Get a Job Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 2016
- 83 min
- 968 Views
What is wrong with you?
I'm very bored,
Not a glorious day?
What's glorious?
I got rid of this dead weight company,
We are leaner and bread-hard,
This is a contract,
Which is?
You are the Vice-President
Corporate Communications,
His salary is $ 52,000,
52,000?
You will do the work of three people,
Get used to dine at your desk,
Now that I took care of you,
It was easier to promote yourself
than training someone new,
Just do not forget who you promoted,
- Yes,
- Come here,
I'm your owner, Mr Davis,
To work, Vice-President,
Where are you?
Paus await you !! lon
I need an answer!
Stop cock-block me !! lon
Yes,
- Why massaging my girlfriend?
- Do not take her concentration!
She's almost there
Trophy of the Living Legend,
This is insane, man,
She's bloodlust,
- Bloodlust,
- Your girlfriend is a prodigy!
Give me a drink,
You light, Lights for her,
- "Give me a drink"?
- What has gotten into you?
I lost half a million dollars today,
I'm screwed,
All disappointed, man,
Disappointed Tyler Perry, Oprah,
Barack Obama, Barack Obama disappointed,
I'm screwed, man,
- Continues,
- I got it,
You do not understand,
You do not understand,
I drank deer semen!
- Skirt!
- Out of the way!
Jillian, I can talk to you
one second?
It's all right,
Endgame, suckers,
What are you doing? Can not
do that! You can not pull the cable!
Vaiem not me, you do not ,,,
No vaiem, Stop booing me!
I'm surprised at you, Will,
Get out of here,
Trauma sudden can damage the LED,
Wait, come here, save me,
save me, I do not ,,,
Give me a drink,
Trago coming,
Sure, Jillian,
I need you to get up,
My God,
Bring bacon, honey,
Damn, let's eat bacon now,
Mr, Diller?
I just wanted to say I'm sorry
have spoiled everything,
Thanks for the opportunity and ,,,
Sorry to disappoint you,
Where do you think you're going?
Sit down,
Which generation of pussies
you came anyway?
Never apologize, never, never,
quarter past eleven
You set fire to the house,
rolls up his sleeves
and builds a new,
Now, go back to there
and try to make money, understand?
Go,
Yes, it will never happen again,
Thank you very much,
Sh*t,
Send the guard in,
Come here, Make a circle,
Right,
I know not yet won a game,
but we lost by less and less,
And I know that two of their best
They had lice,
I'm saying
that today we have a chance,
A chance to win,
A chance for redemption,
Greeting,
Victory in three
One two Three,
Victory!
HOUSE 11
VISITORS 38
Great season,
you gave blood,
They managed,
All are winners,
We are so proud of you,
Next year, no score, right?
Right,
Here we go,
No! No trophies,
No! No trophies,
No trophies this year,
We always won trophies,
Trophies mean nothing
unless they deserve,
They are just pieces of plastic,
look,
No!
filled to the ceiling trophies
and I have not won anything in my life!
You would have to have
born already comatose
to do as little
I as in life,
- Excuse,
- Listen, stop, stop,
Listen to me, Listen, boys,
Listen to me,
I lost five years of my life
practically living
dyed in a sofa sperm,
I smoked marijuana $ 200 per week
I used the same pair of socks
for so long
the fabric stocking
It has become literally
one with the skin of my little finger,
It's because?
Because?
Because when I was growing up,
They gave me trophies for losing,
See what I mean?
No trophies, Sam,
Kwan, no trophies,
- No trophies!
- No trophies,
No trophies! No trophies!
Thank you, Charlie,
Do not call me Charlie,
Call me Coach,
- This place is offensive,
- I know,
- Do pornography everywhere,
- I know,
Look, it's only temporary,
I have a good steady job now,
I do not want agorar,
but they are talking about
The Employee of the Month,
I do not think it's something
people still do,
Still is, and will get,
For us,
What I am saying
It is that all will be well,
Will, this is your girlfriend?
Jillian, this is Katherine Dunn,
- Hello,
- Hello, Jillian,
thank me, do not you think?
- Thank her for what?
- Whereby?
Whereby?
For turning you in charge
working bee you are,
- It was very good to meet you,
- Equally,
Enjoy the party, children,
I know, but she
He made me Vice President,
All signed,
I just need to deliver,
Where did you find it?
I called Lon Zimmet,
He spoke directly to you and used
the word "stick" thousands of times,
Yeah, he does that,
I need to tell you something,
12:
00 pmWhat?
I'm 22 years and I have no idea
what I'll do
with the rest of my life!
And I'm okay with that,
I have much to offer the world and
this is just the beginning and
if you want a job
in a start-up suspected
that does not offer you anything
plus stock options
it is a dream,
then you should do it!
You know maybe
we may not be geniuses,
we are not
the brightest generation, so what?
Are our lives, and we
enjoy the best of them!
I love you, Jillian,
Come, come, do not be shy,
Katherine, I can speak
to you for a second?
Of course,
for this opportunity,
It was a pleasure,
But the job, he is not
really for me,
- Is playing,
- No,
I quit,
Brat into,
What is? Will play house
with that his ugly girlfriend?
- Maybe yes,
- Maybe you go?
But let me tell you something, you will not,
because you will not
a job, all right?
So I want you to prepare for how
the feeling of being unemployed
because now on,
I will do everything in my power
to ensure that you never
work in this city,
Put this in your Facebook,
WILHEIMER GROUP:
That,
This, I must put
my shelf here, sir?
Yes, it could?
and thought it would be a good opportunity
to be able to express myself,
- I make the decisions!
- I say ,,,!
- I make the decisions!
- I say ,,,!
Merry Christmas,
Take this stick minotaur!
It's hard out there?
No doubt,
But all need a job,
So what to do?
Drink, drink, drink!
Find jobs
you were born to do,
Work hard to achieve it,
Never stop believing,
Never give up,
Hello,
Skeezy D blowing up the Internet,
All coming to me and saying:
"How can I have the style Skeezy?"
Look,
SWEA Sweat Get your sex,
It's so thick!
Wonderful,
Will,
I would like to officially give you
welcome to sweat team
Thanks, Lon,
but I must decline your offer,
What?
I started my own
production company,
but I would be honored to Sweat
was my first client,
In other words,
not only feel special
Be special,
You love your wife?
Of course yes,
But when she tells you
to go shopping,
how do you know that it actually will not
- Hello Love,
- Hello,
Her husband says she is
working late?
What kind of work
Jezebel, Peque me,
Come and join the most
150,000 satisfied customers
who used iPerseguidor,
Let your loved ones
know that you care
never leaving leaving
your virtual visual field,
And cut!
- We did it,
- Nice!
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