Get a Job Page #3

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to recognize what is unique

on an individual and as

use it to market,

What is your business philosophy?

It's all

consumer satisfaction,

We are basically a factory

Burlington coats, Hookers,

I sluts custom,

Did you understand what I said,

For $ 5,99 you can book a whore,

Hey, be careful with that, man,

I really do not like those guys,

- Do not trust them,

- Watch your digital,

Really dude? It's a hell of a TV,

What's up man?

- Thank you, Thank you bro,

- Use an HDMI cable, Do not use,,,

Take care of my TV, bro,

- Hello, this is Will,

- Will, Tanya, the Wilheimer,

- Are you calling for my interview?

- Of course,

- Mr, Wilheimer charging fees?

- You're in, player!

- What?

- You are in,

starting salary of $ 26,000, benefits

partial health after 90 days,

Calm, saying that I have a job?

- That's what I'm saying,

- Oh, you, wait, wait!

Wait, wait!

Stop it!

Hello? I have good news,

Tell Will he have the job

so pass the drug test,

drug test?

In multiple choice?

- Will,

- How are you, father?

- What's it?

- I got a job,

That's great!

I know, It is a place called Wilheimer,

They enter the labor,

I know, I heard good things,

I just need one thing,

and I am ready to go,

You have smoked marijuana?

I am an occasional user,

I never smoke and drive,

You want me to pee in that bottle

to pass a drug test?

Damn it!

Father, I have no one to ask,

I'm hanging by a thread with Jillian,

plus they can detect gender,

Ethan is sick, Luke is not pure

and Charlie is radioactive,

What should I do?

Get new friends,

I have a job

A real job in a real company,

the type of job that comes

asking me to have for years,

and if I do not get a

immaculate urine mug,

is the return to the dole,

It's what you want?

No, it's not what I want,

Know this,

Just do not feel good about doing it,

- Air-conditioning, so ,,,

- No,

It was about 40 degrees that warehouse,

you did what you needed

to get out of that ground,

That's what I'm doing,

That's what I'm doing,

I'm doing what I said,

- What happened to you?

- A strain,

Pounding that p*ssy,

Sending see it, is not it?

No, I was at the gym,

Sending see the weights,

Okay, ready to make it rain?

Ready as ever,

What are you doing?

It is necessary for me to stay here

if you try some noise,

Okay, will enter the cabin

also with me?

No cabin, baby,

You'll have to put it out right here,

I'll be right back, listening closely,

Okay, I'm shy bladder,

It's a shame, because you have

30 seconds, from now on,

If you are having difficulty,

think of waterfalls,

Or fire hoses,

strong gushing water,

Twenty-two, twenty one ,,,

Think of things ,,, gushing,

Or squirting,

Eighteen, seventeen ,,,

You know, I'm a ejaculatory,

but only if I am

comfortable with the guy,

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five ,,,

That's enough, I'm coming,

I managed,

Hi-ho, Silver!

My God,

Wow,

Face,,,

I should get a job more

- That's right,

- That's right,

It was amazing,

I have something else for you,

- From behind?

- Yes,

- I'll put my belt,

- Right,

You will love,

What is it?

I can see?

Yes of course,

Oh, dear,

My skill set allows me

seamlessly integrate

a range of management structures,

which makes me highly qualified

for the current market,

I found that dealing with people

It was my main talent,

I have a lot of charisma ,,,

A common man sees everything as

a blessing or a curse,

A warrior faces a challenge,

Who are you?

exciting material,

Yes, fascinating,

Just follow the script and will do well,

Customers choose between

three funds, Horizons,

also has office

and bookcase,

Office and bookcase, right,

I made a video here once,

and I was not the only one,

Okay, Thank you, Thank you,

Sr, Wilheimer, I would

thank you for the opportunity,

Well, we are always looking for

new talent, Will,

Just one thing:

You could put me in touch

with the guy of your video?

Yes, sir, in six months to a year,

depending on good behavior,

What the hell? What the hell?

How can you be so bad?

Ball,

Right,

Kwan, let's review the basics,

Pass and go!

Jesus Christ,

Very important,

someone has shown you

how to set the vision?

No,

Prepare to bring pain,

Hamilton?

Come,

This is the essence of deer,

I use it in the forest when I hunt,

I use here

when I think the clerk

You are ready for your own table,

- Drink it,

- Money talks!

Hang on,

Go ahead and let him

make your own choice,

You want your own table?

Or you want to be a clerk

the rest of your life?

Your decision,

I bet drinking deer semen

deer semen?

Drink, Drink deer semen

deer semen

deer semen!

I think it's coming back,

$ 500 which he will vomit,

Breathe,

I taste like?

It tastes like nuts?

Is Bambi juice,

Give to me,

Lets roll,

Great,

You saw the arch that made?

You can not do anything, sucker,

Okay, people, you will want

pause to see this,

What are you doing?

- What's up man?

- It is a game of Halo,

I have something to show you,

Come on, get out!

It better be good,

My God,

Man, I thought more bottles

in my chemistry class,

I put my little ones

to work,

Nice,

What's the special occasion?

- We're celebrating my desk,

- That's right,

- And I buying an island,

- You are not buying an island,

- No?

- No,

Because I met someone who knows

partner of Warren Buffet,

I will offer it some

shares of my company

in exchange for the Warren Buffet cell,

I will use the iProcurador in Warren Buffet,

will get access to billions of dollars

in venture capital,

I buy my island

and I popularei with porn stars,

Forgiveness for having doubted,

No, you did not know the plan,

I did not know the plan,

Rick, how are you, man?

Will, this is Katherine Dunn,

Services Vice-President,

It is good to have her back,

Prepare to be amazed,

because I'll take the video resumes

to another level, all right?

Ready?

People think that counters

is a bunch of nerds,

but I am a jazz lover,

I like to think that the tax code

It is my instrument,

I'm Tom Wilson,

the TomWilsonContador with

It was somewhat shocking,

So what we think?

I think it makes him younger,

Yes, so far, I thought Tom

a total rumor,

This is a firm

professional insertion, Mr Davis,

no MTV,

Yes, no one will hire this guy

because of his personality,

It needs to look professional,

Everyone always liked

the old curriculum, so ,,,

It seems that you mistook this video

as an opportunity to express

yourself, Mr Davis,

From now on, you will follow

the protocol to the letter,

Yes, I found the protocol

a bit limiter,

I wrote the protocol, Mr Davis,

And while I have you here,

there are some problems of conduct

that apparently need explanation,

you keep

a professional look,

This means a suit and a tie,

No tennis,

No khakis,

It does not mean that

rag poorly washed calling shirt,

Got it,

Understood?

Understood?

AND,,,

While I was out, I received

several of your emails "for All"

They were unsuitable,

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