Get a Job Page #5

Synopsis: Life after college graduation is not exactly going as planned for Will and Jillian who find themselves lost in a sea of increasingly strange jobs. But with help from their family, friends and coworkers they soon discover that the most important (and hilarious) adventures are the ones that we don't see coming.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
31
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Year:
2016
83 min
883 Views


Your words,

they touched me,

I'll take this to my grave,

Now, someone with extra work,

- I recommend ,,,

- Dexedrine,

sexy,

I found that dealing with people

It was my greatest talent,

Then he would deliver ,,,

He began delivering ,,,

and finally,,,

And then finally ,,,

Because I have a lot of charisma,

My only ,,, my only ,,,

Make me different,

Highly trained,

Highly qualified for the market,

Lawrence Wildheimer am and I am old,

I do not understand technology

because I'm old,

It will then clear the history

my browser every day,

Who is the decision maker?

- You, You, You,

- That's it,

- Will Davis,

- Face,

- You viralizou,

- What?

Your video has over Skeezy

114,000 views on YouTube,

YouTube?

- Yes, YouTube,

- YouTube?

It is YouTube,

I'm saying it wrong?

- Yes, YouTube is YouTube,

- Is YouTube, right?

Is YouTube, Will!

I structured my business

over the same echo model

as Ben and Jerry,

You know what I'm saying,

the whores go to the pimp

with better

desktop, right?

So we have free trial

STD free condoms ,,,

I'm viral! That! Damn it!

,,, And even dental plan! You can not

have edentulous sluts!

Great opportunity for you !!

Call me!!!!! Lon Zimmet

How much do you know

about us as a company, Will?

Absolutely nothing,

Well, join the club, brother,

This will fix,

Spray Soft Body?

When children lay it, I want

know that pass a message,

- Guess what that message is?

- I am cool,

- No, the message is:"I want to have sex,"

- Oh, man, beauty,

Or be f***ed,

Lon, still do not know exactly

why I'm here,

Why are you here?

I'll tell you why you're here,

You are here because I want

you lead our

Viral and Internet market,

You are offering me a job?

I saw the video of the D and he Skeezy

I turned my head,

I was up all night,

I could not sleep watching the video

again and again,

screaming at the TV, "tell me

whatever I buy? "

Yes, Gall that monkey,

Flay, flay this monkey, Yes!

She's my niece,

Okay, that salary level

we are talking?

Okay, can I pay you $ 22,000,

It is not much,

Will,

we are advertising to children

that they were triple irony in the garden,

is that you,

you are so ironic

that went all the way

back to authenticity,

You irontntico, face,

It irontntico,

"Irontntico"

Ding-dong, Down,

What are you doing?

Will, if you told me to

toasting all our marketing money

on a billboard

with nothing more than photos

thick sticks, filled with veins,

I would do,

I would do everything I say,

Tell me what to do, man,

Guess who's amazing, I am,

Will is amazing, I could,

I was promoted, baby, I did exactly ,,,

There you are,

I did exactly what you told me,

I went up a lot, and I

great news for us,

I was fired,

What?

I got fired today,

They called me in Human Resources

and I thought it would be promoted,

It's how I am stupid,

It is not stupid,

Yes I am,

I owe $ 90,000 and spent $ 779

in a pair of shoes,

It's gonna be okay,

- It's gonna be okay,

- No no go,

As will be okay?

Because you,,,

You will get another job,

Come here,

Sorry, Will,

What you,,,

What are we celebrating?

Katherine will promote me,

That's great,

At least one of us

has a career, is not it?

Come here,

That's great,

What will I do for rent?

Hey, mate,

For your information, we leave

pornography home, get used to,

The week started bad,

My compensation is over,

the mortgage won,

I exhausted my savings,

and then, on Tuesday,

finally I got

an interview with Xerox,

So I went there

and trashed,

I mean, it was the kind of interview

with which you dream,

I mean, I was so good to remember

crying in the elevator, and I knew

that would send me to the Gentry,

I finally knew

would know the decision maker,

And since then,

anything,

Zero,

I need the bathroom key,

Excuse me,

Oh, Cammy,

How do I get to James Gentry?

I sent e-mail, text message,

Twitter,

I called his house,

I spoke to his wife,

- You called his house?

- Well, the conversation was quick,

Dinner time,

He was accompanied

But I think I spent a good impression,

Maybe you should focus

more than one type of employment,

I'm so perfect for this job,

I just need to stay on

the guy who can

pull the trigger and hire me,

It's time for ABC!

One way or another, have to

get to the decision maker,

Yes,

James Gentry, get ready to

know Roger Davis,

Hello,

Hey man,

Listen to the latest tweet from my father,

"It ends today, ABC means:

Now I seek Confusion "

"Roger Davis, symbol

better than James Gentry "

What does that mean?

I do not know, man, but it sounded threatening,

Yes, definitely it did not sound good,

Yes, that's bad, look, Luke,

we have to find my father,

Okay, here I go,

In Thursday with Spring,

in front of 101, large gray building,

ROGER DAVIS:

CURRICULUM IN VIDEO

Excuse me sir?

Enter the counter, please?

Oh, right,

Okay, I'll take care of that in a second,

See you later,

- Good afternoon,

- Good afternoon,

Roger Davis, I am here

to see James Gentry,

You can subscribe here

Sir?

I need you to exit the building,

Right,

Or how about this?

How about I do not go anywhere

to see the decision-maker?

Katherine?

- Sr, Wilheimer?

- How are you?

Look, family emergency,

need to leave early,

It's starting

the meeting Fredericks,

How important I be there?

How important it is to continue

with your job?

Katherine, forgiveness,

My father needs me,

Output closer, everyone!

Go, friend,

10:
00 am

Wait, you rang the alarm for me?

Go to your daddy,

- Get in the car,

- Hurry up!

- It's in the Millennium Plaza,

- What?

As you know?

IPerseguidor, scoundrel,

Can not wait here, sir,

Why not find a Starbucks?

Why not find a

Suck-my-paubucks?

Excuse me,

That was unnecessary,

- Where are we going?

- You mean he's around here?

- Split up, Go, go, Let's go!

- It's not funny,

,,, But I would say that

if you call Pearl,

Pearl knows me, and she will ,,,

Just say is Roger Davis ,,,

It's my father,

Will!

What you have done done, you can leave it,

I promise to take you home,

Look, please, sir,

do not constrain more

Please,

Go ahead, Mr, Davis,

Thank you,

Wait a minute, is Gentry!

It is he, the decision-maker,

I will break you,

Father!

Go!

I was captain of my

Ultimate Frisbee team,

- Shut up,

- Right,

Hold, hold,

Hold, hold, Thank you,

No,

Hold, hold,

Mr, Gentry, my name is Roger Davis,

Stay away from me,

I call security,

They know I'm here,

Now, sir,

I know you must think I'm crazy,

I'm not crazy,

I'm just a man moved

by despair for months and months

rejection and indifference,

I am a human being

asking for an opportunity

to tell you face to face

why I think it would be

great for the company,

This is my resume,

My son did,

Because I?

Because you, sir,

It is the decision-maker,

What happened?

I got an interview,

- Nice!

- Yes!

- Great!

- Yes!

There can be only one,

Katherine wants to see you

in her office,

A blowj*b?

What? No,

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