Get a Job Page #2

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GENTLEMEN RIVER CLUB

You have to live life together,

The top one percent,

here I go, babe,

Fantastic,

This guy got a job,

Called Top Deck Securities,

Beginning next month,

If I say well, I will be

making transactions in December,

From this point on, will be coffee

and cocaine to me, baby,

You give change for a dollar?

No, stay, you worked hard,

You have one

incredible amount of torque,

You deserve

so more money than that,

but I have a teacher's salary,

If you want to see the show, you have to pay,

No, I'm here for the free buffet,

The buffet is free because you should

They are spending money on me,

I think I found an opening,

Your friend has personality,

He is unemployed,

So pay it a dance in his lap,

Anime it,

Would you like to meet her one day,

Do not get pregnant,

Look, I have a girlfriend,

- Will!

- Oh no!

- So, are you looking for work?

- Yes,

What would you do if you won the lottery

and never have to work?

I do not know,

What is your passion?

What love do?

I like to do

funny videos on YouTube,

If enjoys making videos on YouTube,

why not try one

corporate job?

Corporate?

Yes, I do collaborations,

Listen, baby,

when you're starting,

It must be flexible,

You know what we do, Hamilton?

Stock transactions,

Wrong, We make money,

This is Hamilton,

It will be our scribe,

I had to resign

that other imbecile because,

good, I could not

look at his face,

Spend all your requests for him,

Wait, I have to meet requests?

- More than you think,

- That's right,

Cross the street,

Bring me three expressed,

Three tablespoons of sugar in each,

Not that Splenda, the true,

Go to Fatburger, bring double 12XL's

with extra cheese,

twelve chips with cheese,

nine milkshakes,

Go to 7-11, bring me 25 tickets

Lottery Black Cherry,

Fifteen Top Grand Prix,

You the scrapes,

From bottom to top, odd first,

Go! Go! Go!

And I better win!

What are you doing?

I need a sexy video of you,

I think not,

I have an appointment

to donate sperm,

What?

Your best idea to pay the rent

It is masturbating in a bowl?

I am a talented masturbator,

I will not know what's

there with you,

At school, you always had

a million things to do,

his energy was contagious,

It was what I loved you,

And now,

it seems that you are just

It is taken,

doing things in the meantime,

- Not you,,,

- I found a job counselor,

Oh really? A counselor?

And it excited me ,,,

about, you know, come up with a strategy

and she said to keep me flexible,

and so we decided to focus on

corporate work video,

I sent resume, interviews

should start next week,

Come here,

You remember the Ultimate Frisbee?

Not the District, the Regional?

My pass 45m pro Sullivan?

It was a cross ,,,

I do not know what we're talking about,

What I say is not to worry,

I'm at my best

when the going gets tough,

This is not school, Will,

Please, I need to be strengthened,

Thirty years a company,

An employee sees it,

and they see a dinosaur,

Well, I can not say

I do not agree with you,

- Fernando,

- Fernando,

- Is Fernando?

- Fernando,

You should do what you can

to pretend to be younger,

Starting with the beard,

A query image is

included in the Platinum package,

We will give you a position,

a place to go every morning,

we will make a resume video

that will put you ahead of the rest,

But all this

It is only a preparation

for the main event,

Wilheimer has a placement rate

85%, Mr, Davis,

How do you think we do this number?

- Well, I ,,,

- It's a rhetorical question,

While all are out there

wasting time

satisfying the average level

in Human Resources,

Wilheimer put you

in front of the person you

pull the trigger and hire you,

The decision-maker,

The decision-maker,

That's it,

- Liked it,

- Good?

To begin,

how much are we talking?

The platinum package

It is a single payment of $ 30,000,

Not serious,

how much are we talking?

Hello,

Hard day?

What?

Do not,

No, no,

A hard day's only a

great day that was not realized,

Well, then leave you on

with a little Rockin 'Moroccan,

It's cool,

I'm Cammy, What's your name?

- Roger,

- Understood,

To go, please,

Hello?

Hey love, how are you?

I am in the office,

The music, Yeah, well, I ,,,

It's ,,, it's ,,,

You know, Jerry, he is

trying to cheer ,,,

I have to go back

for the meeting, dear

I see you in a few hours, okay?

Love you too, Kiss,

It was my wife,

Well, look, we have free WiFi

and taken three pins available,

So,,,

And do not worry, Rog,

No one here has a job,

Thank you,

Children can begin,

The objective of this experiment

It is to create a uniform coating,

No other singe

and without cold spots,

I'm serious, Dijon,

And remember, do not look

to the flame for a long time,

because ,,, will steal your soul,

Let me see,

It is close to perfection,

Mr, Baxter?

Stop calling me that way!

It's Charlie, all right?

Okay ,,, Charlie?

For all our experiments

involve making food?

I get the munchies

after the break,

Any more questions,

Sergeant Buzzkill?

Do not,

- Mr, Baxter?

- It's Charlie!

My basketball coach

the sixth year resigned,

Are you interested in the job?

Sorry, I look like someone

that is with a lot of free time?

Are extra hundred a week,

They thrive under my umbrella!

WILHEIMER GROUP:

Tanya Sellers, human resources,

Sorry for taking so long to return,

We received about a thousand resumes

for the videographer position,

I was glad you called,

Katherine Dunn oversees

Our video services, but

it is in China

in a conference

then you will get a direct flight

to the decision-maker in person,

Lawrence Wilheimer,

He is a legend in business integration,

He revolutionized the game,

- Make sure to check your package,

- Your retirement?

The package-package it,

He is well-endowed like a minotaur,

Thick,

William Davis?

Yes sir,

Extensive experience in all aspects

video production?

Could you elaborate more?

Well, sir, for the past seven years,

I have been producing original content

videos to YouTube,

- YouTube?

- Yes sir,

I think YouTube

It is the perfect training

to produce curricula video

that really stand out,

And customers executives firm

South Carolina

They deserve this type of curriculum,

Those who hold the attention

the employer and the handling,

even if they say "I give up,"

Then hire William Davis

and your customers will ,,,

Hire William Davis and their customers

will stand out above the rest of ,,,

I'm sorry for that,

Hire William Davis

and your customers will be highlighted

and this is what you want, right?

My girlfriend and I are

having a fight, Mind if I ,,,

What could be more important?

Thank you sir,

That's what I said,

And I sent,

So where were we?

I was showing you the door,

Mr, Davis, It's there,

Right, Thank you,

Look, sir, I mean, I do not think,

do not know

if this is appropriate to the subject

you're looking for,

but I think this

demonstrates my skills

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