Get Him to the Greek Page #19

As the sun rises through the windows of their Great Room,

Daphne tears down the stairs -

DAPHNE:

I love you when you’re honest. *

-- and kisses him.

AARON:

While I was watching him there wasnothing he was doing that Icouldn’t physically do -- exceptfor that one thing on the floor. I

just wouldn’t have the courage toask you.

DAPHNE:

You don’t have to do every thingAldous did. But maybe one of thetwelve things.

121.

AARON:

Great. So let’s go do this -

DAPHNE:

I can’t do it now. I have some

kind of infection down there. I

hate that f***ing guy. It stingsso bad.

AARON:

I’m so sorry, baby.

Aaron hugs Daphne.

MRS. BINKS

(oddly touched)

Awww.

AARON:

So when should we do this?

DAPHNE:

I can have sex again in threeweeks.

AARON:

Three weeks is a long time from

now. It’ll give me time to preparementally.

INT. AARON AND DAPHNE’S BEDROOM - NIGHT *

CHYRON:
EXACTLY THREE WEEKS LATER.

A nervous looking Aaron looks at something.

AARON:

You sure you’re OK with this?

DAPHNE (O.S.)

For the third time, yes!

REVEAL Daphne is tied up.

AARON:

And you promise you won’t bethinking of Aldous while we’redoing it?

DAPHNE:

(probably lying)

I promise.

(MORE)

122.

DAPHNE (CONT'D)

(then)

Now let’s get going already!

Aaron PULLS OUT his Dustbuster.

EXT. AARON AND DAPHNE’S APARTMENT

We hear the drone of the vacuum cleaner and Daphne’s SHRIEKSof delight.

EXT. YOSEMITE - DAY

Aaron, Aldous, and Naples are hiking. As they hike, Aldous issucking down a sucrose gel pack.

ALDOUS:

I’m just incredibly grounded thesedays. Eight months clean. *

AARON:

That’s really great. I’m

impressed. And it’s so great tosee that you’ve reconnected with

your son.

NAPLES:

I’m not his son.

ALDOUS:

He’s just my mate. His dad’s

actually Hugh Grant. Who knew?

He’s staying with me for the month.

His mother’s kind of a W-H-O-R-E.

He sucks down another gel pack.

ALDOUS (CONT’D)

The point is I’m finally living theclean life we’re all meant to live

and it’s all because of you. Thank

you, Aaron, for pulling me backfrom the edge and showing me theway towards a healthy, safeexistence.

PULL BACK TO REVEAL they’re at the edge of a cliff.

ALDOUS (CONT’D)

Meet you both at the bottom!

Aldous straps on a backpack and BASE JUMPS OFF THE CLIFF.

Aaron and Naples watch him drift down.

123.

NAPLES:

At least he’s not on crack.

AARON:

This is better than crack?

NAPLES:

Kind of.

FADE OUT.

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