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Synopsis: Muffin Baker is the star of cheesy Hollywood films directed by her boyfriend, Ted Wood. A telegram informs her that her rich Uncle Cyrus has died, so she and Ted fly to Ravenswood Manor for the reading of the will. Her uncle's attorney, Archibald Weisenheimer, has designs on Cyrus's fortune for his daughter, the grasping Evilyn. In addition, the manor's manservant and maid hatch their own plan. Helping Muffin is the manor's ghost, the playful bikini-clad Tabitha. Can ghost and starlet best the Machiavellian machinations of maid, manservant, and majordomo? And what of Uncle's fortune? Is it really three million?
 
IMDB:
4.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2006
84 min
201 Views


I may be wrong, but...

here everything starts to be interesting.

Sorry to bother

eternal sleep, Uncle Sajluse.

But...

Uncle Sajlus swallowed

key for safekeeping!

Pretty ingenious.

Genius, Yep.

But without blemish? No.

- Vajzenhajmer!

I knew that if I

long enough to follow, you'll take me

right to the treasure.

You've been watching me? Secretly?

All Time?

- Sorry.

Now, sit down, percussion.

You did me a

you happy man, Muffin.

Never

You will not get away with this!

We have already cut

brakes on your car.

When I kill you, only we

and a nice push off a cliff.

With all the car.

Enough with the complicated reima!

Since then my head hurts!

- Do not worry.

It's going to be over very quickly.

This is the part where

spoil their evil plans.

I cleared it.

That's the spirit! - Nonsense.

Ghosts do not exist.

Then what is it?

Oh, please!

Please do not hurt me!

I killed Sajlusa Davenport

and tried to kill Muffin,

I'm terrible human being!

I am not worthy of respect

decent people, but the wrong company!

I am a product of my

privileged upbringing!

Okay we heard a lot of confessions.

Let's nice now to orku,

where you will not be able to einis evil.

Yes, keep me.

Put me in a nice dry a cell.

Thank you officer.

- OK Mr. consequences.

I do not worry about women.

Tripped on tits and we got her.

Will not be any problems.

Let me help you

to remove trash.

Okay boy, here we go.

I need a little bit to explain.

I'm sorry for everything I did.

And now that you're dangerously rich,

if you can forgive me?

Well, I have my own

little recognition.

Really?

I f***ed a dead girl.

I liked it.

Licking her? - No, I'm

liked, but I was licked.

Either way, I forgive you!

Do you brush your teeth?

- Of course.

Then it's fine.

Thank you.

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Fred Olen Ray

Fred Olen Ray (born September 10, 1954) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, actor, and cinematographer. He is the producer, director, and screenwriter of low to medium-budget feature films in many genres, including horror, science fiction, action/adventure, softcore sex films and crime dramas. He has also produced a few feature films for a family audience. Many of his early productions appeared at drive-in theaters and inner-city grindhouses, when those outlets for low-budget films were still significant. Some of Ray's productions have received theatrical releases. Most of his current output, however, is released directly to DVD or appears on cable television channels such as Showtime, Cinemax, and HBO. Ray has directed over a hundred films and is still going strong. Ray is the head of Retromedia, which releases DVDs of both his own productions and archival films. He has also worked for other well-known independent studios and on a few occasions for major Hollywood studios. He is also cited as an inspiration for many independent film-makers. He loaned a 16 mm camera to Quentin Tarantino so he could make My Best Friend's Birthday.Aside from the film industry, Fred Olen Ray is also a professional wrestler. His wrestling name is Fabulous Freddie Valentine. more…

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