Gnomeo and Juliet Page #4

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Come back,

Featherstone. I'm sorry.

I may not be

a smart bird, but I know what love is.

# You hear it everyday

# Once upon a time, they say

# Once upon a time in this place

# I looked and saw on your face

# A smile that spoke to me

# In oh so many ways

# And love built a garden

# Grew it from the ground up

# Each one of us knowing

# Every inch of it was us

# We pulled it all together

# Hoping and believing

# That love built this garden

# For the two of us to dream in

# We'd get a little rain

# Then the sun came out again

# But a frost, it's hard to fight

# Once it takes hold, flowers die

# There's only so much you can do

# To keep some things alive

# And love built a garden

# Grew it from the ground up

# Each one of us knowing

# Every inch of it was us

# We pulled it all together

# Hoping and believing

# That love built this garden

# For the two of us to dream in #

You know, other people's hate

destroyed my love, and...

I couldn't do nothing about it.

But you... you can.

You know, I think that

crazy pink plastic bird might be right.

What if we never went back?

Never go back? But what about my dad?

And Nanette? And the Red garden?

You see, the truth is,

over there, we're enemies.

But here? Here, we're a matching pair.

Juliet, will you stay here

and build a garden with me?

I'd love to.

Gnomeo!

What are you doing?!

Benny! Listen, mate, I can explain.

Benny! Benny, wait!

Well, well, well.

If it isn't little Big Hat Benny!

Mess with our garden, will you?

Benny!

No!

Ooh! That felt good.

Oh, no. Oh, no!

Tybalt!

A hat for a hat!

Gnomeo, no!

You wouldn't attack

an unarmed gnome, would you?

Sucker!

Pity!

Tybalt! The wall!

You don't think I'm going to fall

for that old trick, do you? What wall?

Oh. That wall.

No.

- What was that?

- What's happened?

Tybalt?

Tybalt. Tybalt?

Tybalt can't be with us anymore.

Ooh.

Smash him back!

No!

What is the meaning

of all this constipation?

Gnomeo smashed Tybalt!

- No! He didn't do it!

- Juliet!

- Gnomeo!

- Mum!

A gnome for a gnome!

- Catch!

- What?

Smash him back!

Run, Gnomeo! Run!

Stop! Stop that!

Revenge!

Oh?

Oh...

- What are you doing?

- No! I love him!

- What?

- Doomed.

Oh! Someone do something.

Gnomeo!

Are you mad?

There's been enough

smashing for one day!

Now get her on her pedestal

and keep her there!

He's gone.

Oh, no... gone.

Oh, Gnomeo. No...

No, not Gnomeo.

Let's get you home, now.

Oh! My poor, poor boy.

Hmm?

Stay. Stay!

Good boy!

Shroom! Shroom!

Huh?

No!

Hey, what's this? A gnome?

Yeah, mate.

It looks like your sister.

Whoa! Don't drop it!

Come on, pass it!

You left me no choice, Juliet.

I've lost your mother.

I am not going to lose you.

Psst! Psst! Bunnies! Fall in.

All right. We've got to avenge Gnomeo.

Here's what we're going to do. Now...

No, not now, Shroom!

Right. Got it!

OK. OK! Little mushroom dude,

I'm coming.

What? What are you trying to say?

So, Little Timmy has fallen

down the well?

No? Little John?

Little Mustafa? Little Richard? What?!

Oh. Ateapot fell down the well.

What?

Gnomeo.

You saying Gnomeo fell down the well?

No, little mushroom, he was smashed.

I saw it myself.

What? You want I still should

follow you some more. OK, fine.

I going with you. I go. But what this

has to do with Gnomeo, I don't know.

And where is this well

everyone is falling into?

Psst!

Hmm?

Ready?

Ew.

Hmm?

Yuck!

Hmm?

Ooh! Hello.

Whoa!

Hmm?

Meow.

Terrafirminator!

- Are you losing the war in your garden?

- Never!

Well, brother,

maybe it's time for a secret weapon!

- Bring it on.

- Terrafirminator!

This one's for Gnomeo!

Meow!

Huh?

Yeah!

Huh?

Come on!

Oh! Ruddy purse.

Call me.

So Juliet and me, we decided

that we'd carry on in spite of the feud.

It was great, but then my best mate

Benny found out,

and then Tybalt,

who's a right piece of work by the way,

crashed a trowel through Benny's hat.

I was so livid that I attacked Tybalt

and he ended up getting smashed,

which wasn't my fault,

and I was chased out.

Exiled. Stuck up here on your head,

far away from Juliet.

Extraordinary.

Your story, it does

put me in mind of another.

It does?

Oh! Indeed! Yes, there are

remarkable similarities.

What happens?

Do they get back together then?

Get back together?

Um... No, not exactly.

What exactly do you mean?

Well now, it really is quite good.

She feigns her death.

He finds her, thinks her dead,

takes his own life.

She wakes, finds him dead,

takes her life, both dead.

Exeunt omnes, the end, curtain!

Standing ovation!

Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!

Hmm.

What did you say?!

They both die?!

What kind of an ending is that?

My dear boy, this is a tragedy.

Yeah, you're telling me, mate.

It's rubbish!

- "Rubbish"?

- Gotta be a better ending than that!

I suppose that he could've

made it back in time

to avert disaster,

but I like the whole death part better.

Oh, dear.

Whoo-hoo!

Featherstone!

One word!

Plastic.

How did you find me? Shroom!

He sniffed you out.

And he doesn't have a nose. I checked.

Yeah, I knew I could count on you,

you little button head!

What is it, boy?

He hasn't stopped, yakety-yakety-yak!

He's been going on and on and on

since the alley.

Chocolates in stranger, chocolates

in stranger, chocolates in stranger...

Juliet's in danger?!

No, that's not it. Juliet's in danger!

Told you so.

Come on, boys. I've got to get

back to Juliet and save her!

That's what he said,

but she was dead before he got home!

We'll see about that!

Whoa!

Ta-da!

Benny.

What do you think, Lady B?

This baby is fully equipped.

Equipped for what?

It has settings for edging,

trimming, mulching,

and revenge!

Do it, Benny. Do anything it takes!

Make them rue

the day they destroyed my son!

Unleash the dogs of war!

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three,

two, one!

No! No!

Oh!

Yes!

Oh, no!

Oh, blimey!

Oh, no!

Attack!

Counterattack!

Counter-counterattack!

- Fire!

- Incoming!

Hey! I got one!

Thank you!

Move it!

No!

No! Paris!

Gentlemen, I suggest

we put our heads together. Charge!

- Oh, no, no, no!

- Yee-haw!

- Hang on!

- Whoa!

Whoa!

Thanks!

Juliet!

You're alive!

- Come with me.

- OK.

Oh, no.

No, no!

Would you like

a complete destruction now?

Destruction in progress.

Get him! Come on! Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Juliet!

My son! It can't be.

Target locked.

She's going to blow!

Get back! Get back!

It's no use.

Go.

- Go.

- I'm not going anywhere.

Told you so.

Huh?

No.

Huh?

It's OK! I'm OK!

Oh, good.

I'm sorry about your son.

I'm sorry about your daughter.

I was just trying to keep her safe.

And now, the whole thing is my fault.

Our fault.

This feud...

Is over.

Move!

I don't know about you, but...

...I think this ending is much better.

- Good afternoon, witch.

- Nitwit!

Thank you!

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