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Gayby Baby Page #2
And if you do read you might
become the greatest author
in the world or the
richest man in the world!
Or you could just be a normal
person like everyone else.
Everyone reads.
(Calming music)
Tomorrow we're leaving
to go to Fiji.
- Maybe you should wear this on the
plane.
Can you imagine if you
walked up to Fiji in this,
I think you'd be a bit hot.
- I'll wait a bit.
We moved to Fiji for dad's work.
We're gonna have different uniforms,
different food, different house.
(Wrestling plays on TV)
- Three, four, five.
I am on the long road to puberty
which is when you become a man.
Most people say
that to be manly,
you have to like work
alone and walk different
and have these really
big muscles and biceps.
But I don't really know when you're
manly.
(Growls)
- Skin a rabbit.
- Ready, one two three, geez come on.
One two three skin a rabbit!
Here one two three.
Miss sunshine, little ray of
sunshine.
Arms up.
Careful.
Okay, I'm gonna say the first few
names
and you have to say the last name.
John.
- Michael.
- No that's Sean Michael,
so what about John C, C.
- Cena.
- Cena!
And Cody.
- Cody Rhodes!
- Cody Rhodes!
And Triple.
- H.
- Good girl.
Um, the Un.
- Dertaker.
- Undertaker.
- Please don't indoctrinate your
sister
too much with wrestling.
- Okay.
Um, I'm thinking of someone else.
- [Jamie] I mean it though, Justin.
- Yeah sure Jamie sure.
- [Jamie] Alright.
In five minutes Rory, you need
to quickly wash your face.
- What about the one with the girl?
- Don't forget the girl wrestlers,
Gus.
- Who's gonna be the girl?
- The girls?
- This one!
- I love that you're shopping with me
for your mother's underwear, it's
great.
It's a bit unsexy the
whole lot of it isn't it?
- Stylish.
Make it look like you're the Joker.
- Um, can you not do that please?
- Sure.
- That is really not fair.
Do you want a tissue?
- Oh okay then.
- Thank you.
- If it's a tester you can wear it.
You don't have to wipe it off
just 'cause it freaked her out
because of her gender crisis,
but if it's not a tester
you can't use that though.
- They are testers though.
- Well just tell her it's fine
you like wearing lipstick.
Just apologise for upsetting her
but tell her it's fine to wear
lipstick.
Okay, come and help me clean that off
now.
I'm thinking.
It's okay, doll.
Max, you alright?
I'm thinking this?
for your mother?
- Uh...
- Is that sexy 'jamas?
I said people don't understand
that boys might want to
wear lipstick as well.
It's not that weird really.
- No.
- Just tell her you're
practising for Mardi Gras.
- Hm.
- I'll tell her.
- No I don't wanna go near her again.
(Car honks)
- Beat the car, beat the car!
- We caught the bus.
- I know, but the car broke down
again.
Again?
- Again.
- I know, we didn't see
you so we started walking.
- In Parramatta I don't know anyone
who has a family like mine.
- Gotta get the baby out the car
and Ang has to drive the
car around for half an hour.
- I gave him my number.
- Did you?
Then you gave him my number.
(Calming music)
- Most of the time when I meet
someone new
I go, oh yeah my parents are gay
and they go, what?
going to high school finally,
getting out of Parramatta.
- You will be starting
your tutoring on the ninth.
She wants you to learn your song
before you even go there
so you have to have finally picked a
song
that you have to know
your song off by heart
before you even get there so she can
do
as much work with you.
- Off by heart?
- Off by heart.
- Okay.
- The lady says you have to know it
before she can work with you.
So she'll teach you some
techniques and stuff like that.
more breathing techniques
because that's what you had
breathing stuff.
So if you don't want to
end up going to Northmead,
you're gonna have to pull your finger
out
and make the effort for Newtown.
- Okay.
We don't really have that much money
'cause neither of them can work
mainly because they have
to look after Ashaan,
who hasn't slept through
the night once in his life,
who has epilepsy and it's just been
hard.
- How's his meds going?
- Oh he was having seizure
So we've had to get in
touch with a neurologist
and they've upped the dosage.
- You're smashing my head.
- He needs more.
He had, oh you haven't
been on Facebook lately,
he had two seizures
while I was carrying him
in my hiking pack on my back.
- Was he asleep?
- Yeah, asleep.
He's always asleep.
- Have your medicine.
Good boy.
Very good.
(Laughs)
- [Woman] No, he's gonna wanna touch
it.
- Oh no!
Don't.
(Whistles)
It must be a really really good
school
for Mum to go to such extreme
measures
to try and get me in.
Seth hasn't even been able
to go to karate lessons
because you've been spending
so much money on me.
Makes me very grateful.
(Melancholy music)
- [Sandy] Thank you lord, for
and the blessings we have.
For what we are about to receive,
may the lord make us truly thankful.
Amen.
Alright, bon appetite everybody!
(Phone rings)
- Well I'm starting.
So I'll take Matt on a Thursday,
you take Dylan on a Wednesday.
- [Matt] My mum and dad were very
happy
while they were married.
- Probably looking at a Thursday
night
I've got sprinting, long
distance throws and high jumps.
- [Matt] I think it's when
my brother and I came along
then I guess they just thought it's
better
if they got divorced
because they didn't want.
Dylan and I to hear them
shouting at each other.
My mum met Lou.
Lou's cooked for me,
loved me, done so many things for me
that I never thought
someone who wasn't my parent
- I'm getting on with the job
with the strong support of my caucus.
- [Voiceover] And three
same-sex couples heading
to dinner at the lodge with Julia
Gillard.
They're hoping to challenge the PM's
mind
about gay marriage.
as Karen mentioned, and
they're looking forward
to their date with the PM.
- We just want to go to
dinner and make her aware
of what our situation
is, what our family is.
- You know that Julia Gillard
said she's against it.
Would you vote for any politician to
be PM
on this one issue.
It that important enough for you
that it would override everything
else?
- Of course it is.
This issue is very important
to us, it's our lives.
And when we go to vote,
we'll vote for the party that aligns
with out interests and our policies
and the way we feel about things
and what's important to us.
Doesn't sound like me.
- Your accent is a bit stronger on TV
but it's not that much stronger.
- Yeah 'cause when I get under stress
- Oh ya.
- Oh ya. (Laughs)
Is it our weekend with
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