Ghoul Page #2

- Ooh!

- Ooh!

Guys...

Hi. I'm here. I'm a ghost.

Hi.

No, it say no.

It's yes and no.

And this is also...

Thank God we have

a translator here.

- What's wrong?

- No, it's okay.

Inna says this is not the right

time to do this right now.

Maybe we can do it tomorrow

because today is bad day.

See, I told you every Russian

can do that.

Why don't we interview Tolja,

you know?

Boris never showed up.

We need to interview someone,

right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Let's interview him.

Let's find out who ate him.

No, really,

it's a bad day today.

- I would not want to do this.

- Come on!

You don't want

to translate for us?

Hey, put both of them on there

or it doesn't work.

- My God.

- That's the rules.

You are the sexiest

translator ever.

You're the sexiest

ghost translator

I have ever seen in my life.

Put it on, put it on.

All right.

Concentrate.

Tolja's on 'cause it'd be

somebody who's been eaten.

I guess he hasn't talked

to anybody in a long time.

Whoa!

Okay, seriously,

seriously this time.

Seriously. Shh!

Our entire documentary depends,

depends on this.

Right, right, so then I've got

the first question.

All right.

Now, when they ate you,

did they eat you raw

or did they deep-fry your ass?

Hey, Ethan.

Ethan.

Dude, wake up.

Hey, hey.

Dude, good job.

Man.

What?

Hey.

So wait a second.

So Inna is saying

that Valeriy is dead?

That is a great way

to start the morning.

She saying that Valeriy

is not going to come back

because he's dead.

He was killed by the spirit

that we awoke last night.

We must recall the spirit,

otherwise no one can

leave this place.

And we definitely cannot

flip over the glass

because one of us will die.

Would you just stop with

the ghost stories already?

I mean, we heard enough

from Valeriy last night, okay?

All right, listen,

everything's gonna be fine.

Let me try calling Valeriy again

and see if I can

get ahold of him, okay?

Valeriy's not picking up.

It's his voice-mail.

You know what?

I'm gonna have some vodka.

- What?

- You can't touch the glass,

and she was saying

that your elder brother

wouldn't be so stupid.

How does she know about

my older brother?

You're f***ing crazy.

Fine, I won't touch

the glass, okay?

No touch.

Happy?

So he's gonna charge us

$800 for a cab? He's nuts.

That's more expensive than

London. That's ridiculous.

Yes, but it's hundred kilometers

from Charkoc,

which is the closest we can get.

And as well, he wants

half of his money in advance,

so he wouldn't come here

empty-handed.

Well, of course he does.

He probably thinks it's a joke.

Not many people book cabs

from the middle of the woods.

How do we know he's not just

gonna take the money and run

like Valeriy did?

Maybe I can ask

my friend Sasha from Kiev.

Maybe we will pay him for

the gas, and he will come here.

It's like 400 kilometers.

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good.

Right, Ryan? That's good.

Sure. Can you call him?

Yup.

Okay, he can make it today,

but he can be here tomorrow

by the afternoon.

Tomorrow? Sh*t.

I mean, what else

are we gonna do?

Maybe Boris and Valeriy

will come back by then.

What?

What else are we gonna do?

I don't know.

God.

When we get into the house,

I want you to interview Inna.

- Why?

- I don't know.

We could do something

about, like,

Ukrainian culture

and superstition.

- It might be good.

- That's ridiculous.

She's a complete crazy person.

So here are the marks

from the tires

where Valeriy must have left.

We came here to shoot a pilot

for a documentary series

about cannibals

of the 20th century,

hoping that the funding could

get us all over the world.

As of now, we have sh*t.

And if it keeps going this way,

it's gonna end up on YouTube

like all my other crap.

F***.

So here in Ukraine,

a lot of people

are very superstitious still,

and they believe in psychics.

And we actually have

one of them here, Inna,

who believes

that we are trapped here

by some sort of evil ghost

or spirit, isn't that right?

You think there is

an evil spirit or ghost

in the room with us?

She was saying that you just

continue making your movie,

but you have to listen to her.

And the spirit we invoked

last night is still here,

and we have to get rid of him,

otherwise we will

all be trapped here.

Okay. And now why

should we believe you?

I mean, me, for instance,

I don't believe in ghosts.

I just think that

the dead are dead,

and they can't hurt anyone.

Some of them can hurt you.

What does she mean?

You wouldn't understand

because you think she's crazy.

Well, why don't you

just convince me?

I'm listening.

Inna says that, um...

you are not able

to have children,

and that you don't want to have

anyone to know about this.

Okay, and how do you

know about that?

Is that true?

How did she know that?

I have no idea.

I only found that out last week.

I don't want Ryan to know yet.

I just haven't...

It hasn't been the right time

to tell him, okay?

So can you just, um...

Can you erase that tape, please?

Yeah, sure. Are you okay?

So none of that stuff from Inna

was any good?

No, no, no, it was...

She's just a fake, you know?

It doesn't make any sense.

Maybe we could do it again.

No, I don't think there's

a point doing it again.

I can't tie this.

- Guys, you gotta come in here.

- What's he talking about?

- You gotta watch this!

- Let's go check it out.

Ryan, you weren't shooting in

the attic last night, were you?

- No. Why?

- Look at this.

Well, somebody must have

shot it on the camera.

Look, I know that you're trying

to make things more interesting,

but I'm not buying it.

Jenny, I said it wasn't me,

all right?

I can go with you, if you want.

No, it's fine.

This is weird. Hey, guys,

the jacket and boots are gone.

Be careful.

Boris might get you.

That's not funny if it's true.

Stupid light.

Whoa!

What the...

Are you okay?

Ethan, you've gotta look

at yesterday's footage.

The case is gone.

My God.

What are you doing?

You can't do this.

All you think about is money.

You bastard.

Why don't you just say it?

I suppose you

and your whole family...

I'm done with you.

You done with me?

You will starve,

you and your whole family.

Where are you going?

You cannot leave until

we get rid of the spirit.

You will not go.

I won't let you go.

I'm going to bring Boris.

You b*tch. You'll be sorry.

Jesus Christ.

She's really crazy.

And she just curse him.

No, wait.

That doesn't make sense.

I don't remember anything

about that.

Do you guys?

Did they put something

in our drink?

Who could do this?

Well, who was in charge

of the alcohol?

Valeriy.

Valeriy was in charge of that.

He bought it.

These are your friends.

What... What's going on?

I don't know. I was with you.

That doesn't say anything.

I mean, so was she.

This isn't making sense, man.

Inna was in the kitchen.

She was cooking.

She was the only one

that wasn't around.

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