Ginger and Cinnamon Page #5

- There's a real man.

- No, I doubt he beats women.

He's just the cheating type.

How awful!

He cheated on her!

They've been at it for 20 minutes!

- Did he cheat on her?

- They can, why can't I?

Did he cheat on her or not?

I don't know, I didn't ask.

You're still here?

Go find out!

Knock it off!

I can't believe you sleep all day

and I sleep at night.

You should have come

with someone your own age!

Get moving!

- I found out.

- He cheated?

Affirmative.

I think cheating is morally wrong.

People shouldn't cheat...

but now that we've analyzed

the entire situation,

I'd say the b*tch deserved it.

Poor girl!

- You wanna hear?

- Yes!

He did it with an ex-ex.

- Two girlfriends ago.

- Then she's a double b*tch!

They couldn't see each other because

b*tch number 1 wouldn't let them.

Of course!

It's easy to screw an ex because

you've already done it!

Can I continue?

He sees this ex-ex again

and old memories

resurface in him.

- And they had sex.

- No! Way worse!

What could be worse?

They spent the whole night

wrapped in each other's arms

crying and solving unresolved things.

The next morning they were healed.

Healed by love!

IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME

Disgusting!

IF WE GOT BACK TOGETHER,

I WOULD:

That's it! I'm getting rid of this.

Voice mail is the most useless thing

in the world!

Andrea is with that sex bomb

and hasn't left any messages!

No more wrinkle-free cream or medicines!

You can have all my hidden chocolate!

Here.

Diets are against nature.

From now on I'm eating and drinking!

It isn't food that makes you fat,

it's guilt!

I'm tired of hearing

"it makes you look younger"!

- You're going nuts.

- No, I'm normal now.

This cake made me realize it.

I like it better than Andrea's!

Now go tell Aeneas he wasted years

on the wrong person.

It's time to start over and live!

- I'm gonna do it.

- Go.

- I'm taking your chocolate.

- Okay.

- I'm going to eat it.

- Sure.

It makes you lose weight.

But half a piece

is even less fattening.

Your relationship totally sucked.

She was all anal

and tried to change you.

She was clueless about your creativity

and hated your friends.

She was jealous about your ex's.

I hope I'm not going overboard,

but you wasted years on someone

who wasn't all that.

You are such a honey!

Isn't all that chocolate...

Fattening?

No. Because I don't feel guilty.

Aeneas was all:

"What are we doing tonight?"

I'm no longer a potato head,

I'm a human girl!

- So?

- What's going to happen?

Whatever happens, happens.

Don't you get it, it's a royal mess!

I'll look like a total loser

with the guy I'm in love with!

Oh my God, I'm in love!

We should have done it before.

You're coming too!

Are you crazy?

It's your responsibility,

I'm a minor!

You want to rebel and expect me

to give you permission?

I've quit mothering people.

Look what happened with Andrea!

Now he's screwing the sex bomb!

If you're ready, do it.

This is your problem.

So like, my heart will guide me?

Something will guide you

but it won't be your heart.

- A different organ?

- Yes.

- A sex organ?

- Guess so.

What's our song?

You wanna come up?

You didn't bring anything to drink!

- What do you want?

- An orgasm. If they have it.

- What do you wanna do?

- Let's mosh.

I'm not uncomfortable

talking about sex with you.

What do you want to talk about?

- Duration.

- All right, duration.

I bet the guys you've had

all had that problem.

- Yes.

- See?

It's not their fault.

It was because

they were inexperienced.

Sex is being aware,

experimenting and exploring.

I finally found my own method.

What?

Breathe in your chakra?

- What?

- It's tantric sex.

- You like tantric sex?

- Of course!

I don't.

It's like studying extinct languages,

Latin or Greek.

I worked out my own method.

When the situation...

gets critical,

I focus on Richie Cunningham's mom.

Then the system shuts down.

When the situation

in my other half cools down,

I change channels in my head again.

To see what's there.

There's always a game show.

And then ready, set, go!

I don't feel well.

I'm going back to my tent.

Goodnight.

Goodnight?

What's this?

So Werther...

doesn't kill himself

because of love,

but because of lack of love.

It even says it in the preface!

Anyway, it has a bad ending!

At least he found love.

There are more important things

than books.

Help, I can't hold back!

Something is taking control of me!

I have to dance!

- All the photocopies...

- What photocopies?

Oh my God,

what's happening to me?

If I can kiss you,

then I'm capable of anything!

Thanks a lot!

Here.

Goodnight.

I'm in love with you.

Are we going to have sex now?

Oh my God, Aeneas is dead!

Slow down, you're hurting me!

Stop it!

He's in there.

You look, I'll freak out.

What is it?

- Tell me you didn't do it!

- You said you wouldn't care.

- Tell me you didn't do it!

- No, we just kissed!

- Get her out of here.

- No, let go of me!

Will you chill?

Oh, f*** off!

I get the point!

Is he okay, is he dead?

No, he's better off than both of us.

- He's cute, isn't he?

- He's all right.

Sometimes people aren't

what they seem.

Not today!

Is it possible that all your life

you think you're a certain way,

then suddenly you find out

people think you're something else?

What are you really like?

What you feel inside

or how other people see you?

How other people see you.

The majority always rules.

Wish me happy birthday.

I'm 15 today!

Do you want a cake?

Chocolate,

ginger and cinnamon okay?

What's wrong?

Being 15 trips me out.

I'm like halfway to being you!

Why aren't you talking?

Are you embarrassed

about passing out?

Yeah, right.

- Nothing would have happened.

- We kissed.

- We did?

- Yes.

- It doesn't mean anything.

- It does so!

Make a decision.

Yes or no!

You won't decide

or you decided no?

I decided no.

- Why not?

- Because I said so.

You're still thinking about your ex!

But we totally ruined her!

I'm totally wasting time with you.

You're probably anal too!

I bet you fold your clothes

before you have sex!

This was a present for you!

Ginger and cinnamon.

This freedom thing

was a misconception.

When you claimed I was holding back

your freedom I was actually...

I was doing it for your own good!

If you get this message, call me.

I'm in los, Cyclades.

Greece.

This crazy teenager island.

Write this number.

Hotel Panorama.

You can call collect.

Are you not answering

because you're screwing Silvia?

He changed his mind

from one day to the next!

I'm sure he has his reasons.

Hopefully you'll never find out why.

He's probably already left the island.

I won't ever know why,

he's a coward.

The b*tch doesn't know he cheated.

- Stop calling her a b*tch.

- Why?

Because I said so.

Oh my God, it's him!

- He's gonna see how old I am!

- Just eat your candles!

Happy Birthday!

Well?

You look cool in the shirt I got you!

I'm Pippo.

Stefania, this is Aeneas.

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