Gaga: Five Foot Two Page #2

like, extreme sh*t

to put yourself out of that category?

I mean, like, what's the methodology?

The methodology behind what I've done

is that when they wanted me to be sexy

or they wanted me to be pop,

I always f***ing put

some absurd spin on it

that made me feel

like I was still in control.

Right.

I know. F*** it.

So, you know what?

If I'm going to be sexy on the VMAs

and sing about the paparazzi,

I'm going to do it while bleeding to death

and reminding you

of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe.

Right.

The original Norma Jean.

And what it did to Anna Nicole Smith.

And what it did to...

Yeah.

Do you know who?

You can use none of that footage.

[cheering and applause]

[woman] This Thursday, Lady Gaga performs

at an invitationonly concert

at the Democratic National Convention.

[woman 2] ...will headline the show

called Camden Rising

at the Democratic National Convention.

[woman 3] ...hours before Hillary Clinton

accepts the Democratic Party's nomination.

[woman 4] The Super Bowl. It appears that

Gaga is in talks to perform at halftime.

Last year she sang the National Anthem.

This year she could actually do

the whole show.

[vocalizing]

[Cory Booker] I have the privilege

to introduce someone

who tells everybody,

"You weren't born to fit in."

Ready?

You were born to stand out,

to speak up, to act out,

and to live life out loud.

[cheering]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I introduce to you, Lady Gaga!

["You and I" playing]

...time and you said to me

Something, something about this place

Something, something

About my cool New Jersey guy

Yeah, there's something about

Baby, you and I

Come on

You and I

You, you and I

You, you and I

You and I

It's been a long time

Since I came around

Been a long time but I'm back in town

[cheering and applause]

That was so much fun!

F***ing insane. You are such an actress.

Can we do it again?

My boob fell out. No one told me.

[Sonnymoon's "Just Before Dawn" playing]

How was the sentiment

among the people that ran the event?

[Bobby] They loved it. They were so happy.

It was just the first time in a long time

I've been able to get up

and do that

and not like feel my hip or like...

Know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like, I didn't feel tight,

I didn't feel worried,

I didn't feel...

nervous about like...

I just... I loved it.

It felt good.

I can tell you this.

The NFL Halftime Show...

Did they do a vote?

Yeah. We might hear some news today.

Yeah.

I really think that we'll get it.

[Bobby] I think so too.

[Lady Gaga] Yeah.

[man] Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,

on earth as it is in heaven.

[Richard Swift's "Would You?" playing]

In the town where I grew up

I met a girl

Both your daughters are beautiful girls.

Thank you very much.

They're good people.

I said, "She's Italian."

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm proud.

From Venice. My mother's

Oh, I love Venice.

Yeah. Me too.

Would you like

To fall in love with me?

Now, tell me girl

[cheering and applause]

All right, cheers to Tommy.

Thanks for coming.

Angie Pontani, I love you.

Thanks for this.

Best thing I ever did.

You.

[applause]

[Guy Lombrado's

"Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue" playing]

Five foot two, eyes of blue

But oh, what those five foot could do

Has anybody seen my gal?

Turnedup nose

Turneddown hose

Flapper, yes, sir, one of those

Has anybody seen my gal?

Now if you run into a five foot two

Covered with fur

Diamond rings and all those things

Bet your life it isn't her

But could she love, could she woo

Could she, could she, could she coo

Has anybody seen my gal?

Here we go

["AYO" playing]

Hey

I can't wait to rev you up

Faster than you can say Ferrari

Let's just scratch all that. Yeah.

We can put an A E Major here.

Hey

Get off on me

My body's got you pleadin'

Light me up and breathe in

Mirror on the ceiling

Off on me, my body's got you pleadin'

Light me up and breathe in

Mirror on the ceiling

Ayo, ayo

You're killing it. F***ing let it ride.

Ayo, ayo

Yeah, we smokin' 'em all

Ayo, ayo

Yeah, we smokin' 'em all

Ayo, ayo

[instrumental music playing]

[Lady Gaga] My sort of thought of her

is that she fled from Scotland,

because if she was a witch, you know,

these were women

that were f***ing burned.

Right?

So, whenever she becomes more powerful,

she has to flee.

And I think that this is also,

like, something that women have to do.

You know,

whenever you become powerful

in a relationship or in business,

there's always opposition.

And being a woman was like,

you were owned.

And women, I think, still are

very much owned in a lot of ways.

[Lady Gaga with accent]

Plagued with misfortune.

The voyage was plagued with misfortune.

Many men died.

The soldiers blamed me

for their tumultuous journey.

Journey.

For their tumultuous journey.

The soldiers blamed me

for their tumultuous journey.

I was discovered upon landing...

I was discovered upon landing...

[man] Rolling! Quiet, please!

Rolling!

[Lady Gaga]

I was discovered upon landing...

[man] Cut.

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I'm doing my record, I have things to do,

I haven't slept,

this is not the only job that I'm doing,

I'm trying to do a good job.

When they come and they told me

because of the dialect

F***ing tell me beforehand.

These two days of crazy sh*t.

Don't take it there.

So the kiss will happen

after I go around him.

Correct.

Yep.

Got gum in my dentures.

[woman] They're in there.

I had a little baby meltdown today.

Small. A little one.

[man] What happened?

Huh?

I just I don't

I like to know what I'm doing.

Before.

Yeah.

I don't mind changing on the fly.

But with something this complicated

when they keep throwing sh*t at you...

Yeah.

That's like...

I just don't want to sound German.

You know what I mean?

[car approaching]

[crash]

It I got I hit Mark's car.

I don't even know how I did that.

Mark?

Is it his car? I can't

[Mark] Yes.

I'm so sorry.

I wish if you have a problem with me,

just tell it to my face, not to my bumper.

I'm sorry.

It's all good.

Is it bad?

Yeah.

I mean, does it

My car is fine.

[Mark] But what if but

It's all right.

Hi! You look so beautiful.

No...

You do. You look so fresh and lovely.

It's the last thing I want you

worried about, for sure. It's nothing.

I can't believe

I've never gotten in an accident.

I can't believe I hit your car.

It's okay.

That that was the accident.

And like, I'm just like so

I'm just really terribly like...

Honestly, I'm very tired.

Yeah?

I'm going to hold that over you

until the album's done.

Oh, my God. My brother.

Hey, girl

Hey, girl

We can make it easy

If we lift each other

I never felt comfortable enough to sing

and just be this way now.

To just sing or wear my hair back.

I never felt pretty enough,

or smart enough,

or a good enough musician.

That's the good part.

The good part is that

I just didn't feel good enough.

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