Gentlemen Broncos
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need
to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth,
won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging
limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine's doing that for you
In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband,
won't need no wife
You'll pick your son,
pick your daughter, too
From the bottom
of a long glass tube, whoa-oh
In the year 7510
If God's a-coming
He ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the Judgment Day
In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say,
'"I'm pleased where man has been '"
Or tear it down and start again, whoa-oh
In the year 9595
I'm kind of wondering
if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything
this old Earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing, whoa-oh
Now it's been 10,000 years
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through
Benjamin.
What are you doing? We're going to be late.
- Are you excited?
- Yeah.
And guess what?
I heated up the hot water bottle
so you can sit on it while we drive.
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
they may find
Benjy, I'm so glad you signed up for this.
a really neat opportunity for you.
- Hey. You Benjamin?
- Yeah.
I'm Mr. Keefe,
the homeschool co-op advisor this year,
but you can call me Todd,
or some people just like to call me Keefe.
I think you're really gonna enjoy
the Cletus Festival this year.
It's the best writers' camp in the state.
Keefe, can you tell me how much money
he's gonna need for two days?
You think 4 bucks would be enough?
- Uh... I'd say more like 40, maybe
- Really?
Well, we better hit the road.
Got a big day tomorrow.
Be safe.
Hey, Benjy.
Remember who you are
and what you stand for.
I love you forever and ever.
Good morning, homeschoolers
Is everybody excited
for Cletus Fest or what?
Yeah.
We will be stopping for lunch
at the Kozy Cafe in Echo
Some of you can afford to eat there,
but those who can't will just eat
the food they brought from home
Are there any questions?
Whether you like it or not,
when you get overseas,
- especially to Europe, I think...
- Right.
- It's different.
- It's totally different.
And you're completely infused
with another energy,
whether you open yourself up to it or not.
- So, I found it really, really inspiring.
- Hey, Benjamin.
Come here, I want you to meet someone.
Benjamin,
I'd like you to meet Tabatha Jenkins.
She's new to the co-op as well. Kind of.
She spent all last year as
a foreign exchange student out in Europe.
Cool. Where did you go?
Brussels.
Benjamin is from Saltair,
and he likes to write sci-fi stories.
Keefe is so dang awesome.
I write French mysteries, you know.
How long you been doing that?
Mainly the last six months.
I write about a stable hand named Pierre.
Can I borrow some money
to buy some tampons?
All my cash is still in euros and I haven't
had time to change it over yet.
What? Yeah, sure.
Thanks. I owe you big time.
Sorry, they didn't have any, so I just
bought some treats for me and Lonnie.
Hey, can we come sit by you?
Hey, Lonnie, bring our stuff.
Let's sit over here.
Benjamin, this is Lonnie Donaho.
- Hi.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
He has his own video production company,
Donaho Studios.
Since I've been away,
he's been shooting my work on weekends.
I sent him my latest installments via e-mail.
It's been an amazing experience.
How many films have you made?
Mmm. Eighty-three.
But some are just trailers.
Dang. That's a lot.
Do you produce only Tabatha's work?
No. I do all kind of movies.
Horse movies, romance, soaps, fantasies...
Hey, Lonnie, can you squirt me
some of that lotion we just bought?
Will you give me a hand massage?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can do that.
You guys are so lucky
you get to be roommates.
Mine just wants to eat.
Hey. I don't think you're allowed to be here.
Relax, Benjamin,
I just want to get to know you better.
So, when are you gonna let me read
one of your stories?
I don't know.
I usually don't let people read my stuff.
Why not?
I've let my mom read a few,
but they've just made her cry.
Most people just get sicked out
and stop reading.
Really? Are there romantic sequences?
No. None of that crap. It's just some mild
swearing and sci-fi violence.
Well, have you tried posting
any of your stories online?
Yeah. But everybody can do that, you know.
I want to get published for real.
Ronald Chevalier had his first trilogy
published when he was 15.
Well, you'll never get anywhere
by just letting your mom read your work.
You can read this. It's called Yeast Lords
The Nad Lab was a cold,
white room
Bronco, the last of the Yeast Lords,
lay spread-eagle,
strapped to a medical pod
Someone had stolen his yeast,
and he had gone totally ape-sh
What the crap?
Oh, my... My gems!
Sorry, Bronco.
We had to borrow one of your gonads.
Daysius. I should've known it was you.
Oh, I'm not the real Lord Daysius.
My name is Dennis.
I'm one of his many clones.
We're all very sorry.
Lord Daysius sends his regards.
But we're investigating ways
to strengthen the military.
Your gonad is being used for research.
You took my nads.
We only took one.
You took my nads, Dennis.
I know you're upset,
but we plan to give it back.
We'll be done with it very soon.
Darn you, flippin' Daysius.
Get away from me with that. You hear me?
Relax, Bronco. This will ease the pain.
You release me, my cat's hungry.
Release me!
You tell Lord Daysius
to eat the corn out of my crap.
Good night, Benjamin.
I really need to think about this one.
Program.
Program.
Before we commence the activities,
I'd like to introduce you
to a very special person
He is a man who has repeatedly
probed our imaginations for decades
A man whose canon of work has pushed
the envelope of science and reason
A man who has created such realistic
characters, I call them friends
Chevalier.
He's talking about Ronald Chevalier.
Without further ado,
I give you one of the greatest
science fiction authors of our time,
Dr Ronald Chevalier
Thank you. So good to see you, Cletus.
Greetings and salutations
It is such an honor to be in the midst
of so many juvescent ripe minds
When I was your age,
I had just completed my first trilogy,
a body of work you now know
as The Cyborg Harpies.
- I love you, Ronald!
- Thank you
But what many people fail to recognize
is that I created over 49 different
pieces of cover art for that trilogy
No way.
In this first piece, we see an early
rendering of a harpy named Linda
Here, she uses her knowledge of lasers
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