Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy Page #3

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What happened to you?

Why are you sweating?

Maybe it's because I came from running?

Running from someone?

Of course not!

You're my twin. So I know

if you did something wrong.

Whatever I did, I did that for you.

Sir, the gay shoplifter is back.

Oh...

Excuse me...

Yes?

Oh my! Tall girl.

Are you a supermodel or something?

Yes, before.

What happened?

It's a career move.

Okay.

Do you have this on silver? Size 8.

Yes, we have.

Can I have one, please?

Okay, sure.

Oh! You left half of your body!

I told you, it's a career move!

I thought she's tall.

- Here is the one.

- Thank you. This is really pretty.

Where's the partner?

Yu said, "Can I have one?"

What if I hit you with this shoe?

Of course this has a partner!

That's really you!

I remember that face! You're the thief!

Say what?

And you even thought of disguising?

You even put pepper on your upper lip!

And blonde hair?

- What are you talking about?

- Miss, may I invite you?

You mean, like, a date?

I'm sorry, I don't think so.

- Let's go.

- Catch her!

Get your dirty hands off me!

Bring her to the office!

I did not shoplift!

I know my right and I know that

I have the right to remain silent...

because everything that I say might be

used against me under the court of law.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Ma'am, the reason why

we invited you here...

is because of your

shoplifting charges the other day.

Shoplifting?

I haven't seen a single item in this mall

that's even worthy of looking at...

and you dare accuse me of shoplifting?

And look at me.

Do I look like a shoplifter?

I'm a supermodel in the States.

You know, just settle this with us...

because we have strong

evidence against you.

Aside from pictures,

we also captured you on CCTV.

Roll VTR.

That is not me!

That's my twin!

Don't make me look stupid.

I'm not making you look stupid.

I'm making you look stupid

if I ask you to comb your hair.

What I'm saying is that's not me.

That's my twin!

So what's the story?

You're twins born on a boat.

Then a storm came, and one of you

was blown away to the US...

and the other to the Visayas.

Is that it?

Beautiful! Great!

Yes! That's my story.

You, what's your story?

You're triplets?

The other one is a matchstick...

and the other is a cotton bud?

And your father is

a laundry soap endorser.

And your grandfather is a host

of a showbiz-oriented talk show?

What? Tell me! I know a lot about you!

Explosive! So answer me. Now!

Arrest him!

I have enough evidence

to put you to jail forever.

Ma, were you able 10 find

your Prince Charming?

To me, what's important

is my Prince Charming.

We'll have a happy family and

we'll have a lot of children.

Maybe around twelve? Right, Ma?

Yeah, where's your husband?

The father of Mark and Panying?

Maybe he's dead.

So let's not talk about him, okay?

Excuse me, where is Pia's house?

There.

Oh, there's Pia Moran.

How did you meet your husband?

Yes, how?

A long time ago, he got invited

to a party in our house.

He's tall. Macho.

He entered our house like that.

And then, I approached him.

When I got near him,

he caressed my face.

Like this!

I can feel his touch until now...

so I also caressed his face.

And then he suddenly embraced me!

So I embraced him back!

Pete! Pete!

Where are my children?

Tell me!

Where?

I swear I didn't do it!

And if this is some kind of a joke,

this isn't funny!

You don't have the right to detain me!

And I'm telling you now...

I'm gonna sue you

for human rights violation!

And I have the right to

at least use the telephone.

Who was the last one

who used this phone?

Do you have an alcohol?

Do you have an alcohol?

Hello? Busy?

Police station?

Why are we here in a police station?

I really don't know.

Why? What kind of parenting

did you do to our children?

Why did she get imprisoned?

I don't know.

Were you able to talk to my lawyer

regarding Marklyn Monroe Jackstone?

Yes, Sir.

Bro, let Ms. Jackstone out.

This is ridiculous!

My daughter...

Who are you?

What are you doing?

- Wait, I can't reach you.

- Pops!

Who are you?

Your mom...

My daughter?

You're so beautiful!

You're so beautiful...

My daughter...

Get your hands off me!

Father?

Sorry, I messed up your hair.

My hair...

My daughter, you're so beautiful!

I know, right?

Hey, thank you for

helping me get hired here.

That's nothing.

Your sister is really close to me.

So that's why Panying

always wants to go to work.

It's because of you.

You're beautiful inside and out.

Stop it. Just get back to work.

You and Panying are a perfect pair.

This one, Bro.

Stay here for a while.

I'm sorry I'm just new here

so I can't entertain you.

If you want, you can wait for me outside.

There's no more bar fine.

That's him!

Yeah! Looks exactly like a horse!

He looks like a horse!

You're rude!

Wait, don't start a fight!

You're drunk!

Who's drunk?

Who's drunk?

Oh you're going to fight back? Come on!

Just hold it for me.

I have no time for laundry.

My shirt might get ripped.

Stop it! I don't want you to get hurt!

That's enough.

Why do you have to walk like that?

You walk like you're newly-circumcised.

What are you doing there?

We're sitting.

I know, but why are you

sitting here outside?

Is there a profound reason

for sitting outside?

Why are you angry?

We're just waiting for Mama.

Where did she go?

With her husband.

Husband? She has no husband!

She has! He picked her up here.

Oh no. Mama got scammed!

No, that's really her husband!

If it's not her husband,

then why did Mama say...

"Pete! Pete! Where are our children?

Where are they?"

Aren't the both of you her children?

My child...

Panying, I told you to fix this chair!

You!

So...

- Is this the Jackstone residence?

- Yes.

That's the house. Upstairs.

Your mom...

Oh, my son...

My son! You're so handsome!

What the... Pops!

There's another one.

Is this because of my hunger

or are they really four now?

Quadruplets?

The two might just be wearing masks.

No, they're really four.

How many rounds to go?

Why does this have to happen?

What do you mean?

Two faces are already scary enough.

Four is unimaginable.

You're right.

Kids, get inside your rooms now.

It's bedtime.

Good night, Ma.

Are they your children, too?

What do you think of me? A pig?

After four children,

I had another four right away?

No, no.

My children...

Seeing the four of you together

makes me feel so good.

So what are they here for, Ma?

Acquaintance party?

Then we'll play Trip to Jerusalem

with that woman...

who looks like an old mannequin?

No Mark, we came here

because we need your help.

Help? Big word!

My mom's name is Pia

and not Tina Monzon-Palma...

who's the head of a foundation.

You came here for help?

For twenty-five years that we

were suffering, did we ask for help?

My son, even if he looks like a giant,

he's still your father.

Treat him with respect.

Son, don't do that.

Be thankful that my mother told me

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