Gentlemen Broncos Page #5
What are you and I gonna
wear to the premiere?
You got to promise me
you're gonna let me make you something.
Mr. Donaho?
Hi, I'm with the Village Gazette
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hey, Benjamin. I'm so glad you came.
How are you?
I'm good.
Nice to see you, Benjy-boy.
Hey, Lonnie. This is my mom, Judith.
Hi. I like your matching hippie clothes.
Oh, thank you.
There are important press people here,
so don't forget to do
a nice standing ovation.
You got it.
Shall we take our seats?
Daisy had everything
Beauty
Money
A 50-acre horse ranch
A prize-winning stallion
But what she didn't have was
Logan, the stable boy
But he was already married to her sister
Hey, Logan, want to go for a ride?
Can we bring old big sis along?
I was thinking it could be just the two of us
Come on in The water's great
I don't think that's a good idea
I don't care if you have
a 50-acre ranch or a prize-winning stallion
I love my wife
We have a great physical relationship
My horse's semen
is worth $10 million
Investors from all over the world have tried
everything they can
Benjamin.
I've only just realized
that what we shared together onscreen
was very real to me.
I don't feel very good.
Oh, well, you're nervous about the film,
aren't you?
Yeah.
Well, let's get out of here, then.
Let's go someplace
where we can relax and be alone.
Okay.
Can you hold on for just a second?
Oh, yeah.
Come with me to my underground facilities
Working at the yeast facility
has made my breasts so big
and gave me so many diseases
I wish I could've been there for ye
Your brother loves you, Vanaya,
and he'd do anything for ye
But Daysius has surely
destroyed him by now
One of the laser hit my b*obs
Okay, we can go.
I thought we could grab a couple of
sudokus and snuggle up somewhere.
Groggily,
Brutus regained consciousness
There was a numb pain below,
some stitches obviously
sewn by a medical droid
Instantly, Brutus knew that one
of his reproductive bags had been stolen
Oh, my gosh, is that
the new Chevalier book?
Read this.
Benjy, don't ruin it for me.
Just read it.
Okay.
himself from the medical pod,
from across the room.
"'I'm sorry, Brutus,
we had to borrow one of your gonads.
"'We're investigating ways
to strengthen the military."'
I don't believe this.
Benjamin, wait, we can get through this.
Strutting into town
like you're slinging a gun
Just a small-town dude
with a big-city attitude
Honey, are you looking
for some trouble tonight?
Well, all right
You think you're so bad,
drive the women folk wild
Shoot them all down
with the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met your match tonight
Oh, that's right
You think you'll knock me off my feet
Till I'm flat on the floor
Till my heart is crying Indian
and I'm begging for more
So come on, baby
Come on, baby
Come on, baby,
show me what that loaded gun is for
Dusty?
What are you doing here?
I brought your wrap gift.
Oh.
People hated your movie.
Some of them walked out.
Yeah, I kind of figured that.
And this guy said
you stole the whole deal from some book.
It's not true.
Yeah. I hit that guy in the face.
Then I punched Lonnie in the neck.
Lonnie's a butthole.
Did you hear what he did to my voice?
I sound like a leprechaun.
That's why if somebody messes
with one of your stories again,
you gotta take them out.
'Cause you're good.
And I'm not saying that
just 'cause I'm your Guardian Angel.
Thanks.
Just like Jesse James
Tonight you're gonna go down in flames
Just like Jesse James
Tonight you're gonna go down in flames
Just like Jesse James
I'm gonna shoot you down, Jesse James
Look.
Who's that?
Isn't that your hero? He's in town.
Maybe after Don Carlos,
we could drop by the book signing.
You know, Don Carlos owns the biggest
nightgown company in the state,
and he wants to see my entire line.
I mean, this could be my big ticket.
I feel like things are changing for us,
don't you?
And it's gotta be Dusty.
He's our good luck charm.
Come on. Come on, honey, I need your help.
We gotta do a few loads.
Ow.
Get her.
Guess this is it.
I'm so nervous.
I just pray that he likes my collection.
How do I look?
You look fine.
Wish me luck.
Your house is a real palace.
Hey. I didn't see you there.
Love your dress.
Thank you.
Why don't you go into my bedroom
and undress to your comfort level,
and I'll be there in a second.
Brutus stood
at the edge of the pond
and held aloft a futuristic cylinder
I made us a time capsule.
I put a butt-Ioad of keepsakes in it.
We can send it floating downstream,
and that way, if we die,
future generations will learn from us.
Look at this.
It's a friendship stone.
Come closer.
Let's blow on it.
You blow first.
What?
Mom. What happened?
He wanted me to bed down with him.
He what?
He said if I slept with him,
that I could have my nightgowns
in every Penney's across America.
But I couldn't do it.
Benjamin, no! Benjamin, no!
Hey, Don Carlos! How about you come
down here and fight me like a man!
Benjamin, stop, get back in the car.
Benjamin, get back in the car!
You think you can harass
my mom, you fat sack of crap?
Come down here and fight me!
Mom, I need you to pop open the trunk
and run away from the car.
I can't.
Just pop open the trunk
and get out of here.
No, but I can't.
Finished with my woman
'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane
because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things
- Hello.
- Hi.
And who can I make this out to?
Kristie.
Kristie.
I would just love to step inside your brain
for a day and see what it's like.
Explore its many kingdoms
and learn its darkest secrets.
Take it from someone who lives there,
you might not be able to handle it.
My mind is a landscape
of mystery, of thrills.
A place where even the bravest of travelers
would be shaken
by its geysers of original thought.
Wow!
Hmm.
I know. May the gods bless you.
And so as you hear
these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late
- Hi.
- Hi.
I was wondering
if you would sign this for me.
Excuse me for a moment.
Friends Friends
to a dear disciple of mine
This young man standing beside me
loved Brutus and Balzaak so much
that he turned it into a gripping screen
adaptation called Yeastie Boys.
As a reward for his efforts,
Prism Publishing has decided to honor him
with an all-expenses-paid trip
to any one of the lower 48 states,
And this commemorative bean-pillow,
mini-size,
this jacket,
and a trip to Space Camp
Awesome.
Join me now in a moment of silence
as we commemorate his contribution
to science and the arts
Put the pillow down, I beg of you.
You stole my story.
I don't know what you're talking about.
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