Girlfriends of Christmas Past Page #4

It's not hurting him.

Plus, the shelter needs it

more than he does.

Right.

Merry Christmas to you.

Bless you.

Okay.

Homeless shelter, let's see...

Thirteen hundred bucks.

That ought to feed the charity

through the new year, yeah?

Look, man, I'm sorry,

but I have been scammed before.

And, well, I guess

you're legit, right?

You are the real deal? You're going

to send me a receipt for this?

Sure. Yeah. No problem.

Yeah, okay. Good.

That was really sweet.

Well, what can I say?

Sometimes I have a soft spot

for the homeless.

[Megan laughs]

Sorry, guys.

That dude's a charmer.

I can't believe he shelled out

1,300 hundred bucks

for some holiday intern.

She's like an after-school special

that knows how to have fun.

It is disgusting!

Well, at least we helped feed

the homeless.

Yeah, but now he looks like

some good Samaritan

instead of some two-timing pile

of reindeer patties

he really is.

It's not use. YOU know what?

She's young and she's naive,

and she's only going to see

what she wants to see.

Well, you know what? You know what

she's going to see tomorrow night?

Anderson Whitmire

at his absolute worst.

Yeah.

Bye!

Livvy, are you decent?

Livvy, what are you doing?

This is what

plastic surgeons are for.

Shut up!

I can't look like myself.

I'm ruining Anderson's date

with the girl he's with tonight!

Have you completely forgotten about

our meeting with Lila Croft today?

You know,

the ridiculously rich lady

whose New Year's Eve rooftop party

we're throwing in two weeks

- Oh, shoot.

- Yeah.

Can you do it without me?

Livvy! This is Beal Events, Inc,

not Tyler's Entertainments.

I can't always do this

without you.

Are you kidding?

She's rich. She'll love you.

Listen, Anderson is taking Megan

for hot cocoa and ice-skating,

and as someone who has been on

that date, it's a good one.

Livvy, don't you think you're

taking this a little bit too far?

I mean, you could be out

trying to meet new guys instead.

How about we go meet with Lila

and then go out

for some drinks and boys?

Tyler, you know my portfolio

better than I do.

Okay? And you want your own

Tyler Enterprises, right?

This is really good for you.

Okay? You'll be fine.

Okay?

You'll be fine.

Wish me luck!

Okay, I'm going to go get

the tickets.

You guys hurry up

and meet me there.

- Got it?

- [both] Mm-hm.

Thanks!

What? Why do I get

the granny wig?

Do you really want me

to answer that?

You guys were incredible!

Livvy!

Wow! Blond is...

very becoming of you.

Kids are very becoming...

Wait, you have kids?

No, this is my niece and nephew.

Bryce and Bailey. This is

my good friend Livvy. Say hi.

- Hi.

- Hi!

- Did you guys have fun?

- Yes.

Your hair is wrong.

- It's a wig.

- Your wig's wrong.

Kid's say the darndest things.

[Carter] Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I have to go because

I have this tradition thing...

Oh, okay.

Well... I'll see you around?

- Okay.

- Okay

Bye! Nice to meet you.

Uncle Carter,

your friend's weird.

Really?

I think she's kind of cute?

Anderson has her so convinced

he's Mr. Perfection

that it is time to watch him

crash and burn.

What are you going to do?

I used to do a little figure

skating when I was younger.

It's called the sweet stick.

You use it to sharpen

your blades at home,

but if you sharpen them

improperly...

Kersplat?

Yes!

The only question is how are

we going to switch this out

with one of his blades

without him seeing us?

Ralph Waldo Emerson once said,

"When skating on thin ice,

our safety is in our speed."

Once second, it's kersplat,

the next, it is Emerson.

Is anybody else as baffled

as I am?

Yes.

Good.

You look good in those pants,

actually.

- Thank you.

- Are those leather?

These are my skating pants.

- Ah, okay.

- So look out.

Oh, yeah! Here we go.

This better be good, Anderson.

- You ready?

- I'm excited, yeah!

Let's see what you got.

[Megan laughs]

Been there.

Done that.

Bought the shirt and spilled

hot cocoa all over it.

- Come on.

- Ready?

[grunts, groans]

[Megan] Are you okay?

I think there's something seriously

wrong with these skates.

Oh, sure, blame the skates.

Yeah! -[Megan] Are you okay?

Anderson?

[groans]

I don't think it's the skates,

but come on.

Slow.

Oh, my God.

I don't think I can walk.

- Let's get you on some safe ice, huh?

- Yeah, yeah.

Hey, ladies.

Hey.

You ready to shred some ice

roller derby style?

Are you kidding?

I was born on the ice.

Mm.

There they are.

Oh!

Oh, hey!

It's you.

You remember me?

Ho ho ho!

Oh! Hey!

You gotta stand still!

It's Charity Santa. What's up?

[Megan] Oh, whoa.

Okay, yeah, you're really good.

[Beau] Thank you.

You're not too bad yourself.

Thank you.

[Megan] Anderson,

where are you going?

[Anderson] I'm going to get

new skates.

Okay, let me... I got to...

Okay, I'm coming with you.

Hold on.

What now?

He's trading out skates?

[Murphy] And we just lost

Mr. December.

This is what happens when you

let a man do a woman's job.

Come on, girls.

Let's get to the ice.

Guys, I'm not good at this.

All right, look. I have an idea.

You just...

stay up there and just wait

and watch. Okay?

- Here?

- Yeah.

What are we going to do? Just...

[laughter]

[Megan and Zoe shout]

[Anderson shrieks]

[groans]

I'm sorry!

[giggles]

[Zoe] Oh, my gosh!

Are you all right?

Yeah, I just don't know

about my pride, but, you know.

- You got it?

- Now I know how a walnut feels.

Why don't we go

to my place and relax?

That completely backfired!

He's gonna take her home

and she's gonna nurse him,

and he's gonna do

the fireside feel-up on her!

Not if I get there first.

Plan B is chilling

in the back of my rental car.

What did you get?

Remember Anderson's intolerance?

- [gasps]

- Yes!

[whispering] Zoe, watch

for Anderson's car. Okay?

Okay. Okay, okay.

[whispering] That's good!

Okay. Good.

[gasp] Guys, they're coming!

Lock the door!

[whimpers]

Oh! Jeez!

- They're gonna see us!

- No! Why? Why?

Go back! Go back!

- [Megan] Okay...

- Yeah.

- [Anderson] I'm gonna go here.

- Okay.

- [Anderson yelps]

- I'm right behind you.

[mutters]

Oh! [coughs]

Hi!

- [Megan] Okay... Careful.

- [Anderson groans]

[Megan] Almost there.

- [Anderson yelps]

- [Megan] Slow, slow!

All right, there's got to be

a huge bruise...

Wait! Hang on there. I got you.

- Yeah, okay.

- Okay.

- Oh, yeah!

- Okay, all right.

[Megan] You just lay there. I'm

gonna make you a pack of ice. Okay?

Okay, yeah. Ooh, and how about

some of that big kid eggnog?

You know, just to take

the edge off the pain.

Ah.

[groans]

[muttering] I can do this.

I told you! He's going in

for the fireside feel-up

and it's two dates too soon!

Two dates too soon?

But I got the fireside feel-up

on our second date.

What?!

He brought you here

when we were still together?

Whoa, Murph, your face

is as red as your hair.

Shh! She's coming back!

- All right. Here you go.

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