Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder Page #2

Synopsis: Dark forces older than time itself are on the attack, hell-bent on stopping the dawn of a wondrous new green age. Don't you hate when that happens? Even more shocking: Bender's in love with a married fembot, and Leela's on the run from the law - Zapp Brannigan's law! Fry is the last hope of the universe, recruited for an ultra-top-secret mission. Could this be the end of the Planet Express crew forever? Say it ain't so, meatbag!
Director(s): Peter Avanzino
Production: Fox Home Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
7.3
NOT RATED
Year:
2009
89 min
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Well, let's see now.|We've got a wonderful grizzly bear

that's been dipped in cornmeal|and lightly tormented.

- Questions?|- What was the bear's name?

- Jojo.|- Ooh, I'll have him.

- Hide me!|- Hey, Donbot,

ain't that your wife what|with you had that wedding with?

Donbot, honey!|What a pleasant shock!

I was just having dinner alone,|when suddenly you walk in on us.

Alone, huh?

Where am I?

I was exploring a wormhole through space|many light years from this restaurant,

when suddenly I was|surrounded by darkness.

Hot, sexy darkness.

Why, hello, Donbot! Hello, miss,|have we met? I'm Bender.

The world's most sexual robot.

I mean, the world's most|boundary-respecting robot.

Nice to see you, Bender.|Welcome back to our universe.

Listen, sugar, I stuck up|the Burlington Coat Factory

and got you a little something.|It's a $49 value.

Donbot, I love you!

- Not really.|- Man, this is great!

I always wanted to nail a dame|in a fur coat, and now's my chance.

I mean, if you'll introduce me to|one, sir. One as sexy as you, baby!

Bender out.

I never felt so alive, Bender.

Listen, this turquoise-encrusted|bra is worth 50 grand.

Let's sell it and run off|before the Donbot gets wise.

No. It will take a lot more money|than that to make a girl like you happy.

- No, it won't.|- Yeah, it will. Shut up!

We'll run off, but not till after I win|the Universal Poker Championship!

One entry, please.

Bender, no! You can't beat|the best players in the universe.

- You're not lucky enough.|- Oh, no? I'm 40% lucky.

The scrap metal I'm made from|included a truckload of horseshoes

from the luckiest racehorses in Mexico,|who had just been sent to a glue factory.

- They don't sound so lucky to me.|- Not without their shoes.

That's great!

Here, Bendy, take this.|It will give you 70% more luck.

It's the Donbot's lucky robot's foot.

All right!|With two kinds of luck, I can't lose.

No, wait, three.|I stepped on a leprechaun.

Yo, you see this over here over there?

I'm powering up the clamps.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.|Let us not rush to judgment.

But, Skip, that was your lucky robot's|foot what came off of your lucky leg.

While it is true that I did wake up|with only one foot this morning,

there is no proof that my|beloved Fanny was involved.

Aside from the hacksaw|I found under her pillow.

Well, what about that Bender guy?|You want I should give him the clamps?

Not yet, Clamps. Only one thing|can prove that he has my lucky foot.

Torture with the clamps|or a clamp-like device?

No. We are gonna sit tight and see|if he wins the poker tournament.

He does, that proves|he's packing my lucky foot,

in which event...

The clamps!

Or a clamp-like device.

Welcome viewers|who fell asleep with the TV on!

It's the 3009 no-limit|hold 'em championship.

I'm the massive head|of Penn Jillette,

and here with a color|commentary, my partner Teller.

Our act really didn't|change much when he died.

Pardon me,|I'm new to this game.

Is this duffle bag big|enough for all your money?

Bender? Oh, boogers.|We're in the same tournament.

Quick, get your entry fee|back before I bankrupt you.

In your dreams, nutloaf.

Bite my shiny metal hat.

Tex Connecticut,|the pride of Kansas City, first to act.

Smiley Spiff, up next.

Looks like B*obs Vanderbilt|has a decent pair.

Also, she's got two eights.

And Bender Rodriguez picks|up a lucky deal right off the bat.

Two aces.|I'm thinking guitar solo.

I fold.

Holy crap! A stunning play by|mentally ill newcomer Philip Fry.

It's almost as if|he knew Bender had two aces.

Bender has two aces? I'm out.

- I'm out.|- I'm out.

Suck my luck!

See this gun?

That's what I'm gonna|do to Bender if he wins.

All in. Call my mighty bid at your peril.

My cards are awful, and I need a hug.

I call your bluff.

I shall annihilate...

I just wanted to|make my daddy proud.

Well, you didn't. I want you and|your junk moved out by Monday.

It's getting|pretty intense, folks.

Based on the state of|decomposition of Teller's head,

we're now in hour|19 of the tournament.

And the first bad deal|of the night for Bender.

Hey, pal, help me out here.|This is the worst possible hand, right?

I'm all in.

All in! I mean, fold. Whatever.

Well, Bender's luck just ran out.|No card can save him from elimination.

Oh, my gourds! He's dead.

21, winner!

I'm so full of luck,|it's shooting out like luck diarrhea.

Wake up, poker fans!

We're down to our final two players in|heads-up action for the Championship.

Your perspective, Teller?

All in.

But you didn't even|look at your cards!

Looking at one's cards is|a crutch for players who rely on skill.

Any day now, Fry. You in or out?

What's the matter, Fry,|you scared? Or just crazy?

All right, all in.

Yes! Four aces!

Ah-ah-ah.

Read 'em and weep,|and then tell me what they are.

Two kings. And with three on the board,|that gives Bender five kings.

- But how is that...|- I don't believe it.

Bender has just been|dealt the King of Beers,

a coaster from the bar that|somehow got mixed into the deck.

But it still counts!

Bender win the Championship!

That's some good money.

You did it, Bender.|You're the greatest.

Tell me something|I don't know, sweetass.

Now, let's boogie.

We'll be in Space Tahiti before|the Donbot knows what hit him.

Now I am suspicious.

Okay, we finished digging this|shallow grave. Can we go now?

Poor Bender left me one last voicemail

before the Robot Mafia|buried him in the desert.

Fry, old friend,|before I die, I just wanted to say...

Hang on, I'm getting another call. Hello?

Line up, people! Everyone take|a shovel and one sixth of the planet.

We'll meet back here in 50 years,|our bodies broken and our lives wasted.

And you say these are free shovels?

I'm back, baby.

Bender! I thought the|Robot Mafia killed you.

Nah, they just shot us and buried us|a few times as a warning.

Bender was so brave.

He never stopped making out with me|the whole time they were shooting us.

I sure didn't.

I gotta get back to my husband, baby.|Will I see you tonight?

Probably not.

It's a 14-footer with a clown hazard.|What club you recommend, Baggy?

As on every hole,|I suggest the putter.

Your golf club sure is classy,|Mr. Wong. Naked statue classy.

It is very nice.

I just wish Amy and I didn't have to|wear these sexist badges on our melons.

We're lucky even to play as guests, Leela.

Dad's club has a very|strict "No girls allowed" policy.

- That doesn't seem fair.|- It really is.

Everybody knows women|don't have the focus

to play miniature golf|at a professional level.

But that's the|best shot of the day!

Is that my ball?|I think that my ball.

- Great putt, Dad.|- Okay, we're done.

Mr. Wong, how do you keep this place|so green in the middle of the desert?

Doesn't that waste a lot of water?

Nah, we got plenty water,|pumped directly from flamingo lake.

They'll be fine.

Oh, yeah, I love miniature golf.|Love everything about it,

except how damn miniature it is.

That's why I'm building the universe's|biggest miniature golf course.

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Matt Groening

Matthew Abraham Groening ( ( listen) GRAY-ning; born February 15, 1954) is an American cartoonist, writer, producer, animator, and voice actor. He is the creator of the comic strip Life in Hell (1977–2012) and the television series The Simpsons (1989–present), Futurama (1999–2003, 2008–2013), and the upcoming Disenchantment (2018). The Simpsons is the longest-running U.S. primetime-television series in history and the longest-running U.S. animated series and sitcom. Groening made his first professional cartoon sale of Life in Hell to the avant-garde Wet magazine in 1978. At its peak, the cartoon was carried in 250 weekly newspapers. Life in Hell caught the attention of James L. Brooks. In 1985, Brooks contacted Groening with the proposition of working in animation for the Fox variety show The Tracey Ullman Show. Originally, Brooks wanted Groening to adapt his Life in Hell characters for the show. Fearing the loss of ownership rights, Groening decided to create something new and came up with a cartoon family, the Simpson family, and named the members after his own parents and sisters—while Bart was an anagram of the word brat. The shorts would be spun off into their own series The Simpsons, which has since aired 639 episodes. In 1997, Groening and former Simpsons writer David X. Cohen developed Futurama, an animated series about life in the year 3000, which premiered in 1999, running for four years on Fox, then picked up by Comedy Central for additional seasons. Groening is currently developing a new series for Netflix titled Disenchantment, which is set to premiere in 2018. Groening has won 12 Primetime Emmy Awards, ten for The Simpsons and two for Futurama as well as a British Comedy Award for "outstanding contribution to comedy" in 2004. In 2002, he won the National Cartoonist Society Reuben Award for his work on Life in Hell. He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on February 14, 2012. more…

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