Gerontophilia Page #2
-There's a photo in that top drawer,
would you hand it
to me, please.
Look at him. So smooth like the
cactus liked off his whiskers.
And that's me.
I was in rather good
shape don't you think?
-I guess so.
I like the way you look now.
When medication are you on?
Anas Nin. There's a feminist you
don't want to f*** with.
She's on my list.
-What is this list you're
always talking about?
-Private joke.
Ouh! Alice Monroe. I love
Lives of Girls and Women.
Margaret Laurence, Jest of God.
-What can I say, I love
Canadian feminist writers.
-So, can I borrow these?
-To tell you the truth,
my books, but you're welcome
to come over anytime you want
to read.
-Seriously.
Oh wow! SCUM Manifesto.
-First edition.
I'm impressed.
But...
Now, I might have to kill you.
-Seriously?
-I'm not kidding.
Your hair is nice.
-Thank you, so is yours.
This band sounds like
The Pixies. Hut the good part
of The Pixies, Kim Deal.
Kelley is hotter.
-They're both hot.
They're on my list.
Don't be anal.
I have to pee.
Don't forget to wash your hands.
Hit me.
-Not just yet. First
we need another tip off.
I hope we have enough
for Vermouth.
-...'muth', dear, 'muth'.
Remember just a tad.
You don't want
to bruise the gin.
Old men and gin
bruise so easily.
M. Peabody, what's
going on in there?
Are you both out of your minds?
-It was his idea.
-Great. Pick up
your shoes. Let's go.
Do you know what your mother
would say if she found out
about this?
-How will she nd out?
-What am I going to do with you?
Aille, aille, aille get dressed.
Let's go.
Come on, hurry up.
Come on, come on.
I really don't know what
I'm going to do with you.
Sorry, I haven't been
around much lately.
I've been working a lot.
So have I.
Are you sure there isn't
something else?
Lake, tell me.
You know that you can talk
to me about anything.
-Are you sure about that?
I think I may have a...
A fetish.
You mean like leather?
-Not that bad.
I saw your sketchbook.
Is that what you're
talking about?
Those drawings?
Okay, this is like freaking
me out a little bit,
so um... I have to give the car back to my dad. Do you want me
to drop you off?
-No, thanks. I think I'll walk.
I'm not a saint.
What's wrong with
you today, boy?
with my girlfriend.
What was her name again?
-Desiree.
-Ah yes, Desiree.
-Such a poetic name,
the desired one.
Did I tell you that historically
she was the ance...
-Of Napolon, yeah, you told me.
Would you like to talk about it?
-No, that's okay.
Melvin,
Do you ever think
about the future?
If you could go anywhere
want to go?
but maybe that's a little
too pie in the sky.
At this point, I'd settle
for some fresh air.
Hey bro.
There you go.
Okay, that's good.
Melvin?
I'm going to get
you out of here.
What did you do to him?
Lake, have
a drink. What's wrong?
Mr. Peabody.
You and this old man...
...it's just not right!
-I don't know what you're
talking about.
-You know what I'm talking
I'm talking about. It's disgusting.
Didn't I raise you right?
-Mom, you're drunk,
you're imagining things.
Don't lie to your mother!
Of course I'm drunk.
My son is f***ing
an 80 year old man!
-Mom, what's disgusting is how
those old men are being treated.
It's like Night of the Living Dead in that place.
-Don't make excuses
about what you're doing.
And don't walk away
while I'm talking to you.
Lake, open the door!
Lake, open the door now.
-Where are you going?
-For a drive.
-Not with my car, you're not.
Give me the keys.
Give me my goddamn keys!
-You mean these?
Mom!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Forget about those,they're
the worst car accessory.
You're taking away my dice.
I love those dice.
-We're not going to have anything from Mr. Nelson
in the car.
Thanks Desiree.
I owe you big time.
-Is Marie okay?
-She'll live.
Okay Melvin.
-Lake, this is crazy.
-Can you help me?
His arm, his arm's on me, okay.
-The other arm, Melvin.
Come on, the other arm.
Okay.
I'm going to go and check
if we can get through.
All clear.
This doesn't really feel like breaking out.
It's too easy.
Sh*t...
Who was that?
-That's a saint.
Okay
Oh... God! Okay.
You got him?
Where are you taking him?
-He said he wants to see
in the sky.
-In this beater
you're taking him.
-I just have to get him out
of here. It's like horror
hospital in there, so...
It doesn't matter where we are.
-Are you sure that's where
you're going?
-Why else would I be doing it?
-Okay, I've been thinking about
this a lot since the last time
I saw you. What I wanted
to tell you is um...
I think that what you are doing
and what you are is really
brave.
And the fact that you're acting on it,
you know, like it's
revolutionary. All these ideas that people have about like
aging and beauty and what makes
somebody desirable, you're
going against that.
And do you see how
radical that is?
And what I also wanted
to tell you is that...
If you were a girl,
You'd be on my list.
-Desiree...
-But the f***ed up part is
that what you are means
that we can't be together anymore.
You know that right?
I don't know what I am.
My God, I wish we were
the ones escaping.
I'll text you.
Okay, go.
Go.
I love you.
Hey!
Did you have any more
roommates after that?
-Here and there.
I was even married once.
If you can believe that.
-Married? To a woman?
-At the time it was the only
option. It was the 70's.
Even in the theater world,
if you weren't married after
the age of 40, there was
something wrong with you.
Were you in love with her?
-It was a kind of love.
Miraculously, we even conceived
one drunken winter's night.
Two years after our son was born,
she divorced me
and took him away to another city.
From that point on,
I was a conrmed bachelor.
Good afternoon, young lady,
me to the notions department.
-Notions, what's that?
-My apologies, sowing kits, needles, threads, that sort
of thing. I'm afraid I've
Iost a button on my jacket.
-Yeah, it's down isle 4,
at the end on the bottom.
-Ah, thank you. This is my grandson.
We're travelling
across the country together.
-He's your grandson?
-Yes. Although some days,
I really wish he weren't.
He's quite the locker, isn't he?
Well, I'll be right back.
You two, stay out of trouble.
-Such a cute old man.
My own grandpa's mean as a snake.
My parents put him into
some retirement home,
Sunny Valley or something.
I don't blame them though,
in his case elder abuse
would be entirely justied.
Um, I need a map of Canada.
-Sure thing.
It's cute that you're
travelling with your grandpa.
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