Gamer Page #2

ON CASTLE PAY-PER-VIEW

SLAYERS:

I Am right here with you

You want to get back to them.

It's all you think about.

It's the only thing that keeps you alive.

- Who's talking?

- Sign it.

- What?

- Sign it. Please Tillman.

My son David is your biggest fan.

He prays for you.

I need to prove it's authentic.

Makes it worth more.

Why would anyone want my name?

You don't even know what's going on out there, do you?

All medical personal report to central process.

- Damn, gotta go.

- No no! Wait,

How did you get this picture?

Have you seen them?

Sweat baby sweat baby

sex is a Texas drought.

Me and you do the kind of stuff

only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants

and you'll be feeling nuts

Yes I'm Siskel,

yes I'm Ebert

and you're getting

two thumbs up

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex,

just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined,

To make me rise an hour early

just like Daylight Savings Timeo

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channell. Do it again now.

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it

like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

- Hey.

- Hi.

So what's your damage?

You know, just hanging out. Just looking to meet people.

...meet people.

Lucky you. You met me.

- I'm Nika.

- I'm Dale. I like your fur.

- Do you wanna go somewhere?

- Do you wanna go somewhere?

We are somewhere.

Ken Castle...Is a liar.

Liar!

F***!

A new video prank by the subversive group Humanz...

caused a nation wide

stir today.

All contact between "Society" city, and

an estimated 3 quarters of a million players

were shut down for 3 hours

while Castle technicians

were working on what they described as

a "satellite infection"...

These pranks, at first, attributed to rogue isolated hackers

are now suspected to be the work of an elaborate and sophisticated,

network of programming cells, spread around several countries.

Experts estimate that the service interruption

will end up costing Castle billions in lost revenue.

Well don't cry for Castle,

he can cover this with

change in his couch cushions.

On a personal note,

that sh*t was f***ed up.

Yeah it was.

I literally pissed myself.

Sounds like fun.

Seriously, these Humanz cock suckers,

they're are out of control.

- Sandra.

- Quiet.

- My name is Sandra.

- Stop talking.

They can't say

I didn't try...

F*** yeah!

We're all going to die!

Get me out of here!

I'm not supposed to be here!

Who are they?

Who the f*** are they?

Who the f*** is playing us man?

Shut up, fish.

Gay, gay, gay, tardily gay.

- Swarmers.

- Swarmers.

The latest innovation

from Browning,

this self detonating cartridge...

offers the widest and deadliest spray available...

from a full tracking, cornering coordinates.

- Daddy like it.

- Simon!

Fan girl, stop hacking me.

You suck Simon. You're going to get

my boyfriend killed...

before he gets out of jail and before he can fill me up with his!

Simon!

I just wanna play you.

- Forget about that star f***er.

- Shut up b*tch!

So when am I going to get to meet you, for like, real?

What's that?

What's up looser?

Mum says:
Go to college,

move the f*** out, and...

Oh yeah! You're a sick retard! You're pathetic.

You smell like Jeffrey Dahmer.

- Wanna make out?

- You wish.

I can't wait until they cut you out, Simian.

Your balls b*tch.

- Simon?

- Maybe.

Oh my God! Is really you!

- Nice.

- Do you want to see our tits, Simon?

Yes, yes I do.

Now that we have your attention, here's an offer that you can't refuse.

- Here we go.

- 50 million euros...

for control of Kable.

instant transfer to the account of your choice.

Kable is not for sale,

thank you.

Baby, make a hundred...

Spin the reel!

What the f***?

If you want to talk to Kable,

we can show you how.

Look at it.

The new face of Slayers.

Pure, crystalized horror,

two stories high and bathed in bloody red.

He is what they want.

They love Kable.

They do now,

but when they watch their hero die right in front of their eye balls...

so sharp and vivid...

if feels like it could've reach out and touch the wet flesh.

They're going to change their point of view

Be seduced by the power.

The violence, the dominance.

Is human nature.

Kable made it to 28 battles, every

player in the game is going to take him out.

Yeah, Kable is a perfect soldier,

he's a tactical killing computer.

His only vulnerability is the nanex itself. The...

delay between Simon's commands

and Kable's ability to execute.

So why should this one be any different?

Who controls him?

No one.

Get it out of me!

What the hell happened to this one?

Looks like he escaped.

Hi girls. Back to your exercise.

That's Hackman,

Hackman, Hackman, knack man.

They say he killed a whole bunch of people, man.

Killed himself all kinds of people.

And then one day, he just walks up and turns himself in...

like he wants to be inside or some crazy sh*t like that.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's going to be all kinds of Slayers, man.

As long as you got motherfuckers like that running around killing...

Kable! Let's go!

Upgrades, come on.

Why don't you upgrade a brother man?

Why don't you shut the f*** up?!

Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

F***ing, shut the f*** up.

- Who wimps?

- What?

Who wimps,

the player or the slayer?

Someone, somewhere else is the eye.

It's tripped out, man.

Sometimes, they take over.

Completely, they...

move you around like a robot.

- But that don't work so good.

- Why?

The delay.

Yeah the ping.

They talk about that.

About how long it takes the Slayer to respond to the command.

Whatever they call it,

the slice of a second out there, is the difference between living and dying.

When that trigger pulls...

it's just me.

Hey, Kable.

Look.

I just killed someone.

This is the blood.

Look.

He's back here.

Wanna see?

No your head

ain't working straight.

I'm going to kill you too, on sunday.

Yeah, probably.

That's why they put me here.

I got no strings.

I got no strings, so I have fun.

I'm not tied up to anyone.

They got strings, but you can see,

there are no strings on me.

You go two whores, Kable.

- What the f*** you said?

- Outside.

I'm sorry, I met your pretty girls.

So you want to get back to them.

But I'm going to visit them first.

Alright.

Kable.

Kable. Kable, dude. It's me.

It's me.

Who?

Simon, I'm playing you.

- How come I can hear you?

- Well it's mud.

Gamers can't talk to cons.

I know.

It's f***ing unbelievable. This is amazing.

Cool yeah?

No it's not cool.

Pay attention to the f***ing game!

Okay, okay.

I got it, I got it.

What are you, 12?

I'm 17 actually, thank you.

This is unbelievable.

How am I not dead yeat?

Cause I'm a badass, motherf***er.

Sh*t!

Freek, you shouldn't be here.

- Gibs.

- What?

Like giblets. Chunks.

Pieces. Pieces everywhere.

These are real humans f***er.

Death row, psychos... so what?

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