Garoojigi (A Tale of Legendary Libid) Page #2

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Byun, where have you been?

I thought you left the village.

What do you mean?

Don't you know

war has broken out?

Every man has been drafted.

So has your brother.

He finished his duty last year.

He went to war

on behalf of you.

He asked the army

to be drafted instead.

Because they take one man

from each household.

Go on.

You're lucky to have him

for your brother.

Wait up!

What a brother you have!

Here.

Would you like some...

An old flower will bloom.

You will be in full bloom.

It'll fix your impotency.

What's this smell?

A fire? It's a wildfire!

I gotta pee.

I want to pee.

You're Byun, aren't you?

I'm not Byun.

He put out the fire?

I can't believe it.

He's impotent, right?

Are you sure?

It can't be him.

Yeah, I heard his thing was

But you haven't seen it.

I heard it was 5.

It's only half the size of this.

He couldn't have

put out the fire with it.

There goes the madam.

Hey there!

What is it now?

Come here.

Come here.

You saw it, didn't you?

Is it 4 or 5 inches?

- Byun's thing?

- Yes

Didn't you say it was 5?

Yes, it's 5.

That's only the head.

No way!

Why's he doing that at night?

Just wait.

He'll shower afterwards.

They're on the ground.

What?

Both of his feet!

Feet? Feet?

How's that possible?

If it's not his feet, then...

Two.

I need drinks!

This, this!

Come on, hurry!

- Rice cakes! Rice cakes!

- He's coming!

Rice cakes! Rice cakes!

He's here!

- Byun is coming?

- Hurry!

Rice cakes!

Rice cakes!

Hello, Byun.

Stop it

He's gone!

It's over.

Byun?

One rice cake, please.

Okay.

Where should I put it?

Right here.

A little to the right.

To the left.

- Here?

- Closer.

Here?

Hey! Hey!

Yes?

What the hell! Hey!

Hey! Byun!!

I got him!

Get him!

Taste good if you share.

Stay still!

# I'm too lonely

I can't live without men

He's still living in the past?

It shouldn't be wasted.

# Life of a widow

Only wounds from cilice

# No feast for us, poor widows

Why doesn't let the snake

out of his pants?

# Hungry for it, Longing for it

# So lonely without men

# I can't live alone

I can't live without men

Knock it off.

How can you girls sing?

I don't get it.

Why'd he turn us down?

It must be lack of confidence.

Sit up!

Why'd you bring a baby?

It's distracting.

We were seducing him

in the broad daylight.

We need to get him in the mood.

An erotic mood!

See? Erotic but not gaudy.

I'll pave the way for you all tonight.

You ladies owe me a favor.

You broke into my place?

Wasting my candles...

I got rare wine.

I want you to taste it.

Why'd you stop coming to my bar?

Low on dough?

I quit drinking

Life is no fun without liquor

for a real man.

I know you like to drink.

Got a girl?

That's right.

Drink up.

It'll make you stronger.

What?

Playing dumb with me?

I've seen it.

Seen what?

- The field is so hot but...

- But what?

There's no man to cool it down.

You know what?

Can you water it for me?

Let me tell you.

You can't handle me.

You know how to bluff, huh?

I've ridden more men

than the hair on your head.

You don't get it.

If I'm a hawk,

you're a meager sparrow.

Don't worry about me.

I can go on for days.

What are you doing?

I'm sure you know.

- Move.

- Where are You going?

Come on, move!

I must be nuts.

My ass...

Mom, what does this mean?

Why aren't you in bed?

Study tomorrow.

Go to bed now, okay?

- What the...

- Don't you ever sleep?

What's up with them?

Stop pushing!

What's going on?

What the...

You weren't bluffing after all

That's right.

Are you sick?

Your nose is bleeding!

God, this is embarrassing.

I'll need a good 10 days

to recover...

It was that good?

Wasn't it because you

hadn't had any for a while?

You're so negative.

What happened was...

Where am I?

Listen, Byun.

I'm happy now.

Three times are enough.

Or was it more?

Don't give me that look!

Byun... Enough is enough

Hey!

Please spare me.

I've had enough for tonight.

Wait... Listen!

Fine, let's get it over with.

Come.

I thought it was over,

but he kept on going.

He was breaking me into pieces.

God, my back...

Go on, go line up.

My nose won't stop bleeding.

No cutting in!

What a rude!

Ne up, girls!

What's this!

What are you doing?!

Oh god, help!

The rumor was wrong.

What?

It's only half of the truth.

What is it this time?

What's wrong with you?

What the hell did you see?

- A body, The wildfire...

- What?

- A waterfall

- A waterfall?

This big!

That big?

Pants, weapon...

I saw this body,

and there was a fire.

I saw a blazing fire

from inside the carriage.

I was so scared.

And this waterfall...

It was huge!

That huge!

That's how it happened

What?

It's really this long?

Yes.

I must summon him right away!

Byun, give me a rice cake.

I'm not selling any today.

You know what I mean.

I'm your big fan now.

Sorry?

It's the biggest penis

I've ever seen.

Consider your tab paid.

Look, Byun.

I love you.

Pardon?

I said I love you.

That's not love!

Then what is?

Can you teach me?

Byun, where are you going?

- See you tonight!

- Come, Byun!

What do we do now without him?

I'm the minister

of foreign affairs.

Westerners in the country are

giving us a headache.

I have a big plan.

We're going to have a bout

of the century.

If you win,

I'll send your brother home.

So do your best.

Korean representative,

step forward!

Western representative,

step forward!

The challenge is how many

weights you can hold.

Please remove your underwear!

Begin!

One!

Two!

Three!

Total amount, 3!

Please remove your underwear!

Begin!

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Five!

Six!

Seven!

Eight!

Nine...

Ten!

Eleven!

Play the music!

Don't worry.

You'll hear from him soon.

We're too late.

Where's Byun?

He's back, right?

What's wrong?

Someone died, or what?

Yes, someone did.

Kang-mok is dead.

Are you serious?

They couldn't find his body.

How tragic!

That's why

he locked himself in.

He hasn't eaten for days now.

God!

Let's get out of here.

We're making things worse.

Anyway...

Why is it so dry these days?

She's got resentment.

Fever comes from it.

She doesn't need socks

in the winter

She needs water

to cool her body down.

She likes bathing in the pond.

But she can't do that anymore

because of drought

Her fever gets worse at night.

So she sleepwalks around

to find water at night.

She will end up

either killing herself...

...or die from fever.

...or dance around like a lunatic...

and finally die from fever.

It's really bad.

Is there a cure?

No.

There's one but

it doesn't require money.

It takes a body.

One with strong Yang.

A body?

The art of medicine is

the way of humanity

It's not easy for me to say,

but you must sleep with her

to cure her.

I'm just saying it as a doctor.

What?

I can't force you to have

sex with her, get it?

But you must sleep with her

to cure her.

If not, she won't

be around much longer.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's possible to use medicine,

but it may take 10, 20 years.

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