great, | - Yeah,

LINDA:
Mm-hmm. Sure.

Yeah. I was, um, fat...

overweight, and very short...

and, um, I hadn't | gone through puberty.

So, yeah, I mean, I looked, | you know... I did not look...

like I would've liked | to have looked in high school.

Yeah, surely I would've | changed my social status.

I still would. Heh heh. Yeah.

Treat myself,

So, that's five there,

Oh, great, Thank you very much,

- OK, | - Excellent, Thank you,

Hey, you came, I thought | you were coming later,

No,

Hey, How are you, man? | Good to see you,

The house is open, guys, | if you want to,

Oh, Hi, Dee,

Good to see you, | Thank you for coming,

Good,

That guy didn't pay,

Did you pay, sir?

MAN:
I did, yes. | Would you like...

No, no, I just... I saw you | come the other way,

and most people were coming, | I'm sorry,

Right in here, | Right there on the sofa,

Oh, boy,

What else was in the brownies | besides chocolate?

Um,

- Hash? | - Yeah,

Aw, come on, man,

No, My wife | brought it back from London,

We made the brownies | for my friend's fortieth...

So, what'd you do, | leave it out for him to eat?

No, no, I know,

it was right here | on this counter,

I didn't think | he could jump that high,

He's got little legs like a,

All this... he ate all this,

It's so much better than pot, | right?

- Uh... | - Aw, no, no, no,

You don't understand,

I haven't smoked that in years, | so, you know what I'm saying?

Goddamn,

When I was in my twenties, | this guitar player and I,

would make up all these lyrics | while he played,

and our songs would end up,

with all these f***ed-up | rhyme schemes,

Heather, Heather, I'm sorry, | Is he going to be all right?

Oh, he's going to be fine, | He's going to be fine,

So, uh,

you going to throw that out?

Look, you liked it,

and you've told me | you haven't liked things,

You liked it, Man, listen,

you're not going to pursue | any more meetings...

because | this is what I want to do.

I'm serious, OK?

Hey, listen. Could you, like...

It's better now, | It's a lot better now,

Ed and I,

We've been | beefing up the scenes,

And that whole thing | you mentioned...

I agree with you... | about me being in it.

I'm not going to do it.

Even if they ask about it, | we're not going to build it in.

I figure, you know, | in the long run...

it's probably a good thing,

me trying to establish myself | as a writer instead of an actor,

Like Pinter. You know, Pinter, | he was an actor.

He started off as an actor,

He still acts, occasionally.

All right, this sh*t | is cyclical, you know that?

All right, don't. | Don't, don't, don't.

I got it,

OK, Thank you,

If you stop telling me | that that letter makes sense,

you can throw up all you want, | How about that?

Tch, Yeah, Aw,

Do you know her?

- Ahem, Who? | - Carl's wife,

Nuh-uh,

That's kind of funny, because | I've heard things, actually,

Yeah. Yeah. | A couple of them.

- Hey, how are you doing? | - Uhh,

Hey, Fran, listen, | I want you to meet...

Frannie, It's Lucy Morgan, | L, A, Magazine,

- I'm sorry, I... | - The Sedona piece,

Oh, my God, Yes, Oh, wow,

Wow, You changed your hair | or something?

Yeah, How do you know Cal?

- Uh, we... | - It was a dinner.

Yeah.

Excuse me,

Hey,

Hi,

Is it... is it upstairs, | or is it in there?

God,

- Oh, this is wrong, | - No,

- I'm overdressed, | - You look,

- I wasn't sure what, | - It's on the roof,

Where's Carl?

He's not here yet, | I just, um,

- We should go up and, | - OK,

- Wow, | - You OK?

Yeah,

You know,

No, You look great,

Well,

You know, I have to admire you | for your belief,

in this project, | but the reality...

is a whole different thing | altogether.

It's all marketplace sh*t,

And I don't think that | this is a good role for you...

so don't even push that.

When does this article | come out?

In a couple of months,

Well, you call me,

if you can't get any answers | out of this guy,

Thank you.

Nice to meet you,

Nice seeing you,

Huh?

"Meltzin. "

Name kind of suits him, | Oh, Nicholas,

No, it looks good, | Where'd you get that dress?

- Seaver, | - Where?

On Third, Do you know it?

- Is it good? | - Yeah,

- It was on sale, I like it, | - No, it's,

Oh,

God,

All chromium is not bad,

because | I get Fitness magazine,

I need a drink,

No, I'm saying there's | a lot of good chromiums,

- I read it in a magazine, | - Hey,

Hey, I wouldn't go | to the lengths,

of bathing in bottled water, | that's all I'm saying,

I believe what you're saying,

- Franny Davis? | - Yeah,

Sam Osborne.

- I'm sorry, | - The Duchess of Malfi,

- Birchers, | - Yeah,

I was the lighting guy,

Mmm, Oh, my God, Oh, OK, Yeah,

- Sam Osborne, | - Osborne,

- How are you? | - Nice to see you again,

Oh, you, too, Wow, That's funny,

- Yeah, | - That's...

Do you remember when you said,

"I feel like a waitress | on vacation"?

Oh, God,

It was, like, just the cutest | thing I've ever heard, and,

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