Ghostumentary Page #9

Synopsis: 4 film makers set up on a humorous quest to see if there really are ghosts. Eight months, five states, multiple locations, and interviews with the most respected names in the paranormal fields...have their opinions changed? Did they capture anything paranormal?
 
IMDB:
4.7
Year:
2015
108 min
24 Views


respected our roots, where ghost hunting came from. For me, I like where

it's going as to becoming more scientific, more

equipment's coming out there. But I will never forget

our roots and I always have respect for those who have been doing this a lot longer than I have. - So Ross brought up a

name that we kept hearing and it was Professor Loyd Auerbach. - I was lucky enough to be

introduced to a man named Renny, who actually had worked

with this professor before. - So at that point we

knew that if we were ever going to attain Jedi

level, we needed Yoda. - Super nervous, so we're

calling Loyd Auerbach from the Rhine Institute,

the Winbridge Institute, he's the director for the office of paranormal investigations. He's kind of a big deal. What do I go, Professor Aeurbach. - [Sean] You're basically talking to the Brett Favre of paranormal investigations. - I know, ugh. (phone ringing) - [Voiceover] Hi this is Loyd. So yeah, he's excited. We are going to San Francisco to meet with his majesty,

the president of ghosts. That's what he is. (clapping) - I had to stay in Boise, while everyone else went to San Francisco

because I had to adult. Be my girl, can't you take things You love and leave the rest behind I know you think, you're (car revving) - We've decided to scrap Ghostementary and we're going with the

remake of Magnum P.I. - What's Magnum P.I? (laughing) - You're dead to us. You are no superhero's girl You are no superhero's girl You are no superhero's girl You are no superhero's girl You are no, you are no (record scratching) - I want to throw up. - [Bill] Why are you gonna throw up? - I don't know, it was probably

those baby octupus, octopi. - [Bill] Is it octopus, octopussy. - Octopushwa. (speaking foreign language0 Fish? (speaking foreign language) - What? - We finally got to go and

meet Professor Loyd Aeurbach. We drove to Lafayette,

California and went to his office at the HCH Institute where

he was gracious enough to give us pretty much an entire afternoon of his expertise and brilliance. - Okay, I'm Loyd Aeurbach, I'm a professor at John F Kennedy University, Atlantic University, and an

instructor at HCH Institute which is where we are right now. I'm a parapsychologist,

I have a master's degree in parapsychology going way, way back and have been around the

field for over 35 years. Actually a lot longer than that. I've been an investigator,

mostly an educator but I've also been involved

somewhat in research in a number of different places. I'm on the board of director

at the Rhine Research Center. I'm president of the

Forever Family Foundation. I'm an advisor to the Windbridge Institute and the Forever Family Foundation and I'm also a professional

magician and mentalist. So I've got the other side

of things covered as well. Written a whole bunch of books, what else would you like me to talk about. - [Bill] That's it. - I can keep going if you want. - No that's good. He just told us the coolest stuff. I think what led me

into parapsychology was mystery, so I'd watch shows

like the Twilight Zone, and One Step Beyond and

Topper which was probably hugely influential on me. The fact is that neuroscience

is going in one direction to understand consciousness,

other folks are going in a different direction in

the sciences to understand consciousness, physics goes

in a different direction. There is no agreed upon definition. You can't rule it out, until you rule out that consciousness has a

presence outside the body. You have those correlations,

you rarely ever get high magnetic field with ghosts around unless you're like getting the ghost to walk right in front of you. And it's the same with EVP is the phrasing that comes through

has to be very clear otherwise it really shouldn't count. Sheepgoat effect is

actually one of the most repeatable affects of parapsychology outside of ESP experiences. I wouldn't watch a do-it-yourself show and then go out and hang

a shingle as a plumber because plumbers have to be licensed, they go through journeyman training, they do a lot of stuff and I think that certain ghost hunters

that used to be plumbers would be very upset if anybody did that. - He was amazing. - One of the locations that

he brought up in the interview was the Moss Beach Distillery

down along the coast. - I have certainly favorite locations, I have two favorite locations. One is the Moss Beach Distillery, which is a restaurant I've

been working with since 1991. One of the reasons it's my favorite, well the food's great, the view's great. I love going down there to the coast but more importantly

I've had, from the first time I was there, the

ghost was cooperative. - [Bill] Angela where are we? - [Angela] We are at the

Moss Beach Distillery. - [Sean] You've got to talk to the camera. - Where'd you go? (laughing) Apparently it's a pretty hot spot. - [Sean] Car! - [Angela] For ghosts. Game off. - [Sean] Game on. - Thank you. See my mustache? - No you're good. They let us come in, they let us film, they let us do interviews. They were wonderful. - At one point we're were

at dinner and my hand got so freezing cold, now

where I'm sitting to the table, the Sun is jut glaring in on

me and Sean couldn't feel it. And then all of a sudden

he did feel it and it moved around behind him to his

back and had left me. So we went downstairs

and we were able to get an interview and film and we tried to do an EVP session but it's a restaurant obviously with music and

things and that really wasn't going so well, but

we were able to talk to some people and get their

experiences with the blue lady. We were filming the hostess. - And she told stories of electrical happenings in that area

and how things light up. - And both of the boys

cameras just drained. - My battery and his battery

was full when we got here. I barely been filming. When we were setting up,

put a brand new full battery in and in the short time we were inside. - Completely drained batteries. We go upstairs right by the entrance dead. - But I also love the USS Hornet, that's another, the aircraft carrier, I do love going there as well because there's a lot of ghost there. - So now under the

guidance of his majesty, professor Loyd Aeurbach. - We learned some things. - We were going to use this

newly received knowledge to go out and conduct

a proper investigation. - We learned that the last

thing we should be doing, is investigating like every

other ghost show on television. (scary music) (electric screaming) - The ghost shows from

entertainment perspective, if you like that if you

find them entertaining that's what they're supposed to be. They're supposed to be entertaining. If you find them entertaining, great. if you are watching them

to learn your craft, get a life. - Don't film with the lights off. - Because no one in science does an investigation in the dark. That came straight out

of TV, that was because of Sony Nightshot cameras, if it were not nightshot cameras ghost hunters would not be working in the dark guaranteed. - It's important to work with a psychic. - I'd work with a really

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