Gagman
- Year:
- 1989
- 127 min
- 63 Views
Man, it's hot.
I wish we didn't have summers.
Why not make it simple
and just have spring, fall,
and winter?
By the way
do you like dogmeat?
I wouldn't make it through the heat
without dogmeat.
You never get fat
from eating dogmeat.
But I don't serve the stuff
they're serving nowadays.
They take any dog off the street
and pump it with water.
The meat's tough,
and there's nothing to chew on.
When it comes to dogmeat,
the good old Korean mutts are it.
Anyway, I read on the tabloids last week
that some comedian paid six figures in taxes.
I guess TV stars do make a lot of money.
I heard he had it tough when he was young.
Some people must be born with all the luck.
You had talent in that area
when you were young, right?
I can see how you got into
your line of work.
from the time I was conceived.
My mother was crazy about movies.
Maybe it's why I've always wanted to be a star.
I watched so many movies back then.
Remember that Viking movie
with Kirk Douglas in it?
That was one impressive movie.
You remember the scene
with the feast, don't you?
Where Kirk Douglas is chewing
on a chicken?
Boy, he could sure
tear into a chicken.
What a chump... he won't know
a flower if he sat on it.
I bet the guy on the right
with glasses barely got hired.
I'm sure he didn't come here
with his own money.
the back for a shady loan.
Spending his day counting...
all he can think about
is getting laid.
Girl #17 might be all
smiles right now,
but all she cares about
right now is getting a fat tip.
That rich lady is here again.
I see she has a young escort
for the night.
She'll dance jitterbug
to Beethoven,
because that's
all she knows.
ours come to value
wads of cash over true
feeling and romance?
Just when did it turn into
this barren,
lifeless, and emotionless wasteland?
What can a genius like myself
can do for times like these?
Your forever lover boy who gets
bigger with your, love, love, love.
Your lark on a sunny day,
I'm your funnyman Lee Jong-sae.
I really hope I can
see you back tomorrow,
and that wraps
it up for me today.
Hello?
It's me.
What's up?
Of course, I'm fine.
Michelle?
She's getting way too fat.
She gained two pounds last month.
She's so finicky.
She won't eat anything but
whole milk or cheese.
I need to put her on a diet.
Wait, where did she go?
Hold on.
Michelle? Michelle? Michelle?
Sorry about that.
My husband?
He's coming back today.
Yeah, he was in the US
for a business trip.
I'm not lonely.
I can use his money to
go shopping with friends,
see movies, and just enjoy my life.
What?
You switched to golf too?
Good. I changed too,
because aerobics is
so hard and boring.
What?
You can hit bogey already?
Wow, you're almost
a pro now.
Hold on.
My husband must be here.
All right.
Let's play a game together
sometime next week.
OK. See you.
Is that you, honey?
It's me, ma'am.
I'm afraid I have
bad news for you.
Your husband was in an accident
on this way from the airport.
He just went into surgery
and the prognosis isn't out yet.
Cut!
What's going on?
Are you nuts?
No, it's just that...
the man next to you
looks so funny.
Who are you?
You're the director, right?
It's really nice to see you.
You must have about
a dozen cuts to go.
I guess so...
What is your movie
about this time?
Don't you think the subject matter
is too old?
Anyway, I think we should start
shooting next month.
If we want to portray that melancholy
and tedious atmosphere,
before the summer is over.
As for the actors, I want to
take a chance with new faces.
Big stars are much to clichd.
Do I know you?
But you'll remember
if you think of the lark.
I'm your funnyman,
Lee Jong-sae.
I'm the one who sent you
the script you saw the other day.
I see...
There's no shoot
tomorrow, right?
Since I have to sleep
in during morning
We should meet
and set up a schedule.
Mr. Director.
All right.
a crisis point in the modern age.
My film examines the sexual
lives in married couples
for whom sex has become a leverage
That's good...
And we know that
Ms. Yu is known for her acting in bed.
Have you actually
done it for real?
Well, it's...
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I'll do it again.
Hold on.
Let us change the tape first.
It's "The One" Cafe across
from Changgyeong Palace,
right in front of the Newlywed Wedding Chapel.
I'll be waiting for you
there are 3 o'clock.
Sorry for interrupting.
Mr. Cho!
What did I tell you
What?
See that nerd
with the mustache?
Why the hell did you
let him into the set?
Since he was standing
right next to you, I thought
- he might be your friend.
- Oh, my God.
What makes you think
I would know a bum like that?
I've heard you'll be playing a very
hysterical character on this film.
Let's do one more person.
May I ask you name?
Your forever lover boy who gets
bigger with your, love, love, love.
Your lark on a sunny day,
I'm your funnyman Lee Jong-sae.
So I take it you'll be playing
a comedian in the movie?
I'm not an actor.
I'm a rookie director.
Oh, OK.
I'll be doing my first ever movie
with Mr. Jung's film company.
All right...
It will be a movie the whole
country will see in no time.
I see.
I'm going to be too busy
for interviews once it's released,
so you'd better ask me
everything while you can.
Look here.
That guy is
a trespasser on my set!
- All right?
- Get out of here!
Get over here.
What are you looking at?
Get back to work!
- Who are you, jerk?
- Excuse me?
Your forever lover boy who gets
bigger with your, love, love, love.
I'm your funnyman,
Lee Jong-sae.
Go on.
Get out, before
I get really mad.
It's 3 PM tomorrow,
at "The One" Cafe.
Makes sure the director
doesn't forget.
Scram!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Those of you who have graced
this evening with your presence
are undoubtedly great lover
of movies who understand
movies as a true romantic art form.
I would like to share
my excitement with all of you.
And...
and...
I would like to thank all of my staff,
who worked so hard to make it.
The honor of this receiving this prize
tonight is not limited to myself,
but it represents a great victory
that shed a ray of hope
on thus dark, gloomy world.
Ow, hot. Hot!
Do you have something
by Lee Hyun-sae?
No. Just ones by Heo Young-man.
Mr. Director!
What on earth
are you doing here?
Looking for ideas
for my movie.
this cartoon on the Late Cinema.
was much, much better.
Are you done reading that one?
Read it fast so
I can look at it, OK?
Comic strips nowadays are such
a bad influence on the children.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Gagman" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 21 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/gagman_8742>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In