Gang of Ghosts Page #8

..Gaindamal decided to take

all the ghosts out for a picnic.

"Here come the care fee ghosts."

"Care free ghosts."

"Care free ghosts."

It feels so strange, right?

We ghosts are out on

the beach to party..

..and have a blast.

Bhootnath, we ghosts

have the right to have fun.

The biggest advantage

of being a ghost is..

..we don't need

any visa or passport.

We can go anywhere, any place,

any time and anyway we want.

Right, Aatmaram?

- I don't know, sir.

I am a poor man.

You lost with 15

- Love.

I've already lost.

But I really liked

one thing today, Robin.

What? My game?

No, I heard you say

'love' 15 times today.

"Mister, walk slowly."

"Be careful in love."

Very nice.

The oil is wonderful.

Hey mister, this isn't the oil..

..it's the magic of my hands.

Once I make any vegetable..

..whether it's a Bengali or a Bihari

he can't stop licking his hands.

Khwaja, tell me one thing.

Did you forsake the

sword and take up the ladle..

..or forsake the ladle

and take up the sword?

Insolent, audacious fool.

How dare you joke with me?

Sorry. Sorry.

I was only pulling your string.

I was joking..

But I'll be honest with you.

You really cook well.

- Thank you, mister.

Not the food, you bore me too much.

With your hideous poems.

Why you..

You pollute the

place where you eat.

Brother, can I sit here?

Sitting.

- No, no.

It's sit. Sit.

Sit. Sit.

Brother, you love eating.

You talk to a Bengali about eating.

A Bengali eats so much..

..that he squanders his

entire money on eating.

That's why the food's

tasty but not nutritious.

We eat for taste, not to wrestle.

What food do you get in Mumbai?

'Bhelpuri, Sevpuri,

Panipuri, Madam Puri, Amrish Puri.'

It seems like the surname

of the entire Puri family.

There's only 'Jhol'

(curry) in Bengali food.

'Fish curry, potato curry.

Curry, curry and more curry.

No, brother.

Before pointing finger at a Bengali

take a peak in your own wok.

What do you have in Mumbai's wok?

Except for the 'Puri' family

just a dry 'Vada pav' (Fritter).

Hey!

Vada Pav is the pride of Mumbai.

'Bhelpuri, Sevpuri, Panipuri..'

..are the symbol of our unity.

And a person from

every community eats it.

And Mumbai has a specialty.

Here a person gets up

on a empty stomach..

..but never sleeps hungry.

And the credit goes to 'Bhelpuri,

Sevpuri, Panipuri and Vada Pav.'

Scoundrel refugee.

You lived, slept

and woke up in Mumbai.

But didn't you feel hurt

while insulting Vada Pav.

From today you're out

of the Royal Mansion.

Out!

- Out!

I was only having a discussion.

And it's important for a

Bengali to win every discussion.

Fine, I admit I lost

this discussion. Okay.

Come on, say sorry.

Now.

- Who's the boss?

I am the boss. Who's the boss?

You're the boss.

- Now say sorry.

Sorry.

- Say sorry.

Say sorry.

- Sorry.

Say sorry sister.

- I won't say it.

I will say sorry but I

won't call her sister.

It's a wonderful

situation for an argument.

Robin would've made a

nice song on this situation.

But where is Robin?

You girls are crazy.

Love, love, in everything

you want to get love.

Don't you have anything else to do?

What is your problem?

Why do you hate girls?

Did someone ditch you?

- One?

If I start counting

you'll be jealous.

All girls are crazy about money.

- Wrong.

There are some girls

who are crazy about love.

The example is right before you.

Yes.

You don't even mention the name..

..for the one you

jumped from the 10th floor.

Instead you try to flirt with me.

Oh...

Tina, what happened?

What happened?

Why should I take that greedy,

cheater's name?

He first cheated

me and then killed me.

He did what your father said.

What could he do?

I lied.

After I died I found out.. Oh !

..that Sam was never

shifted out of Mumbai.

In fact, he asked for a big money

from my dad to leave me and Mumbai.

And after taking the

money he went to Australia.

He completely forgot me.

He never loved me.

Sorry, Tina.

I am really sorry.

Forget it.

Give me a smile.

Smile. Tina.

Tina, listen.

Tina, you always say why

do I sing meaningless songs.

I'll sing a

romantic-sweet song for you today.

But on one condition.

Before I sing you

will have to smile.

Now smile.

"Its love that I see

in my beloved's eye."

"I know you're restless.."

"..to cajole Hooda."

"My confused heart's

finally at peace."

"O dark glasses,

what's your scene."

"O long tresses,

what's your scene."

"What's your scene?"

"What's your scene?"

"Don't waste our time."

"Tell us clearly who do you want?"

"My throat's dry."

"Get me my favorite booze."

"My throat's dry."

"Get me my favorite booze."

"SAD 69, o beloved."

"My throat's dry."

"You dwell in my heartbeats."

"I've brought what you

drink day and night."

"Drink until you're knocked out."

"And come in my arms."

"Father's in the courtyard.."

"..and your lovers

at the threshold."

"How do I get in your house?"

"Father's in the courtyard.."

"..and your lovers

at the threshold."

"How do I get in your house?"

"How do I get in your house?"

"My father's gone away."

"And my lover's are hanging."

"My father's gone away."

"And my lover's are hanging."

"Now pack your bags

and run to Bihar."

"Now pack your bags

and run to Bihar."

"The heart's said to your heart."

"I am in love with you."

"The heart's said to your heart."

"The heart's said to your heart."

"I am in love with you."

"I am in love with you."

"My friend just chill."

"Come and fill my empty life."

"Be just as crazy as I am."

"Understand my dilemma."

"And fall in love with me."

"We're the best."

"We're the best."

"The ghosts of Royal Mansion."

"The ghosts of Royal Mansion."

"We're each other's friends."

"We have no.."

"We have no host."

"We're filled with joy,

let's have toast."

"We're the best."

"We're the best."

"The ghosts of Royal Mansion."

"We're each other's friends."

Stop it!

What happened?

I was dancing.

What do you want?

Hold on.

Sir, Royal Mansion's in trouble.

What? What are you saying?

- Yes.

We were living there

peacefully until now..

..because your

property was disputed. - Yes.

But the dispute is over.

- So?

Your great grandsons

have joined hands.

They have agreed on

out-of-the-court settlement..

..and they're selling

the mansion and mill.

What? What are you saying?

- Yes, sir, it's true.

They will raze

everything down and build a mall.

Mall.

You know all my male fans used

to call me a 'Maal' (hottie).

You're still one, sweetheart.

Manoranjana! Oh, God!

This is devastating news.

If anything happens

to the Royal Mansion..

..then I'll be homeless again.

If this had been the British rule..

..I would've hanged

this man to his death.

Soldiers,

we will give our life, boss.

But we will protect the mansion.

Idiot, you're already dead

how can you die again?

Let's first find out

who's the buyer. - Yes.

I think she has a point.

Who is this buyer?

Some builder called Bhooteriya.

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