German Angst

GERMAN ANGS FINAL GIRL

My guinea pig Mucki lost fingers.

I don't know how it happened.

One morning, when I went

to feed her, they were gone.

The wounds could not heal by

themselves...

It is given that the bone

was exposed.

There was not enough tissue

to suture the wound,

said the vet.

So they had to amputate

the whole leg.

I asked that they only

amputated to the knee,

but the vet said it was not

a good idea,

because he would not be able

to walk on the stump.

Many veterinarians avoid doing

this kind of operation,

because guinea pigs don't

heal easily.

But the wound is healed...

And Mucki lives well even

with only three legs.

Near Potsdamer Platz,

a man killed and dismembered his wife

in front of her six children.

Police found the body of a woman of

about 30 years, on the 5th floor...

of a building inhabited mostly by

Turkish and Arab families.

The neighbors called the police at 13:15

when they heard a loud quarrel.

Angry, Hakan 32, attacked his wife, Zeynep,

on the roof terrace, where they were arguing

before decapitating her and

throwing her head in the garden.

Then he cut her right breast,

while shouting "Allahu Akbar",

God is great.

According to a police spokesman,

the man was immediately arrested

although he resisted.

The police did not release information

about his religion.

The man of Turkish origin was

declared mentally ill...

and he was interned in a

psychiatric clinic

"I thought I was Jesus and she

was the devil," he said in court.

Now his children, two girls

and four boys,

receive psychological care

in an orphanage.

The children, aged between 1 and 13 years,

were physically unharmed.

According to neighbors, the man

met often with his mistress...

who lived in the same house

with her two children.

His wife threatened him with divorce

which then it turned into quarrel

and murder.

The man had been under investigation

for tax evasion,

and various traffic violations.

However it has a history of violent

crimes, police said.

Now we change the subject...

The castration of a male guinea pig

is the eradication of the testicles.

The surgery under anesthesia is

practiced by a veterinarian.

This is very stressful for

the animals,

therefore it must be done

very carefully.

After surgery, the wound can be

sutured or left open.

Open wounds heal much faster,

but there is a greater risk of infection.

The operation takes only 20 minutes,

but then it must be supervised

by a veterinarian...

Not all apply anesthesia, as

some guinea pigs die from it,

and they may even die after surgery.

It can also form an abscess...

and it should be treated with antibiotics.

But they can weaken the animal.

After castration, the animal

often loses it's appetite...

and it undergoes some changes

in behavior.

I am Jesus and you are the devil.

Many animals don't like to be touched.

When I stroke my guinea pig, he looks up...

because he wants to be left alone.

It's a warning.

Guinea pigs don't like the caresses.

Often we misunderstand this behavior.

Before, when I took her to bed with me,

he wrapped himself around my neck.

I thought he liked to be hugged.

But it remained still only...

to be disturbed as little as possible.

Actually only he wanted to

get back in his cage.

My guinea pig is easy to take care of,

now he realized that he can not escape.

He is resigned to his inevitable fate...

He knows that I don't care whether

he is in pain or not.

Wait, you fool.

Let me catch my breath.

- You look like a savage.

- You don't need air, you have me!

Let's explore.

Let's go there.

MAKE A WISH:

It's huge!

It's beautiful... What is it?

It is an old story.

It's a magical amulet that can

protect you.

Come on! Move! Faster!

Move your ass! Quickly! Quickly!

Now!

Leave me!

Come on, come on... Get moving.

Move!

Go up, come on! Faster!

- Good.

- Come on, grandpa!

Good. Get back.

Shut up! Calm down!

Hush!

Come! Come!

You are a criminal!

Shut your mouth, Polish whore!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Yes, it is beautiful.

- What is that?

- Is it for us?

- No...

- Quiet, it doesn't end there.

Look there!

There is nothing more moving

than a pair of sweethearts.

Ciao!

Fantastic.

They would like popcorn.

It seems a dream.

How about it, Hilda?

- What does she know about it?

- Shut up, you idiot!

We have to speak English, remember?

We don't want to change before our friend.

What a wonderful day.

Can I sit and rest a bit?

Can't you speak in english?

Don't you know how to?

You don't even know to say "hello",

or "I'm sorry"? Say something, anything.

Otherwise, we will make you talk.

I got it?

We can not talk.

What the f***!

- They are both deaf mute.

- No.

Muti?

Deaf?

Both?

- You know how to read lips?

- My God!

Your guy can read my lips?

You're disgusting, f***!

Read my lips.

- You make me sick.

- Yes, right.

- What did he say?

- "What did he say?"

They know how to write!

They know how to write!

This is my first letter from a deaf-mute.

Exciting.

No, not really. I'm leaving.

Go to hell, it's exciting.

"Please, we don't want trouble."

I decide who should and who

does not have problems.

This is my territory.

Mine.

You think you can come here

and have fun?

And this? You think I'm kidding?

What is this?

Who do you think you are?

B*tch... please.

- Don't even think about moving.

- Don't be a hero!

- What's the matter?

- There's a hero here!

Yup? A f***ing hero?

Frisk them.

Let's see... What have we here?

Jacek Falecki. A Polish bastard.

And you, p*ssy?

Kasia Bi... Bi... Biedryczynka.

I can't even pronounce this sh*t name.

No wonder you're dumb.

It's an invasion of dirty Poles?

- Well, I am Polish?

- Yes.

- You f***ing Polish?

- Yes. - No, sh*t! No!

I hate them!

I left England because of them!

They are like an infection!

They take our jobs! Bastards!

- Kill them, f***.

- Calm down, man. Calm down.

We have not yet begun.

What are you doing here in our country?

- This is Germany. Germany!

- Yes!

All right. Ok.

The tension is unbearable.

"We were born and raised here.

We are Germans."

Do you understand? They are Germans.

Very well.

Now I feel much better.

Now we will do a test.

It's not a joke.

It's to see if you

are really Germans.

If you pass the test, we'll go and

not give you any more trouble.

You simply need to sing

the German national anthem.

- I can not hear anything! Can you?

- No.

You must just be shy.

Are you ready?

Begin! I can't hear anything!

Sing! don't write.

It's really brave.

What did they write?

"F*** you, Nazi motherfuckers."

"F*** you, Nazi motherfuckers."

Does it seem funny?

Oh, f***!

There's no hero, but we

have a heroine!

Polish bastards! We already

defeated you once before!

Keep the son of a b*tch there,

I want you to look.

Isn't she beautiful?

Yes!

Troy!

Hit it! Again!

Excuse me, I didn't understand you.

Do you want some paper?

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