Ghost House

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- Somebody

f***ing help me!

No.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

- This vacation's

gonna be so amazing.

- Hey, you have driver?

Gogo best driver in Bangkok.

No it's okay, it's okay.

This way, this way.

Hey, you like Van?

- Gogo?

- Is this guy for real?

- Good music, good

music, new brake.

Hey where you go, where you go?

I take you fast, fast.

- Where?

I think it's, um--

- no.

- I, I don't know that.

- Show him.

- It's in our guide book.

We need to go there.

- Oh,

- uh, gogo!

- Okay.

- We're gonna die.

- Welcome to Thailand.

Got it?

- Gogo, what was he

doing with this house?

- Oh, this a ghost house.

Thai people, they give

present to the ghost,

make them happy.

Happy ghost stay in here,

and then they not

go in your home.

So good idea, keep ghost happy.

- Yeah?

Gotta keep those ghosts happy.

- No, no, no, it's okay, I do.

Oh hey, you have a guide?

Gogo the best.

- You ready, babe?

Ready?

- Yeah, let me help you.

Ya got it?

- Mm hmm.

- Oh, sorry, excuse me.

- It's no problem.

Well, the windows won't open.

Ah, this is worse than

a New York summer.

- You wanna turn back?

- No way, we did it.

- Yes we did.

- Hey, no, no, no,

I'm sticky, I'm gross.

- And kind of beautiful

and super sexy.

- I love this.

- Yeah, is that a, uh...

- I want that.

- Like a blessing stick?

- No.

- Jules, what about

this blessing stick?

How much you think

i can talk her down?

- Seriously?

Jim, that's disresp, come on.

Come on, Jesus.

- They put the dick

in the fish's mouth.

- You know Bangkok, in

thai we call krung thep

and krung thep

mean city of angel,

and you come all

the way to Thailand

and you've come to

Los Angeles again.

Oh, look at that, it a fat man.

He so fat.

People in Thailand

also eat McDonald,

and if you eat a lot,

sometime you get fat

just like America,

so we the same.

- Gogo, can you please

stop here please?

- Oh, okay, okay, okay.

- Where ya goin'?

- I'm just gonna

get a closer look.

One sec, okay?

Let go!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I can't read any of this.

- Neither can I.

- Oh man.

Jim.

- I love you, Julie,

for better or for worse.

Julie Marie Richardson,

will you be my wife?

- Yes.

- Here, try it on.

- Oh my god.

- Does it fit?

- It is so beautiful, it's--

- you like it?

- Yes.

Oh, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Oh, tomorrow morning I give

special tour for you, huh?

- Yeah, yeah sure.

- Thanks, gogo.

- Oh,

my card.

- Ahh.

Look how he spelled brake.

- It's a very nice hotel.

You two new to Bangkok?

- Yeah, just arrived

this morning.

- I'm sorry, I'm Robert.

- Ah, Jim.

- And this is bill.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- That's a fancy ring.

- Oh, thank you.

Jim just gave it to

me, we are engaged.

- Oh wow, congratulations.

Do you wanna join

us for a drink?

We'd be honored,

wouldn't we bill?

- Yeah, it'd be great.

- We would love to.

- Yeah, you know, we just...

- We insist.

You two should be toasted.

Besides, you know, we've

been around a while,

I'm sure we can

help, places to go,

things to do, and so on.

- We would love to.

- Yeah, maybe in a little while.

- Brilliant.

Well, we were just about to

go and grab a bite to eat,

so, why don't you

give us a bell.

Room 124, whenever you're ready.

- Lookin' forward to it.

- See ya later.

- You're mine forever.

- Oh yeah.

- So anyway, basically what

he was just sayin' earlier,

any price here, you half it.

That's the rule of thumb.

- Yeah, that's a

really nice one.

Your missus has got

some talent, Jim.

- In more ways than one.

- Mm, cheeky.

- You're not even looking.

Maybe if you read

up on the culture,

you'd see what I see.

- Hey, I've read up.

In fact, do you know why

you don't wanna

piss off the ghosts?

- The ghosts?

- Yeah, Julie loves

those ghost houses

they have everywhere.

She's freakin' obsessed.

- I'm listening.

- Apparently if the ghost

doesn't find a house,

it might just take up

residence in the living.

- Jesus, that'll

put a fright up ya.

- No, no, seriously, seriously,

that's the myth.

- You read that in a guidebook?

- Well gogo told me while

you were takin' pictures.

- Right.

I say we move to somewhere

a bit more lively.

What do you reckon?

- Let's go.

- Oh.

What's up with that?

- Bad luck to drop coins

on the floor here, mate.

Apparently the locals reckon

you're gonna lose a finger.

- Uh oh, you hear that, babe?

Keep an eye on these

for me, all right?

- Well, looks like

they're getting along.

- Yeah, well, Robert's

a pretty nice guy

when you get to know him.

When's the big day?

- Ah, we haven't set a date yet.

- Okay.

- It's all really new.

- Right.

- Are you married?

- Me, no, not me.

I think I'm better off

being on my own sometimes.

- What about Robert?

- Yeah, he has a girl.

- Guys.

You guys are not going in here.

- Darling, you have him

for the rest of your life.

- Just five minutes.

- Okay, yeah.

- Be right back.

- Are you not gonna go in?

- Nah, I've seen

more than enough.

I'll keep you company here.

- Thanks.

- To new friends.

- To new friends.

- As long as you've got

money in your wallet,

it's happy days.

- What'd she say?

- She wants you to buy a bottle.

Come on, you're not married

yet, one more drink.

- He's a lucky man, your fellow.

- Yeah, yeah he is.

- What about you, do you

ever let your hair down?

- What?

- I mean, like, your hair,

do you always wear

it up like that?

- I mean, my neck gets sweaty

but yes, I do let my

hair down.

- Show me.

Do you mind if I, let me,

just one second.

- Ah, it's probably messy.

- It looks good, it

looks much better.

- Thanks.

- Nice evening, huh?

- Where's Jim?

- He's just coming,

he's in the toilet.

You ready?

- Yeah, where to?

- Well, this isn't your

cup of tea, is it Julie?

- No.

- The good stuff

is in the country.

You love those

ghost houses, right?

I know somewhere where

the four of us can go

where it would blow your mind.

Come on, stand up, stand up.

- Okay.

- It is a wee bit of a

trek, but it's worth it.

We actually discovered

it by accident,

pulled up in the Van,

got out to take a piss,

and there it is,

just starin' at us.

- What was it?

- Well you're gonna have

to wait and see, ain't ya?

- Guys, come on,

we're just gonna

drive to the country right now?

- We have one time on

this planet, one time,

and our clock is tickin'.

Don't you wanna look

back at that and say,

f*** me, I had an adventure.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

All right, seriously,

i promise you

the most amazing photographs.

Okay?

- Okay, let's go!

- Hey, where are we going?

- Come on.

- Let's go, let's go,

- let's go, let's go!

- - Okay.

- Your chariot awaits.

After you, squad.

- Thank you.

- I'm not sure about this, mate.

She's a really nice girl.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm just gonna

rest my eyes for a second.

Where we goin', hotel?

- No, country.

- Country.

Julie, we barely

even know these guys.

- About an hour ago you

guys were best friends.

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