Get a Job Page #6

Synopsis: Life after college graduation is not exactly going as planned for Will and Jillian who find themselves lost in a sea of increasingly strange jobs. But with help from their family, friends and coworkers they soon discover that the most important (and hilarious) adventures are the ones that we don't see coming.
 
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5.3
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Year:
2016
83 min
883 Views


What is wrong with you?

I'm very bored,

Not a glorious day?

What's glorious?

I got rid of this dead weight company,

We are leaner and bread-hard,

This is a contract,

Which is?

You are the Vice-President

Corporate Communications,

His salary is $ 52,000,

52,000?

You will do the work of three people,

Get used to dine at your desk,

Now that I took care of you,

It was easier to promote yourself

than training someone new,

Just do not forget who you promoted,

- Yes,

- Come here,

I'm your owner, Mr Davis,

To work, Vice-President,

Where are you?

Paus await you !! lon

I need an answer!

Stop cock-block me !! lon

Yes,

- Why massaging my girlfriend?

- Do not take her concentration!

She's almost there

Trophy of the Living Legend,

This is insane, man,

She's bloodlust,

- Bloodlust,

- Your girlfriend is a prodigy!

Give me a drink,

You light, Lights for her,

- "Give me a drink"?

- What has gotten into you?

I lost half a million dollars today,

I'm screwed,

All disappointed, man,

Disappointed Tyler Perry, Oprah,

Barack Obama, Barack Obama disappointed,

I'm screwed, man,

- Continues,

- I got it,

You do not understand,

You do not understand,

I drank deer semen!

- Skirt!

- Out of the way!

Jillian, I can talk to you

one second?

It's all right,

Endgame, suckers,

What are you doing? Can not

do that! You can not pull the cable!

Vaiem not me, you do not ,,,

No vaiem, Stop booing me!

I'm surprised at you, Will,

Get out of here,

Trauma sudden can damage the LED,

Wait, come here, save me,

save me, I do not ,,,

Give me a drink,

Trago coming,

Sure, Jillian,

I need you to get up,

My God,

Bring bacon, honey,

Damn, let's eat bacon now,

Mr, Diller?

I just wanted to say I'm sorry

have spoiled everything,

Thanks for the opportunity and ,,,

Sorry to disappoint you,

Where do you think you're going?

Sit down,

Which generation of pussies

you came anyway?

Never apologize, never, never,

quarter past eleven

You set fire to the house,

rolls up his sleeves

and builds a new,

Now, go back to there

and try to make money, understand?

Go,

Yes, it will never happen again,

Thank you very much,

Sh*t,

Send the guard in,

Come here, Make a circle,

Right,

I know not yet won a game,

but we lost by less and less,

And I know that two of their best

They had lice,

I'm saying

that today we have a chance,

A chance to win,

A chance for redemption,

Greeting,

Victory in three

One two Three,

Victory!

HOUSE 11

VISITORS 38

Great season,

you gave blood,

They managed,

All are winners,

We are so proud of you,

Next year, no score, right?

Right,

Here we go,

No! No trophies,

No! No trophies,

No trophies this year,

We always won trophies,

Trophies mean nothing

unless they deserve,

They are just pieces of plastic,

look,

No!

My childhood bedroom is

filled to the ceiling trophies

and I have not won anything in my life!

You would have to have

born already comatose

to do as little

I as in life,

- Excuse,

- Listen, stop, stop,

Listen to me, Listen, boys,

Listen to me,

I lost five years of my life

practically living

dyed in a sofa sperm,

I smoked marijuana $ 200 per week

I used the same pair of socks

for so long

the fabric stocking

It has become literally

one with the skin of my little finger,

It's because?

Because?

Because when I was growing up,

They gave me trophies for losing,

See what I mean?

No trophies, Sam,

Kwan, no trophies,

- No trophies!

- No trophies,

No trophies! No trophies!

Thank you, Charlie,

Do not call me Charlie,

Call me Coach,

- This place is offensive,

- I know,

- Do pornography everywhere,

- I know,

Look, it's only temporary,

I have a good steady job now,

I do not want agorar,

but they are talking about

The Employee of the Month,

I do not think it's something

people still do,

Still is, and will get,

For us,

What I am saying

It is that all will be well,

Will, this is your girlfriend?

Jillian, this is Katherine Dunn,

- Hello,

- Hello, Jillian,

I think Jillian should

thank me, do not you think?

- Thank her for what?

- Whereby?

Whereby?

For turning you in charge

working bee you are,

- It was very good to meet you,

- Equally,

Enjoy the party, children,

I know, but she

He made me Vice President,

All signed,

I just need to deliver,

Where did you find it?

I called Lon Zimmet,

He spoke directly to you and used

the word "stick" thousands of times,

Yeah, he does that,

I need to tell you something,

12:
00 pm

What?

I'm 22 years and I have no idea

what I'll do

with the rest of my life!

And I'm okay with that,

I have much to offer the world and

this is just the beginning and

if you want a job

in a start-up suspected

that does not offer you anything

plus stock options

it is a dream,

then you should do it!

You know maybe

we may not be geniuses,

we are not

the brightest generation, so what?

Are our lives, and we

enjoy the best of them!

I love you, Jillian,

Come, come, do not be shy,

Katherine, I can speak

to you for a second?

Of course,

I would like to thank you

for this opportunity,

It was a pleasure,

But the job, he is not

really for me,

- Is playing,

- No,

I quit,

Brat into,

What is? Will play house

with that his ugly girlfriend?

- Maybe yes,

- Maybe you go?

But let me tell you something, you will not,

because you will not

a job, all right?

So I want you to prepare for how

the feeling of being unemployed

because now on,

I will do everything in my power

to ensure that you never

work in this city,

Put this in your Facebook,

WILHEIMER GROUP:

That,

This, I must put

my shelf here, sir?

Yes, it could?

I found that working late

and thought it would be a good opportunity

to be able to express myself,

- I make the decisions!

- I say ,,,!

- I make the decisions!

- I say ,,,!

Merry Christmas,

Take this stick minotaur!

It's hard out there?

No doubt,

But all need a job,

So what to do?

Drink, drink, drink!

Find jobs

you were born to do,

Work hard to achieve it,

Never stop believing,

Never give up,

Hello,

Skeezy D blowing up the Internet,

All coming to me and saying:

"How can I have the style Skeezy?"

Look,

SWEA Sweat Get your sex,

It's so thick!

Wonderful,

Will,

I would like to officially give you

welcome to sweat team

Thanks, Lon,

but I must decline your offer,

What?

I started my own

production company,

but I would be honored to Sweat

was my first client,

In other words,

not only feel special

Be special,

You love your wife?

Of course yes,

But when she tells you

to go shopping,

how do you know that it actually will not

a sordid motel like this?

- Hello Love,

- Hello,

Her husband says she is

working late?

What kind of work

we are really talking about?

Jezebel, Peque me,

Come and join the most

150,000 satisfied customers

who used iPerseguidor,

Let your loved ones

know that you care

never leaving leaving

your virtual visual field,

And cut!

- We did it,

- Nice!

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