Glee: The 3D Concert Movie Page #2

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These streets will make you feel brand new

Big lights will inspire you

Let's hear it for New York

New York, New York

It's your boy!

My favorite character

would have to be Brittany,

- Brittany,

- Brittany,

I hope they have

an overwhelming sensation

about my b*obs in Slave

because they are 3-D

and they look really good,

My favorite character is Brittany S, Pierce,

I'm the biggest Glee fan in the world,

I'm getting a Glee tattoo,

My cat's name is Santana,

my dog's name is Brittany,

I'm wearing Glee shoes,

I have a Cheerios jacket,

my entire house is Glee,

and my car was named Quinn

untiI I crashed it,

This is Brittany's hat

from Blame It On the alcohol).

I have definitely made friends

because ofGIee,

It's changed my whole social life.

And it's off,

It's still on,

- Am I a girI?

- Yes,

- Am I a student?

- No,

- Am I Gwyneth Paltrow?

- No, not in this,

- Am I a guy?

- No,

- A girI?

- Yes!

- Ready, Kackie?

- Go,

- Am I blonde?

- Yeah,

- Am I Quinn?

- No,

- Am I Brittany?

- Yeah!

- I got the Brittany card?

- Yes,

Okay, I can't believe

I just got the Brittany card!

- Okay, What did she do?

- I don't care, I got the Brittany card!

I've never got it on my own

without cheating,

It's a huge thing for me, honestly,

to have people over and in my house

because I never had that before.

It makes me feel normal.

I was 15 years old

when I was diagnosed with Asperger's,

It's common to have anxiety, panic,

any kind of just "meltdowns,"

is what we usually call them,

The more you get to know me,

the more obvious it is.

It's just like this crazy madness

in my mind,

But I do have one thing that is my

pick-me-up and gets me through it,

and that's Brittany S. Pierce.

Brittany has, what we like to call,

'"The Brittany Effect'" on me.

When I see a Brittany video,

it's like something switches in me,

and I'm happy,

I am the biggest Brittany fan.

I will fight for that.

There's no doubt about it!

My dog is named Brittany, Come on!

I know I may be young

But I've got feelings, too

and I need to do what I feel like doing

So let me go, and Just listen

all you people look at me

like I'm a little girl

Well, did you ever think it'd be okay

for me to step into this world?

always saying, Little girl

don't step into the club

Well, I'm Just tryin' to find out why

because dancing's what I love, yeah

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

I'm a slave for you

I cannot hold it

I cannot control it

I'm a slave for you

I won't deny it

I'm not trying to hide it

I know I may come off quiet

I may come off shy

But I feel like talking

Feel like dancing

When I see this guy

What's practical is logical

What the hell, who cares?

all I know is I'm so happy

when you're dancing there

Baby

Don't you wanna dance upon me

To another time and place

Baby

Don't you wanna dance upon me

Leaving behind my name and age

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

Get it, get it

I'm a slave for you

Here we go now

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it

Do you like the way I move?

I'm a slave for you

Here we go

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Like that?

Like that?

I'm working on a new technique

to where more women have the ability

to get into the Puckerman Zone here,

Pretty popular with the moms,

so, you know,

I clean their pooI, give them a discount,

help them out, We're working hard,

Hey!

I was Just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew love before I left my nursery

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Hey, big woman

you made a bad boy out of me

I've been singing with my band

across the water, across the land

I've seen ev'ry blue-eyed floozy

on the way, hey

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them lardy ladies every time

Come on!

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside your red firelight

Oh, and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride!

Finn Hudson on the drums!

Barbra Streisand is going to be

here tonight to hear you sing,

How do you feeI about that?

Did they tell you anything about this?

You seem overwhelmed,

- Which song...

- I knew she would come,

I did,

Which song on the tour

is the most demanding for your voice?

I mean, I've been singing

Don't rain On My Parade

since I was about two years old,

My dad's played it for me

when I was in my birth mother's womb,

And I'm still singing it to this day,

And I knew Barbra would show up,

Don't tell me not to live

Just sit and putter

Life's candy

and the sun's a ball of butter

Don't bring around a cloud

To rain on my parade!

Don't tell me not to fly

I've simply got to

If someone takes a spill

It's me and not you!

Who told you you're allowed

to rain on my parade?

I'll march my band out

I'll beat my drum

and if I'm fanned out

Your turn at bat, sir

at least I didn't fake it

Hat, sir

I guess I didn't make it

But whether I'm the rose

of sheer perfection

a freckle on the nose of life's complexion

The cinder

or the shiny apple of its eye

I gotta fly once

I gotta try once

Only can die once, right, sir?

Life is Juicy

Juicy, and you see

I've gotta have my bite, sir

Get ready for me, love

'Cause I'm a comer

I simply gotta march

My heart's a drummer!

Don't bring around a cloud

To rain on my parade!

I'm gonna live

and live now

Get what I want

I know how

One throw for the whole shebang

One throw

That bell will go clang

Eye on the target and wham

One shot, one gunshot and bam

Hey, everybody!

Here I am

I'll march my band out

I'll beat my drum

and if I'm fanned out

Your turn at bat, sir

at least I didn't fake it

Hat, sir

I guess I didn't make it

Get ready for me, love

Because I'm a comer!

I simply got to march

My heart's a drummer

Nobody

No, nobody

Is gonna

rain on my

Parade

This is Mike Chang

as a robot,

Let's be real.

Between Mike and me,

we run this whole ship,

Let's be reaI,

Where did you come from, baby?

and ooh, won't you take me there?

right away

Won't you, baby?

Tenderoni, you've got to be

Spark my nature

Sugar, fly with me

Don't you know now

Is the perfect time

We can make it right

Hit the city lights

Then tonight

Ease the lovin'pain

Let me take you to the max

I want to love you

- PY - Pretty young thing

You need some loving

- TLC

- Tender lovin' care

and I'll take you there

Yes, I will, yes I...

I want to love you

- PY - Pretty young thing

You need some loving

- TLC

- Tender loving care

and I'll take you there

Pretty young thing

You make me sing

Pretty young thing

You make me sing

Come on, sing it with me!

Pretty young things

repeat after me

Say na na na

Na na na

- Na na na na

- Na na na na

Sing it

Say na na na

Na na na

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