Ghost in a Teeny Bikini Page #2

Synopsis: Muffin Baker is the star of cheesy Hollywood films directed by her boyfriend, Ted Wood. A telegram informs her that her rich Uncle Cyrus has died, so she and Ted fly to Ravenswood Manor for the reading of the will. Her uncle's attorney, Archibald Weisenheimer, has designs on Cyrus's fortune for his daughter, the grasping Evilyn. In addition, the manor's manservant and maid hatch their own plan. Helping Muffin is the manor's ghost, the playful bikini-clad Tabitha. Can ghost and starlet best the Machiavellian machinations of maid, manservant, and majordomo? And what of Uncle's fortune? Is it really three million?
 
IMDB:
4.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2006
84 min
201 Views


in a place that's not helping!

Well it to the max

spark for Gavrilovo''''!

I have DIPA zombies, vampires Ripa

,

and bats are flying in the sky!

Appeared with female breasts,

big as the moon,

werewolf with bouffant hair!

I threw the spirit of a finger, said

I do not play the cross,

in a place that's not helping!

Well it to the max

spark for Gavrilovo''''!

Gavrilovo it, bazenii,

movie stars.

I've been here since then.

Sounded to me that I heard the front door.

Muffin, looking lovelier than ever!

Thank Areia.

This is my fiance, Ted.

Lovely to meet you fella!

Aribald Vajzenhajmer.

This must have been a terrible shock

.

It is to suddenly.

So I was told.

What happened?

Cleaned her his knife.

And he pulled the trigger.

How tragic!

Yes, the real horror...

to call my daughter.

Tata

You called?

- Yes, dear.

This is:
Ms. Baker

and her boyfriend.

Hi, Muffin!

Finally got here!

Ted, this is my daughter, Evelyn.

Hello, gorgeous!

It is readily excites.

Yes, but we're all family.

- Exactly!

I believe you have a lot of questions about the

property.

I think that brandy

chased the chill from your bones.

Prepare a guest room.

- Here Now.

Fjua is kuepaziteljka.

Maybe you're kueaziteljka.

Marsh, enter their luggage.

I make sure everything is ready.

- Master.

Right this way, we have many things to discuss

.

Fjua

Yes, sir Vajzenhajmer?

I want to help Mars in preparation

guest rooms.

I was thrilled.

And who would you be?

- Ted. Ted Wood.

Mr. Ted. Ted Wood.

What you like to be the sheet?

Implicated? (Firmly)

- Yes, it implicated.

So implicated (tough)... I can hardly stand?

Well, implicated in the bottom but a little

protruding at the top.

I fully understand Mr. Wood.

Big up and down close.

Urediu...

It comes from divorced families.

- Well, somebody has to be re-educate.

But, to pour brandy...

You probably want a slim,

is it Ted?

No, I'm fine.

I'll take one Ted thin...

Are you sure you can?

This is no small thing...

Well, as soon as get my hands on it,

just have to swallow...

through the mouth and through the gums,

drink in the stomach tresni.

O God...

Another lousy joke...

and has everything to kill you.

How many times have I told you I

so no sneaking?

I'm sorry, old habit.

Yeah, well, stop and come here

to help me with the sheet.

Now, when the muffin and when will

will be read,

Do you know what that means?

- No.

What does that mean?

Do not know how they read?

No

This means that you and I should

join forces as never before.

Yes, you're absolutely right.

I need to come up with a plan.

Cruel, vile plan.

The plan natplanjuje plan,

that they are planning.

Confusing me, I can not think that

.

Okay honey, dropped me sad,

but only quickly.

When a cat does,

mice will play.

They definitely make a shambles.

Clever mind would come up to

bit to take part in such an action.

I'm not a long time...

I wonder if someone out there wanted me

...

Thank you! I knew that

the same thinking.

I understand that you...

oseajno baby Evelyn. I feel that the

your share in this dangerous work

Crucial to the overall success of

.

What do you want to do, daddy?

- Way to go...

I think we need to podvuemo

line between Ted and Muffin,

and you've got the quality to do so.

I know exactly what you need and how to.

As soon as it zabalaveo for you,

moiu to finish that zinulu muffin.

Feel free to leave everything to me.

If only I could

clone this girl.

Can I help you?

I am Madame Zola.

Notice of me.

Came you Madame Zola, sir.

Excellent.

Let's do this.

I suppose you're wondering why

're all here.

I do not wonder.

Of course

Your Uncle Sajlus left specific instructions on how to...

and when the property will be divided.

One of these conditions is to establish a session

,

to contact his spirit.

Last time.

Session? That's just great.

I always knew there was a ghost in the house...

invisible force...

touching... feelings...

iljkanje.

I really believe in ghosts.

In the end, I invited Madame Zola,

-known media, to allow the session.

So that we can begin, and

get the job done on the first try.

I understand, you do not believe in the world of spirits

Mr. Vajzenhajmer?

I've never seen anything that convinces me otherwise

,

but Sajlusove

instructions on this issue are clear.

Keep moving.

All join hands, please.

If any doubt, there's a ghost in the house

'' in'' Gavrilov.

Informed me of his presence

more after my arrival...

for my power, as well as the media.

Spirits! In Gavrilov?

Not that rare.

- Muffin.

I'm a rarity.

This house is possessed...

but by whom?

Invite disembodied.

The unknown.

Behind the dream of eternal...

I hope there is no

Piggy Prasi. - Evelyn, quietly.

Sorry dad.

I'm trying to make contact with the spirit

Sajlus Davenport.

Sajluse! Are you there?

Of course not.

He's dead!

A, and where did you get that outfit?

The gypsy fair?

Sajluse!

If you're here, give us a sign!

I'll give you a sign, as yet.

Do you feel the spirit?

- Very possible.

Look at him.

Grins like a fool!

O my God!

What's he doing?

Silence!

Spirit is trying to tell us something.

Watch.

I think it's haunted.

Useless.

Is there a ghost of the dead but of the

Sajlus Davenport.

Some tumultuous spirit.

Yes, of course.

End of the show.

Can we go from here?

Daddy, are you okay?

Please help me in the kitchen.

You know more about these

Avetinja than you're letting on.

I've heard all the stories.

But who would believe me?

I would. There's one thing I know for sure

.

This house is haunted,

rotten from head to toe.

This house is haunted.

Escaped wish I

I were you.

Spirit will catch you napping,

I'll kill you if you wish.

This house is haunted.

This house is haunted.

There is no other way.

This house is haunted.

I do not want to stay another

one day.

This house is haunted.

Rotten from head to toe.

This house is haunted.

Escaped wish I

I were you.

Spirit will catch you napping,

I'll kill you if you wish.

This house is haunted.

The story of several years ago, before

60 to be accurately.

There was a lot of laughter and debauchery.

- Lewdness?

Yes, debauchery.

Mr. Sajlus at that time had

beautiful mistress.

She was young, and her name was Tabitha.

I like it

to wear tight bikinis?

Duh?

The tight bikini?

Now I know why

is hard to believe these stories.

. Sajlus always said that

chest cold is a killer.

Because it had a really big... and

.

Just had them.

Is a pity that he died young

and had a long life ahead of you.

But why? Why would her spirit

haunted house?

They say they did not have the opportunity to experience the

full extent of their femininity.

Mr. Sajlus was old even

at that time.

Now her horny ghost

wandering these halls.

Seeking a way to fulfill their desires

otherworldly.

Now that's just netano

smashed, sir.

If only there was a way to redirect

her spirit...

You can

relieve the suffering of her spirit.

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Fred Olen Ray

Fred Olen Ray (born September 10, 1954) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, actor, and cinematographer. He is the producer, director, and screenwriter of low to medium-budget feature films in many genres, including horror, science fiction, action/adventure, softcore sex films and crime dramas. He has also produced a few feature films for a family audience. Many of his early productions appeared at drive-in theaters and inner-city grindhouses, when those outlets for low-budget films were still significant. Some of Ray's productions have received theatrical releases. Most of his current output, however, is released directly to DVD or appears on cable television channels such as Showtime, Cinemax, and HBO. Ray has directed over a hundred films and is still going strong. Ray is the head of Retromedia, which releases DVDs of both his own productions and archival films. He has also worked for other well-known independent studios and on a few occasions for major Hollywood studios. He is also cited as an inspiration for many independent film-makers. He loaned a 16 mm camera to Quentin Tarantino so he could make My Best Friend's Birthday.Aside from the film industry, Fred Olen Ray is also a professional wrestler. His wrestling name is Fabulous Freddie Valentine. more…

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