Get a Job Page #4

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offensive,

and above all,

some bland,

No one wants a slipper

birthday to you, Mr Davis,

And finally,

I looked

on your Facebook page

and I came across this sordid image,

I was there for the buffet,

You are an employee

this company, Mr Davis,

Your behavior must match

exactly with the firm's standards

Executive Insert Wilheimer,

Understood?

- Understood,

- Understood?

Understood,

Hi, Pearl, Roger Davis,

Mr, Gentry is?

He's not? It's all right,

Do you know if he has already made a

look at my resume?

Regional Distribution Manager,

Scanner Division and Disk Copy?

No,

Right,

Do you know if he received the shipment

Coffee Rockin 'Moroccan that ,,,

Hello?

Hello, buddy,

Come into my office,

Cammy, come here,

This is Will,

Will, this is my friend Cammy,

Hi, Will, How's work?

- Good,

- Nice,

Father, what have you done with your beard?

Well, I lost two jobs in a week

for people in their 30s,

Cammy then volunteered to

make me look ten years younger,

Dye Crow Gothic, what do you think?

IT IS,

Cammy, you have helped

he posts on Twitter?

Rog does not need any help,

IT IS? I think Rog need

a little help,

"My friend Jim lost

his mother yesterday, RS, Jim, "

What? "Roger feels" for your loss,

All right, you want another, Rog?

Can bring,

A to Will Also, please

- Yes

- I'm okay to be who you are,

So what?

Well, my supervisor came back and she

is a walk in total bag,

I mean, she's teasing

my emails, my Facebook,

I dress in front of everyone,

It was humiliating,

Wait, that's not how you dress

at work, is it?

Father, I am the face of the video,

Who cares how I dress?

Look, stop a bit, okay?

Take a second,

Your customers pay

$ 30,000 for their services,

They care about how you dress,

You need to fit

in their standards, not the opposite,

And the fact that you can not

understand is that is intriguing,

What's up with you?

What's wrong with me is that I sent

hundreds of resumes

and I got only three interviews,

What's wrong with me is that I do not want

you hear whimpering

his boss makes him act

professionally,

That's what's wrong with me,

Okay, Dad, Excuse me

to say how I feel,

I did not know why

I have a job, and you do not,

you do not listen to me,

I'm listening, but all I hear

is spoiled brat claim!

Right,

You look like Billy Mays,

- I look like Willie Mays?

- You look like Billy Mays,

Who is Billy Mays?

If you are talking about someone, make it clear!

What do you think?

sexy,

Very, very sexy,

They are Prada,

It costs $ 779,

I know, I just ,,,

Just wanted

They take me seriously at work,

All you are serious,

- You take?

- Yes, they take,

In the second year,

we are training

Ultimate Frisbee in the lounge,

Ethan comes in and says

there is a problem

I need to solve

on the floor below,

So I go down the stairs

and I see this

small person pajamas

and slippers, and she is very brave,

I was trying to study,

The moment I saw you, I knew

you were someone to take seriously,

What will respect

to work, Will?

The Buffet Mode

Have a great day, boys,

TACOS SNACKS:

It's raining in earnest,

- Look at you,

- Yeah, right?

Look at you,

Yes it is,

- It's cool,

- Thank you,

Well, there's something good here?

Everything is good here,

- Same?

- Yes,

I wanted two pork burritos with

beans, four steaks and two beers,

What are you doing?

- I am paying,,,

- No, today's on me,

This was my first machaca steak,

Great,

Father,,,

Sorry about last week,

And me too,

Can bring us beer, please?

Two shots of tequila?

Let chapar,

Cheers,

Drink it,

Damn it,

- Saw?

- It's all right,

Father knows why

we doing this?

- Because?

- We're doing this for ,,,

What's his name? Your,,,

My boss? James Gentry,

The decision-maker,

Okay, so James Gentry

you know who you are,

Yes,

Who I am?

You are a great man,

You supported me all my life, father,

Let me return the favor, Please

- Right,

- Right,

Ready?

- Do it again, that means no,

- Right,

I'll start recording,

Go,

My name is Roger Davis,

I am very punctual, true,

God, I'm terrible at it,

God,

I need to do something productive,

Something of value,

That's what really matters,

You know that the work has always been

More important to me

than for anyone I know,

It's just, I love,

I love,

I just need to get

and see employers understand?

Mano a mano, and if they can

just know me,

just a little,

then they will know

why should they hire me,

This is the goal,

This is the goal,

Oh, sorry,

I am philosophizing here,

Okay, we need to do this,

Right,

No, we did,

- No, I'll try,

- Father, another time,

Right,

- If I drink more of these ,,,

- No,

- This is not going anywhere,

- We still have six more,

Yes,

You did that on purpose, did not you?

- Certainly!

- You did,

You too,

Good afternoon, Mr, Buffet

Wow,

You must be thinking how I knew

that would be in the city,

As you read in L, A, Times?

Indeed, by use

GPS triangulation,

my application, iProcurador,

It allowed me to send you a message

and get back

its exact location

Bringing me here to this cabin,

That's incredible,

You know, Foursquare already does this, right?

No, you did not understand,

Foursquare allows you

tell others where you are,

My app tell me where you are,

even if you do not want me to know,

It's a revolution, sir, all right?

I'm telling you,

if you say yes right now,

I promise to you

50-50 in our company,

60-40,

You bargain high, sir,

65-35, Last offer,

You know,

Liked it,

Liked?

Let me tell my team,

My God!

I knew I would like it!

You are the Oracle of Omaha!

You are a visionary like me, sir,

this is amazing, this is ,,,

What is it?

What the hell?

Who has security

while defecates?

What the hell is wrong

with you, Buffet?

You can not hide the iPerseguidor!

Buffet!

Double dose of white chocolate mocha

with extra cream,

Where are we in the video Frederick?

Scheduled for tomorrow afternoon,

I was relying on a

particular time tomorrow afternoon,

Say no more,

I will be today until late

and show you

early tomorrow

Will?

There will be changes here,

Changes?

I'm taking the Wilheimer

21 Century,

There will be a new post,

Vice president

Corporate Communications,

Keep up the good work

and the vice president will be you,

- Hi, Fernando,

- Fernando,

- Pardon?

- Fernando,

Fernando, right, Tanya said

I should talk to you,

About what?

I have extra work I need to do

tonight and need help,

You want me to do

your work for you?

No, no! What I'm saying is

she said I should

talk to you about, you know ,,,

I have ADD,

Did you know that there are

two Fernandos in this office?

Fernando Little,

Director of Client Services,

Leader of Sales Division

three years ago,

and Fernando, the caretaker,

My mother, she's a psychiatrist,

I leave you on

what you need,

These are drugs,

I saw you last night,

With your father,

Do not tell anyone, right?

It was close to my father,

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