G-Force Page #7

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What do you want?

I got major problems here.

There's your problem. The transmission's

coming off the core of his computer.

- G-Force went in to shut it down.

- G-Force?

You sent those gophers in

without my authorization?

Sir, I'm picking up a video feed.

It's one of ours.

Let's see it.

- What in the heck is that?

- That's Darwin.

You say that like it's a good thing.

What's he gonna do?

Gnaw his way out of there?

He's gonna insert a virus into

the core and take down the network.

- Hello, Darwin.

- Speckles, you're alive.

You infiltrated the bad guy's lair.

Where is he?

I am the bad guy.

What? You really think I let myself

get killed in a garbage truck?

Ha! Well I hid in a soup can.

Rode it all the way to the city dump.

And it was stinky.

- Speckles?

- I can't believe the mole was the mole.

Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu.

- No.

- Business associate of Leonard Saber.

You tricked Saber

into helping you build Clusterstorm?

How could you do this to us?

I thought we were friends.

I put my life on the line for you.

Yanshu was in my basement

this whole time?

And he wasn't a man. He was a mole.

"Yanshu" is the Chinese word for mole.

Sabersense was just a cover.

I created an army of robotic appliances,

and they created an array of

giant electromagnetic nodes...

Nodes capable of pulling down all

the space junk orbiting the planet,

and driving every human underground.

- So, what do you think?

- You've betrayed us. You!

- You sabotaged our presentation.

- Extermination virus. Nasty stuff.

Speckles, why?

You ever Google the word "mole" Darwin?

Three million entries.

Not on how to care for 'em,

or love 'em, or pet 'em. No!

Three million entries

on how to exterminate them!

The humans came and destroyed

our home... destroyed our home.

Son, if you ever get the chance

to bring mankind to its knees... do it.

They showed us no mercy, Darwin.

Well, now it's my turn

to do a little pest control.

If you'll excuse me... it's showtime.

Going up!

He's created some kind of monster.

I think I'll stay here

and guard the exfil...

- What's our plan?

- Stop Speckles and save the world.

That's more

of a goal than a plan.

It's working! Look out!

I'm feeling ten feet tall.

Oh! Ah!

No place like home.

There's no place like home.

That'll leave a mark.

Come on! We got to

get up there and stop Speckles.

How big is this thing going to get?

You humans stole my home!

Now I will steal yours.

Oh-ho-ho!

Look out!

Something is missing. Oh, I know!

Incoming!

Just like humans.

Bringing guns to a space junk fight.

- Darwin!

- Speckles, shut this down, now!

- No.

- Then I'll shut you down.

I have no quarrel with you, Darwin,

but mankind must pay.

You know I can't let you do that.

Then you leave me no choice, my friend.

My parachute.

The PDA!

Go get it, girl.

No!

Oh! Ah!

Oh!

Ah!

Hurley, what are you doing?

I gotta get you back up there.

- No, Hurley! Don't do it.

- Go get him, bro! It's the only way!

Coming, Hurley!

Take that! And that!

It's no fun being the little guy, is it?

Everybody, hold on!

Fall back!

Speckles, if you keep doing this

then you're no better than the humans

who destroyed your home and your family.

Well, that's kind of the point here.

I lost my family.

No, you're wrong. We're your family.

Me and Blaster

and Juarez and Ben and Marcie.

Speckles, Ben took us in

when nobody else wanted us.

And he made us a family.

We're a family.

Oh, no! No! What have I done?

What have I done?

It's too late, Darwin! I can't stop it!

But we can.

Whoa!

Ooh!

It's working! Darwin, it's working!

Speckles, come with me.

Whoa!

I got you!

We've gotta find Hurley.

- Hold it right there.

- We'll take him from here.

Relax, guys. He's code four.

- What a mess.

- There you go. Easy.

- Darwin, over here!

- Hang on!

- I got him. I got him.

- I can't hold it much longer.

Ow!

No, Hurley.

No, not you, Hurley.

Look,

he landed next to his cake.

No.

Oh, man, Hurley.

- Hurley.

- Oh, no.

No. No. This is all my fault.

He was my man.

Hurley, wake up, pal.

Listen, I just...

I just wanted you to know you

were as good as anyone out there today.

I don't know what they call it

back in the pet shop,

but out here we...

well we call it being a hero.

All you ever wanted was a family.

I never got to tell you this, but...

I'd be proud...

proud to call you my brother.

Hurley.

Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.

Hurley?

Did you mean it

when you called me "brother?"

Not exactly. I was just...

That was like a figurative...

- You bet I did.

- Brother. I have a brother!

This is great!

We can spend every

Thanksgiving together,

take road trips to Vegas,

have tickle fights!

Oh, come here. Give me a hug, bro.

Well...

Oh, this is great!

Oh! Mm-mm-mm!

So, Hurley.

You still want to be a part of the team?

Two...

Three...

Twenty-seven!

- Hurley. I'm right here watching you.

- Thirty-two.

OK, that's it.

I don't want to get too buff.

Not to worry.

Alrighty, guys.

Welcome to your new home.

OK, but I'm telling you now,

I don't do well with roommates.

- Easy there, tiger.

- Everybody, out! Everybody, out!

Jail break! Jail break!

Look, Juarez, I gotta know.

Which one of us are you interested in?

No no, Blaster! You've gotta ask her

who she's not interested in.

Thirty, 42, 83.

As far as I can tell,

you're not interested in either of us,

which means either

you want both of us or neither of us,

which leaves us desperate

even though we don't have a clue!

And that's just how I like it.

Hey, guys?

It's the Director of the FBI.

G- Force. I want you to know

that Leonard Saber

has been forced to undertake the largest

recall of consumer products in history.

And he's getting help from somebody

quite knowledgeable about the defects.

Three down, 178,000 to go.

I think I'm gonna be here a while.

But I'm gonna rejoin the team

when I'm done. If they'll have me.

Your, friend Agent Killian, has been

reassigned. He has a few words for you.

Hello, G-Force.

Look! A frozen FBl-cicle.

I'm sorry that I doubted you.

How long do I have to stay down here?

It's really cold!

Team. As the full details

of your valor come to light,

it is an honor and a privilege to say

"thank you" on behalf of this country.

You guinea pigs pack more courage and

heart into those teensy little frames

than any agents I've ever seen.

G- Force, your funding has been restored.

Welcome to the FBI.

Guys... we got our badges.

- Yeah, boy! We're official-tishal now!

- Finally!

Not bad for a runt.

Thanks for believing in me, Ben.

Hurley, I've been thinking...

If you're gonna be out there

helping us save the world,

you're gonna need this.

You're one of us now.

My very own badge

and a new name! Rookie!

- So we're finally agents.

- No, special agents.

Let's get

this party started right!

Whoo!

Get him on the good foot!

All right, Hurley!

G- Force in the house!

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