Ghostumentary Page #5

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little bit of that too. - So the ovilus starts

spewing out random words. - [Blond Lady] Sultry, are you a woman? - [Dawn] No it's a man. - And apparently there

was a ghost behind her. - [Blonde Lady] If you want

to show us, digging it said. - [Dawn] It's right behind

us, right behind me. - [Blonde Lady] Are you behind her? - [Dawn] I'm stuck here with you. - [Blonde Lady] It said cleansing. - [Dawn] I don't want to cleanse. I don't want to cleanse

you, unless you want me to. Hey Jim can you come and

sit next to me right now? - Jim would you like to cuddle Dawn? - [Dawn] I wouldn't mind a cuddle. At least it didn't say you're horny. - [Blonde Lady] Jim, Jim. - It's like the ghost is Steven Hawking. - [Blonde Lady] We're

now in phonetic mode. - [Dawn] I'm not that unattractive. Come sit with me. Who's down here, Bill are you down here? - [Bill] I'm down here. - [Dawn] Are you believing yet or not? - [Bill] All I'm doing is trying to capture everything I

can, that's my best bet. - [Dawn] That's a narrow yes. - [Bill] That's a I

haven't figured it out yet. When you start hearing worlds like, - [Brunette Man] We're trying to contact-- we know you can use those. Come over here, don't

mind all that screaming. - [Dawn] No, okay so I'm here - [Brunette Man] Automatic. Well that's a very unusual name. More talking, fiddle. Did you play the fiddle. - [Dawn] Are you a crazy fiddle player, or part of a band and a banjo? - You realize this is about

as random as it's gonna get. And we call it a night. - Ovilus voice box. We may as well get this

one as perfect as we can. Ovilus vice box, created by retired electronic

engineer Bill Chappell. The ovilus voice box convert

environment readings, electromagnetic frequencies,

temperatures, etc to real words and phonetic responses. The device contains a database of over 500 stored sounds, words, and syllables. Users combine environmental readings with the word database to receive audible responses which generally

come one word at a time. There is no scientific proof, the validity of the the ovilus. - Dawn comes walking upstairs with her spirit box and starts screaming at it. - Do we have anybody here tonight? (static crackling) I can't hear. Can you hear it? Did that say ugly? I hope you didn't call me

ugly, it's gonna piss me off. You're saying yes three times. - [Bill] Can't figure it out? what is that? - You have to listen to it. That's what you're getting. - That's not right, no way, no way. Party is okay, party is okay. That was a male voice

that just came through. Look I'm old and tired and going to bed early so give me a name. (pacman music) - [Sean] If anybody else wants to tell a story they can crawl in bed. - Okay, so we are not. - I don't want you to smell my feet. - So the story goes like this. - We get settled in for

our delicious pizza and-- - Which was very delicious. - It was so good.

- [Sean] It was good pizza - I was happy with it. - Dawn begins to yell. - First she asked, so do you believe yet? - Do you need to go down

to the basement by herself? - What was it? An hour an a half.

- [Sean] An hour an a half. - I'm not going going to smell your feet. - I can smell them. - Oh, you're a weenie, you're

scared to death, no balls. - So the only reason I was able to go is cause you actually stood up and started pointing at her and talking to her too. And I was like 'cuse me. - That was good. - You guys talk, I'm gonna put

socks on cause my feet smell. - Yes they do. - Our plan for the evening,

wish was going to be an extensive investigation of the brewery is now out the window, but this

does not discount this trip. I did have experiences at the Union Brewery in the basement

and stinky with the donkey. Back up the pack, the

Union Brewery is haunted. - I had fat sticking out. - Bill you know what? - I have to edit that out,

my fat stomach sticking out. - You know what you

should do is you should go back to the brewery and spend a half and hour in the basement by yourself. - I, first of all Dawn would be there. And I would kill myself and

then I would haunt the place. - So it's a win-win. We've got, will you come back

and say I'm Bill, I'm a ghost. - Get on the speaker box

and I'll have a station that'll play all the top 10 ghost hits. Is this Lady Gaga, I heard

your name said on here. Actually I want to get, we're going to do a quick shot of Austin

sitting in the barber chair cause his chair, his jacket matches. He'll be camoed in to the chair. Here we go. Does it turn? Okay that's it, done. After Virginia City, I realized that if you want to see a ghost,

you're gonna see a ghost. - A couple of things

happened to me personally in Virginia City that made

me believe a little bit more. But a lot of things also made

me a little more skeptical than I was going into this. - I actually left Virginia City believing ghosts less than I did before. - On leaving Virginia City

we realized a few things. First of all we realized, we didn't really know what we were doing. - We were barely scratching the surface of what we wanted to do with this film. - But we were interested in

learning more and figuring out how to do this the correct way. - We wanted more. - I think we just needed more experience. - I mean are we really

investigating correctly? - We were sure we even

knew what a ghost was? - [Bill] Okay what's a ghost? - A ghost is a soul, and

your soul wants you die. - I don't know what a ghost it. - Once you're dead you

turn into someone else. - So assuming that you

do believe in ghost. - Yeah. - What exactly is a ghost? - I think a ghost is someone who doesn't realize they're dead. - I don't know it's like someone else in the room but you can barely see it. - Probably a spirit that is stuck here after the person's body is dead. - Most of my knowledge comes from the cartoons like Scooby Doo. - You know that's always usually just a guy though in a mask. - Yep. - The whole time. - Unmasked. - It's like a really angry guy, so. - If it wasn't for those kids we would have gotten away with it. - We'll both stand close to him, that way. How many, yeah it looks

like Sean ate four cameras. - The word ghost is not actually what we typically use in

parapsychology cause in many cultures it has different

flavors, different meanings. But most people in the

United States would take the word ghost to mean

someone who has died or has come back or who stuck

around after their death. We would use the word apparition for that. It's an older term but it

actually is a little bit cleaner than ghost because

it doesn't have the same cultural or cross-cultural

connotations to it. The apparition or ghost in that case, would be someone's consciousness, personality, spirit, mind, soul, whatever you want to call it that survives the death of the body and is still here. Typically has not moved on

to wherever it is they go, but is still here and is

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