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Girlfriends of Christmas Past Page #6
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- 2016
- 90 min
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and you can get cleaned up.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
Will you put that rodent
back where it belongs, please?
[Murphy] How do you expect
Anderson to pee his pants...
Hi, guys! -...unless we are throwing
him a Christmas party like no other?
Hi!
Carter came to help us.
Isn't that nice?
How lovely! Thank you, Carter!
Yeah, sure, no problem.
Do you guys need me to stay?
- Help with decorating?
- No.
No, we're good.
We got it covered.
We would love some help, thanks.
- Yes, that'd be nice.
- Okay.
Okay.
I can't believe you!
Now he's definitely
not going anywhere!
Sorry, but it's obvious,
he likes him some Livvy!
- It's cute.
- How is that obvious to you?
You can't even tell the difference
between an evergreen and an oak!
I thought he said we could pick
any tree we wanted!
Anyway, a true actor
is a great observer.
Well, do you have any idea
how hard it's gonna be
to set up Anderson's self-sabotage
with him here the entire time?!
Maybe we can just plant my safari
sounds CD in Anderson's car,
so it blares when he turns
the engine on to leave.
If that doesn't send Megan
screaming back into the city,
I don't know what will.
That's the stupidest idea
I've ever heard.
I bet if you just hang around,
that's gonna do the trick.
[Zoe shouts]
[crashing]
[panting]
[Livvy] Oh! Mind your head.
So what made you get
into event planning, anyway?
Well, my mom had a theme for
every holiday party growing up.
Each had its own
special dinner menu,
and flower arrangements, so...
I guess I just became
really good at it.
And how about your colleagues? How'd
you guys meet? They seem fun.
They're great.
I met them on...
an event planning website thing.
What about you?
Why software engineering?
Well, believe it or not,
I was a bit of a computer
and gaming nerd
when I was growing up.
Don't say anything.
And... I don't know, I guess
it's just like what you said,
I just realized it was
something I was good at.
That's good, 'cause you kind of
suck at what you're doing.
We're supposed
to be making bows, so...
- I knew that.
- You did?
I did, and you know what? I bet I
can make better bows than you can.
What's your wager?
- Do you cook?
- [scoffs] Yeah!
- Delicious is my middle name.
- I'll tell you what,
I'll take the bottom half,
you take the top.
Whosever is better wins,
and if you win,
I'll cook you dinner.
But when I win...
[scoffs]
You have to make a culinary
Christmas masterpiece.
Deal.
- That one.
- That one.
No!
What's for dinner?
[women whispering]
Do not let that rodent
out again.
It's not a pet, it's a prop.
Livvy, this food is amazing!
She's right, Liv.
It's all really delicious.
Actually, did you guys know
that Livvy's middle name
is Delicious?
What? You never told us that!
[Zoe] Who gave you
that middle name?
My exes. All of 'em.
- It's uncanny.
- [Carter] That was nice of them.
You must have dated
Great guys with great words
and zero follow-through.
Men:
worstinvestment risk there is.
Puppies are a much safer bet.
Wow. Is this
[Livvy] If it is,
it's a big one.
Because all of us have been
through the same experiences.
We've all been lied to
or cheated on...
Yeah, but surely you recognize there
are some good guys out there still?
What happened
to your ex-girlfriend?
Well... It ended.
And she just really wanted
to get married, and...
I knew that deep down, we weren't
really in love each other, so...
So you dumped her?
Yeah. I didn't lie
or cheat on her.
Right, but you
didn't commit either.
I mean, what's so wrong
with committing to a woman
who knows what she wants
out of her life?
No. See, that's the thing. She didn't
know what she wanted when it came to us.
All she knew that she wanted was a ring on
her finger and a couple of kids someday.
It didn't matter if I was
the right guy or not.
Half the time it felt like
we barely even knew each other.
We weren't even friends.
Maybe she wanted to be more than just
your lady friend. You ever think of that?
Or an independent woman who can't
speak her mind without judgement.
Or seen as nothing more
than banging legs
and perfect teeth
and big brains.
Or maybe it's just that
you girls are chasing this image
of an unattainable guy
that you think you want,
and then when you finally
catch him, you realize,
he's not half the guy you spent all
this time cracking him up to be.
Maybe it's not the problem
that all guys are alike.
Maybe it's just that you girls
aren't very good at picking them.
[scoffs]
Wow, is that
the same lame excuse
you're gonna give
that gift basket girl
when you're ready to call
it quits with her?
Hmm!
Wow... If by gift basket girl
you mean my mom? Then...
I would say no. It's probably pretty
hard to call it quits on her.
Your mother is the one that you
thought gave you that gift basket?
Yeah. I mean, she denied it,
but when I was a kid,
she used to always joke
and say if I was naughty, I
wasn't going to get any presents,
so, I just thought it was like
a secret gag gift from her.
Wait. Who did you think
gave me the gift basket?
Some girl you were seeing?
Ah...
Well, if that were the case,
I guess...
I could see how that would make
me appear, but...
I'm not that guy.
Apparently not, and I'm sorry.
It's okay. We all...
misjudge a little bit sometimes.
Hey, why don't we pop on down to that
little dive bar we passed on the way in?
What? Eww! Why?
You know, so we could spread
our Christmas cheer.
Oh, right.
Yes! Yes, we should do that.
Whose going to help me
with the tree?
I could stay.
Come on. You know
you could use my help.
Okay.
Bye.
- Have you ever decorated a tree?
- Of course!
So, if it is honky-tonk,
Middle America in there,
we pass out invites.
But if it's a skid row
and serial killers,
then we are out of there.
Got it?
Yeah.
But wait.
What is middle America?
The Party Princess
52 weekends out of the year.
- Go.
- Oh.
- [door opens]
- [patrons chattering]
[gasps]
- [door closes]
- Zoe... Zoe!
What are you doing?!
Passing out invites
to the Middle Americans.
No, no, Zoe.
These people are not safe.
- They have scabies or rabies...
- [baby cries]
- Babies!
- No, not babies.
How cute. I love your babies!
You wanna hold one of them?
This one's Sadie,
and the gassy one here is Rosie.
Careful, that one's
full of soda pop.
Aw!
You should come to our Christmas
It's just down the road,
and it's gonna be a blast.
Invite all of your friends.
No, no, no! Zoe, no!
Please, put the baby back!
We have to go. Okay?
[Murphy] Yeah, this is not safe.
[country music playing]
Oh my God, I love this song.
Oh, They don't know
Boy, it's tough to be a girl
High-heel shoes
and miniskirts
Takes at least an hour
to do our hair
[applause]
[Carter] Here is
my famous hot cocoa.
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