Get a Job

Synopsis: Life after college graduation is not exactly going as planned for Will and Jillian who find themselves lost in a sea of increasingly strange jobs. But with help from their family, friends and coworkers they soon discover that the most important (and hilarious) adventures are the ones that we don't see coming.
 
IMDB:
5.3
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31
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Year:
2016
83 min
933 Views


You know what

My first memory?

two

I feel special,

The first time defequei,

I cheered,

When we are drawing in crayon,

It was like a Picasso,

Golden Seals for everyone,

C + in Physical Education?

exemplary frequency?

Hey, here's 100 bucks,

When we got a new phase

in the game, we won the Olympics,

For children of my generation,

Strike three means one thing,

Take your base,

Care, world, here we go,

Subpack by:

LAPUMiA

Here it is, Closer, closer,

That,

Look at this,

You are so cute together,

Beautiful,

So, Jillian, Will told us

to start working

Johnson & Johnson,

This is fantastic!

Thanks,

Yes, I'm excited to get started,

Sales Analyst

It seems incredible,

Junior Sales Analyst,

But the "Junior" is only until Christmas,

And Will finally getting paid

in LA Weekly,

Very good, you two,

I know, I told you,

We are a power couple,

Will, here is a

little help to get started,

Thanks Dad, Thank you mom,

Will, I told you

which was my first job?

Tomato was stacking boxes

in a warehouse?

Exact,

It should be about 40 degrees

inside that warehouse,

- You know what made me endure?

- Air conditioning?

Air conditioning,

There was an office that had

loud air conditioning,

It was the warehouse supervisor,

And I told myself there:

I do not know how I'll do,

but I am able to that office,

That guy does not enfartou, Dad?

It was an aneurysm,

The point is that I worked

to be responsible for the entire network

of supplies from North America,

I am proof that there is nothing

you can not achieve,

Exactly,

And that's why I say

this bid LA Weekly

It is only a stepping stone for me

because it will dominate

the network editing them,

I have videos, live blog,

interactive content,

I am creating my brand,

Brand?

You spent the money

on a TV?

This is one of the largest TVs

available in the market today,

Seventy inches,

What?

You want to know why we are not

living together? Example A,

Hey, J it?

It was his sister at graduation?

- No,

- Are you sure?

I saw, like, hugging their parents

and giving to your dad a ,,,

I mean, can you give me

her phone?

That's iPerseguidor?

It is iProcurador,

if you can take care of your things,

What is iPerseguidor?

The iProcurador?

It's just an application

I'm developing,

Imagine you have someone who wants to find

but do not want to be found,

Like, there's a girl,

and called her a million times

and she never returns your calls?

My application allows you

send a text message

and receive the exact

person's location,

then there is no place to hide,

sister Jillian,

no where,

No, I will not give you her number,

I will find your sister,

You will end in iCadeia,

iEstuprado being,

And I will give account

iPerseguidor the IP,

You even have a job,

I have a business degree,

Unlike you,

I have marketing skills,

Unlike you, I have a job,

I have nine interviews this week,

Today is Morgan Stanley ,,,

And Great Pacific,

I love you all, Stay safe,

- Good luck, man,

- Good luck,

Excuse me, ma'am?

Would you like to join me?

Hello, we met?

I'm Jillian,

Stop bugging me, Charlie,

Just once, smoke with me,

Open an exception,

We're celebrating,

Charlie managed a job today,

McDonald's or Taco Bell?

Chemistry teacher

in high school,

I'm sorry for our future,

Take me from behind! Take me!

Hey, Brian,

Hi, Will, Look good, man,

We do not have a job for you,

What you mean?

I say that we do not have a job for you,

We decreased,

Yes, but I'm perfect

for employment,

Sorry, Will, Thank you very much,

Look, Brian, I have three episodes

ready to launch,

"Where to find

Best Steak Machaca "

"As Pedaling in Rio LA"

"Why is Ultimate

More complex than chess, "

You're not alone, I had to dispense

eight people last week,

Why did not you tell me?

Honestly, with everything going on here,

I just ,,, forgot,

Good,

You forgot?

I spent two summers

free inside

to have the job you expected

after graduating and you forgot?

I already told to all

on this job,

I told friends and family

and my parents about this job,

and you forgot?

Well, you know what, Brian?

You can not do that, man!

I deserve to be treated

better than this,

And I think you owe me

a little more than "forgotten,"

Will ,,,

I do not owe you anything,

System administrator? Do not,

Nuclear Piping Technician,

You do not have much experience

with pipe, so ,,,

I'm very, Charles,

Ask your mother,

Burn, Burn sick,

Administrator Assistance Unemployment,

Yes, do it, It will be ironic,

Is not it ironic if all the time,

You know what's all the time?

Blow in the bag and deaths,

Do not play dirty, man,

Dude, honestly I have no idea

about what it means,

Well, better find out soon,

The lease expires Friday,

I know,

I just need something to ensure the light

until I find the dream job,

I do not think can

monetizing masturbation,

Very good,

There's something in the hospital industry,

You have no

specialization in the medical field,

Have a gun in the drawer,

but probably will not need,

Okay, good night, boy,

There are black people on this boat!

I'm sorry,

You're the newbie?

- Yes, I'm new,

- Skeezy D,

Will,

Three bedrooms, Keep the change,

Girl, you better take good care of this guy,

He was in Vietnam,

Korea,

Between there and enjoy,

Hawkeye Pierce,

Hell,

Cheryl is one of my

best girls,

- Work hard?

- She is right,

Where to meet?

I met her on my last tour,

That was ,,, when?

Borders,

The Borders Bookstore?

Listen, man,

the business went bankrupt, beauty?

All were out of work,

I had to get out of there fast,

So why Skeezy D?

Men who hire prostitutes

They are not paying for sex, Will,

They are paying for danger,

they are paying

to feel alive,

Hey, motherf***er, better pay

my b*tch who owes,

They are paying for a certain

joie de vivre,

Joie de vivre?

It's French,

I am not resisting arrest!

I am not resisting arrest,

I'm not!

B*tch had a deal!

I was renting rooms

for prostitutes?

Skeezy said they were here ,,,

No, this is not the kind of

establishment I have here,

Read the warning there, boy,

Says banned prostitution,

This certainly includes prostitutes,

You are fired,

Sorry, officer, I just need to be

more cautious with whom I contract,

- Do it,

- Yes, I will,

Thanks for everything, cop,

Sorry, kid, I Think

sh*t left for you, you know?

You got it!

You will be fine,

Son of a b*tch,

Hey, Dad?

I need to ask you for money,

Will, you're an adult now,

I will not give you more money,

Father, what will I do?

You want me to sell

my body in the corner?

No more life lessons, man,

I'm broken,

I have no money for anything,

I lost my job,

Are you serious?

I'm afraid so,

What happened?

Apparently, I was so successful

optimization

the beverage production chain

I did, made my job obsolete,

So what will you do?

I'll get a job,

I follow methods,

I remain positive,

and in the meantime,

I can do all the tasks

for which I never had time,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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