Gadgetgang in Outerspace Page #3

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in an alien Fender bender

the paint-job

got all scratchy

"no problem"

said the commander

limping to

a custom shop

we took it near

the milky way

ain't got no budget

to repair

instead of paint

graffiti spray

double power, supercharging

need to jump us

to light speed

mold and fit even larger

creature comforts that we need

yeah, my brothers, lay back

horns replaced by subwoofers

headlights by laser beams

like a hot rod

flying saucer

way beyond

our wildest dreams

now, the gas station we're

pumping found another kind of fuel

when this baby hits a bump

there's no shaking

and it's cool

pedal to the metal

no more time

to be marooning

got to get to

where we're going

with the v8 motor tuned

not bad

easy now

this is

the intergalactic ride

easy

come on

hmph!

Excellent, who wants

to serve the universe?

If you like, on the way, we

can also print some planets.

Yippy!

No, Phoebe. You stay here.

A little girl like you doesn't

belong where we're going.

Mitsue, you stay here with

Phoebe while we're gone, okay?

Yeah, right.

Don't look at me.

Do I look like

a babysitter to you?

Besides, you don't even know

what the solar system is.

It's a group of planets

that orbit the sun.

Now, can I go?

Okay.

But you gotta promise

to listen to me.

I promise, I promise, I promise.

If that's all settled,

then let's get out of here!

Activating boosters.

The Gadgetgang in outer space!

Is something wrong, Hur?

Your face is looking

uglier than usual.

The saucer you mentioned

wasn't completely destroyed.

What?

We detected their signal

close to planet Coloccus.

I've already sent two predator

ships to finish the job.

There's nothing to worry about.

The Invas are an inferior race.

You're as brainless

as your old friend.

Everything is under control.

We are talking

about Invas, Gobler.

You never were good at history.

Of course, you wouldn't know

about an ancient legend

that says Invas descended

from a great unknown power.

Power? Invas?

Prepare my ship,

I'll take charge.

Put on the translators,

or else you won't understand

what these life

forms are saying.

Incredible.

I can't believe you brought

along extra clothes.

New places, new looks.

Like it?

Hot.

I mean, it might

be hot out there.

Are the translators activated?

Um, maybe not.

Sort of, like, last year's look.

Maybe if the sleeves, uh...

Si fuesen un poquito

ms largas lo podria...

You put it on automatic.

A little lower on the hips.

It'll go great with knee-high

patent leather boots.

I don't think

it works with it-girls.

I still don't understand

what she's saying.

It might not be a good idea

for you to come with us.

We never know what

we'll encounter.

That's exactly why you little

guys might need our help.

Let's see if there's

any cool spots around here.

Bye, folks! Take care!

Phoebe! Get back in that saucer

and wait till we return.

You guys sure this is

the way to king Mnemus?

How should we know?

We've never been

to Coloccus before.

Are you kidding?

You've got us walking

around on a strange planet

not even knowing

where we're going?

An old Invas scout rule,

when you don't know

how to find someone,

keep going until they find you.

Doesn't look like anyone

is coming to meet us.

I think I prefer

not being found.

They're gone.

Mmm.

Those things must've been

running away from something.

Holy shoot.

It's El Chupacabra!

I don't believe it,

a Chupacabra!

In here!

I don't think

chupacabras are very smart...

They may not be smart,

but they're good sniffers.

Oh, I guess I need a shower.

You did it!

Chupacabras don't like perfume.

Come on!

It's French.

That was close.

It couldn't end like this.

No, it couldn't.

That was my last bottle!

What the heck did you foreigners

do to my dog, digger?

Now, how am I gonna find

where that treasure is buried

without my bloodhound?

That was a dog?

Boy, I was so close!

But when you airheads

sprayed that stuff on digger,

he lost the scent.

We're on a special mission

to find the king.

Do you know where

we can find him?

Are you kin to the king?

No! Do you know where he is?

I hope he don't come 'round

this neck of the woods.

We warned you once.

No trespassing here.

Uh, we was just

passing through, partner.

I will take you to the king.

Yes!

You want some?

Ugh!

Your move.

Hey, tank.

Stop hogging the soda.

Go on, your turn.

Take his piece.

Eat them up.

I didn't mean that.

Yuck!

You guys eat plastic?

Gross!

Goddarn it!

Always some earthling

messing up my day.

Hey, I know you.

I think you're...

Dudes! He's that alien

from Roswell!

Awesome!

I knew I'd seen this guy before.

Dudes, I'm telling you,

the truth's out there.

Wow, get a load of that view!

I knew this was gonna happen.

Sir, I found these intergalactic

intruders in the prohibited territory.

Visitors to Coloccus?

How did you find our planet?

Found it here, in my hitchhiker's

guide to the galaxy.

Hey, we're not with this,

this Indiana Jones from space!

We're here for something else.

We're looking for king Mnemus.

What did he say?

It was him!

He said it.

I think Mnemus is, like,

a bad word in their language.

I hope is one of those

not-so-bad, bad words.

Silence!

Who are you?

We're Inva captains.

Our ambassadress ordered us to

find the great king Mnemus.

But why would the Inva

ambassadress send you to Coloccus?

That's a long story.

The confederation

was being attacked,

and all the interplanetary

leaders were there.

Prisoners in

the planet's capital.

Huh?

Inva?

Yes.

I, too, am a descendant

of the Inva.

But, how is it you

came to live here?

The Invas were

a powerful people.

A great Inva scientist

developed a weapon

that provided Invas

with an unimaginable power.

By any chance,

did it happen to be a ring?

Our leaders became greedy.

Power changes people.

Even for a gentle

people like us.

What a voice!

The struggle to control

that all-powerful weapon

cost many lives

and much suffering.

The scientist left

Invaxia with his family,

taking along with him

the weapon he created.

That long forgotten

scientist was my ancestor,

Invocalus Mnemus.

He brought his family to

this dry and hostile planet

in an effort

to restart his life.

The federation has long

forgotten the planet Coloccus.

There is no technology here.

That's why, my young ones,

you won't find any help here.

You can't ignore this!

The universe is depending on us!

That's not our problem.

I shall not involve

Coloccus in a new war.

We came to this planet to remain

far and forever from that.

He's just a little selfish, huh?

Enough!

We're going to take you

back to your ship.

It's a UFO

abducting another UFO!

Awesome!

No!

Phoebe!

We need to go after them!

You must help us!

I hope I won't regret this.

Where are the other Invas?

Phoebe, chill out!

These robot dudes

aren't Mr. nice guys.

Ah! My balloons are ready.

But they're not yet elevated

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