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Careful. Ow!

- Come here.

- No, por favor.

No, not pink. And it stinks!

This has to be against

the Geneva Convention.

Where is Blaster?

We have to get out of here.

I think you need lipstick, too.

- Yech!

- The tiara.

Enough already.

This is the tenth outfit.

Don't you look pretty?

Oh, my gosh.

I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.

Let me do this, Specks.

I'll come back and get you.

Relax. They told me

one of the mice died last week,

and was buried in the backyard.

Once I'm in the ground,

I can tunnel to freedom and rescue you.

Terrell! Oh, man.

- Terrell!

- Mamacita, relax.

Esta muerto.

It's dead.

- Yeah, you're right. It is.

- Do something.

Wow. This woman's really abrasive.

You get it out of here before

it starts to smell up my shop. Hurry up.

- Just run take it out back right now.

- I am. It's squishy.

Trash truck.

Let's just get it on out of here pronto.

That's not the plan.

No, no, no. Speckles, no!

Hold it.

Good luck, rest in peace and all that.

Oh, no!

Oh, my God!

No, no, no.

- Is this OK?

- Yeah, this is good.

OK, Harry.

You know what to do.

- She was way cuter than the other one.

- Definitely.

Ah!

OK, he's got it. He's got the PDA.

What the hell was that?!

OK, I got him. I got him.

- Let's go. Just stay calm, OK?

- Whoa, whoa. I got him. Here he is.

Look on the bright side: At

least you haven't been marked down yet.

What's that on your butt?

It's a birthmark.

Never seen a birthmark?

I have seen that birthmark.

Look at this. I got the same one.

Don't point that thing at me.

It might go off.

Seriously, just look at my butt.

You see? You see? We must be related.

No. I am a genetically

engineered super spy.

Ben spent years training us. We do

things that people only dream of doing.

Yeah. That's what they want you

to think. So you'll do tricks for them.

But you, my friend,

are a common, everyday

pet shop guinea pig just like me.

We must have been separated at birth.

But fate has brought us back together,

my brother.

- Don't say that.

- I have a brother.

- Don't say that word.

- I have a brother! Come here, brother.

Come here, brother.

All right. My brother doesn't like hugs.

I'm good with that.

I am not your brother.

Listen. Darwin,

I'm not gonna dress it up, OK?

I sit here every day

hoping to get adopted, to find family.

And now, because of you,

family has found me.

Hurley, there is no way

that we are related,

so just get that

through your head, OK?

OK. Here we go.

Darwin was right.

The file was marked "Clusterstorm. "

- Can you open this?

- I don't know.

OK, well, we've already seen that.

OK, just unplug the computer.

Unplug. Go, go, go.

- Was that a worm?

- Nope.

This PDA is infected

with an extermination virus.

Yes!

What is going on in there?

No, no, no! Not the line, not the line.

Don't cross the line.

Mm!

Busted.

Can I offer you something?

A macadamia nut perhaps?

So, this is why I never saw you eat.

Not once in all these years.

All these treats and you never shared?

You think I wanted to spend my nights

sneaking out to feed myself?

Starving by day and

praying for night to come

so I could take a bite without the

threat of you eating everything I have?

You drove me to this!

Uh-oh.

My friend Speckles

got crushed in a garbage truck,

and you said nothing about this.

Uh-oh.

I'm outta here.

- Darwin? I want you to go.

- I am going.

You can't worry about me. You got a job

to do. You can't jeopardize it for me.

- I wasn't going to.

- You're only saying that

so I won't have to feel the pain so bad

when you leave.

Keep believing that.

Whatever works for you.

Oh, what a guy. What a guy!

- OK, OK. Listen, Hurley.

- You got to go, man.

- I got to go. You got to let go.

- You got to go.

- I've got to let go.

- Let go of me.

- OK.

- OK.

Don't give up the dream.

You're gonna find the family

you're looking for someday.

So long.

So long, brother!

I miss him already.

Whoa! Ah!

Good luck with the climb back up,

Hurley! The cage is mine!

And it's all true.

My grandfather was a ferret!

Now who's been marked down?

So, there's the North Star,

which means Ben's is east.

OK, I need to head that way.

Go back, Hurley.

Fine!

You think I can't make it out here?

You think you're the only one

who can survive in the big bad world?

Well, the truth is, Hurley is out of

his cage, and it's time to hit the town!

Guinea pigs gone wild! Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Ah!

Darwin!

Darwin? I saw a cat.

OK, you can come with me

until we find another pet shop.

Oh, thanks bro. Did I mention

I'm also afraid of the dark?

Greetings,

Mr. Saber. I have a status report.

You are a brilliant

business partner, Mr. Yanshu.

But remind me why we call these things

"video" conferences.

As we've discussed, it's in everyone's

best interest my identity remain hidden.

Project Clusterstorm

is perfectly on course, sir.

Sabersense will activate

in about 19 hours.

Why are we spending a large amount

of money tracking space junk?

Old satellites. Booster rockets.

Four million pounds of debris.

And why do we care?

The satellites, sir.

Communication systems.

We have to protect them. Integral aspect

of the Sabersense network.

We've got a lot riding on this, Yanshu.

I've put my trust

in your engineering skills.

- Mooch, is that you?

- Yeah, yeah!

Are the others OK?

- You know where they are?

- Yeah!

You want help with that?

E... I... I...

...a... oh, yeah.

Oh, Mooch... You're a genius.

I was so worried about you.

I don't like when my fly is down.

Hey, Marcie?

Yeah, it's Ben. I found them.

I'll be by in ten minutes

to pick you up.

There's the delivery truck from the lab.

Como estas, gentlemen?

We're looking for some rodents.

Si, for you or for your children?

For the government.

- We're special agents.

- What? Yeah, right.

Are they fugitives

or terrorists or something?

Just answer the question.

OK, sorry. I'm just saying, you look

like a regular guinea pig to me.

Listen, I told you, I'm a commando

who just happens to be a guinea pig.

Oh, yeah?

So where's all your fancy spy gear?

Back at the lab.

Oh. Same lab where I keep

my hot Canadian guinea pig girlfriend?

That's where my stuff is, too.

I have a unicorn back there

and a dragon that I ride around.

Look, if you want to stick with me,

stop with the yapping and keep up.

No can do, bro.

I'm calling a hunger strike.

And I am not moving an inch. Whoa!

Uh-oh. Whoa!

Eh, civilians. Come on, soggy.

I'm hungry, I'm wet, I'm hungry...

Shh!

Dogs!

Dogs. Why does it always

have to be dogs?

All right, MacGyver,

you got any brilliant ideas?

Yeah, I got an idea.

- I think we made it.

- Great. How do we stop it?

Just keep running.

That's not how you stop it!

That's how you make it go!

- Hurley, get your butt outta my face.

- Get your face outta my butt!

Ow!

So this is what spies do.

Como estas, chica?

We're looking for

three guinea pigs and a mole.

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