Get a Job Page #2
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- 2016
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GENTLEMEN RIVER CLUB
You have to live life together,
The top one percent,
here I go, babe,
Fantastic,
This guy got a job,
Called Top Deck Securities,
Beginning next month,
If I say well, I will be
making transactions in December,
From this point on, will be coffee
and cocaine to me, baby,
You give change for a dollar?
No, stay, you worked hard,
You have one
incredible amount of torque,
You deserve
so more money than that,
but I have a teacher's salary,
If you want to see the show, you have to pay,
No, I'm here for the free buffet,
The buffet is free because you should
They are spending money on me,
I think I found an opening,
Your friend has personality,
He is unemployed,
So pay it a dance in his lap,
Anime it,
Would you like to meet her one day,
Do not get pregnant,
Look, I have a girlfriend,
- Will!
- Oh no!
- So, are you looking for work?
- Yes,
What would you do if you won the lottery
and never have to work?
I do not know,
What is your passion?
What love do?
I like to do
funny videos on YouTube,
If enjoys making videos on YouTube,
why not try one
corporate job?
Corporate?
Yes, I do collaborations,
Listen, baby,
when you're starting,
It must be flexible,
You know what we do, Hamilton?
Stock transactions,
Wrong, We make money,
This is Hamilton,
It will be our scribe,
I had to resign
that other imbecile because,
good, I could not
look at his face,
Spend all your requests for him,
Wait, I have to meet requests?
- More than you think,
- That's right,
Cross the street,
Bring me three expressed,
Three tablespoons of sugar in each,
Not that Splenda, the true,
Go to Fatburger, bring double 12XL's
with extra cheese,
twelve chips with cheese,
nine milkshakes,
Go to 7-11, bring me 25 tickets
Lottery Black Cherry,
Fifteen Top Grand Prix,
You the scrapes,
From bottom to top, odd first,
Go! Go! Go!
And I better win!
What are you doing?
I need a sexy video of you,
I think not,
I have an appointment
to donate sperm,
What?
Your best idea to pay the rent
It is masturbating in a bowl?
I am a talented masturbator,
I will not know what's
there with you,
At school, you always had
a million things to do,
his energy was contagious,
It was what I loved you,
And now,
it seems that you are just
It is taken,
doing things in the meantime,
- Not you,,,
- I found a job counselor,
Oh really? A counselor?
And it excited me ,,,
about, you know, come up with a strategy
and she said to keep me flexible,
and so we decided to focus on
corporate work video,
I sent resume, interviews
should start next week,
Come here,
You remember the Ultimate Frisbee?
Not the District, the Regional?
My pass 45m pro Sullivan?
It was a cross ,,,
I do not know what we're talking about,
What I say is not to worry,
I'm at my best
when the going gets tough,
This is not school, Will,
Please, I need to be strengthened,
Thirty years a company,
An employee sees it,
and they see a dinosaur,
Well, I can not say
I do not agree with you,
- Fernando,
- Fernando,
- Is Fernando?
- Fernando,
You should do what you can
to pretend to be younger,
Starting with the beard,
A query image is
included in the Platinum package,
We will give you a position,
we will make a resume video
that will put you ahead of the rest,
But all this
It is only a preparation
for the main event,
Wilheimer has a placement rate
85%, Mr, Davis,
How do you think we do this number?
- Well, I ,,,
- It's a rhetorical question,
While all are out there
wasting time
satisfying the average level
in Human Resources,
Wilheimer put you
pull the trigger and hire you,
The decision-maker,
The decision-maker,
That's it,
- Liked it,
- Good?
To begin,
how much are we talking?
The platinum package
It is a single payment of $ 30,000,
Not serious,
how much are we talking?
Hello,
Hard day?
What?
Do not,
No, no,
A hard day's only a
great day that was not realized,
Well, then leave you on
with a little Rockin 'Moroccan,
It's cool,
I'm Cammy, What's your name?
- Roger,
- Understood,
To go, please,
Hello?
Hey love, how are you?
I am in the office,
The music, Yeah, well, I ,,,
It's ,,, it's ,,,
You know, Jerry, he is
trying to cheer ,,,
I have to go back
for the meeting, dear
I see you in a few hours, okay?
Love you too, Kiss,
It was my wife,
Well, look, we have free WiFi
and taken three pins available,
So,,,
And do not worry, Rog,
No one here has a job,
Thank you,
Children can begin,
The objective of this experiment
It is to create a uniform coating,
No other singe
and without cold spots,
I'm serious, Dijon,
And remember, do not look
to the flame for a long time,
because ,,, will steal your soul,
Let me see,
It is close to perfection,
Mr, Baxter?
Stop calling me that way!
It's Charlie, all right?
Okay ,,, Charlie?
For all our experiments
involve making food?
I get the munchies
after the break,
Any more questions,
Sergeant Buzzkill?
Do not,
- Mr, Baxter?
- It's Charlie!
My basketball coach
the sixth year resigned,
Are you interested in the job?
Sorry, I look like someone
that is with a lot of free time?
Are extra hundred a week,
They thrive under my umbrella!
WILHEIMER GROUP:
Tanya Sellers, human resources,
Sorry for taking so long to return,
We received about a thousand resumes
for the videographer position,
I was glad you called,
Katherine Dunn oversees
Our video services, but
it is in China
in a conference
then you will get a direct flight
to the decision-maker in person,
Lawrence Wilheimer,
He is a legend in business integration,
He revolutionized the game,
- Make sure to check your package,
- Your retirement?
The package-package it,
He is well-endowed like a minotaur,
Thick,
William Davis?
Yes sir,
Extensive experience in all aspects
video production?
Could you elaborate more?
Well, sir, for the past seven years,
I have been producing original content
videos to YouTube,
- YouTube?
- Yes sir,
I think YouTube
It is the perfect training
to produce curricula video
that really stand out,
And customers executives firm
South Carolina
They deserve this type of curriculum,
Those who hold the attention
the employer and the handling,
even if they say "I give up,"
Then hire William Davis
and your customers will ,,,
Hire William Davis and their customers
will stand out above the rest of ,,,
I'm sorry for that,
Hire William Davis
and your customers will be highlighted
and this is what you want, right?
My girlfriend and I are
having a fight, Mind if I ,,,
What could be more important?
Thank you sir,
That's what I said,
And I sent,
So where were we?
I was showing you the door,
Mr, Davis, It's there,
Right, Thank you,
Look, sir, I mean, I do not think,
do not know
if this is appropriate to the subject
you're looking for,
but I think this
demonstrates my skills
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