Go Go Tales Page #4

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Dr. Fung comes and gets me around the top -

It looks like I've got 2 guys f***ing

me in the ass.

And I'm looking in the mirror, and

I think:
"What the f*** is going on,

am I going to die with 2 guys in my ass?"

Next thing - this guy hits me

in the stomach,

pastrami flies out of my mouth and

hits a woman

in the back of the head.

The woman was...

Mrs. Hillary, perhaps future

President Clinton, right?

You are the king of crap!

Hillary Clinton with 2 security guards!

Come and enjoy the show.

Good story.

Lap dances until your c*cks fall off!

Here, right by the stage.

- Did you really save his life?

- Yes, really.

Junior - champagne here for the hero!

Listen, Rule #1:
you can look,

but don't touch.

Okay? Take your pick and swap them later.

Let's see your tits.

You ready?

Danny Cash is here.

Don't worry, he's with some doctors.

Knock them out kid, knock them out.

The girl with golden hair

The girl with the Irish eyes

The girl like no other girl in

this world

and she's mine

shining brighter than the brightest

star that shines

Star of mine

The girl from gay Paris

the one I keep close to me

The girl like no other girl in this world

- Johnny?

- Did you drop this?

- Wow.

- I'll keep it.

You can't keep that.

It was very expensive. Like 350 bucks.

I got money. Real money.

I don't have any of those funny

Ray-Ray dollars.

I've got hundreds.

- How much are you going to give me?

- Whatever you want.

This was $350, but you can give me $400.

You can get this too, but you have to pay.

Can I see your money?

Oh, sorry.

I feel faint.

- You got butterflies?

- You make me feel shy.

You want to put money in my panties?

You want to get them off, don't you?

This is real money. Not Ray-Ray dollars.

I'm taking my panties off.

That's why I'm talking about.

Look at that - nice and slow.

We've got all night.

They told me that you're a

famous hairdresser, right?

That's right, baby.

I have the biggest...

I have the biggest beauty salon in

Staten Island.

- Really?

- Yes

Is it called "Johnny's"?

- I guessed it.

- How did you know?

- It's called "Johnny's".

- I am a witch.

Johnny, would you like a private dance?

"The girl from Singapore

the one I can't ignore

The girl like no other girl in this world

and she's mine

Shining brighter than the brightest star

that shines

Stars of mine

Thank you, thank you.

These girls are beautiful - we must be

in "Paradise".

And now, the real entertainment begins.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Adrian!

Adrian!

- The new one is beautiful!

- How's the salon king?

She's ready for her big break. You're

in for a surprise.

If it doesn't work out, we can always

get you a new one.

- Listen...

- You like that?

A beautiful song.

I'm pulling the plug.

Don't joke around.

- I can't do it anymore.

- Johnny, you can't...

I can't, I can't.

John, I'm building

something here, you want to quit?

You're out that's fine. I thought...

I thought we were making something here.

You just have to be patient.

I've been patient. It's a vicious circle.

- You're my brother. I love you.

- No, don't.

Ray, Danny Cash waiting for you at the bar.

Danny Cash. I'll figure something out.

You don't want to be part of this? Okay.

Okay.

Second drawer, down.

Second from the right.

Is it possible I didn't get that ticket?

Lord, have mercy.

You are the first to see it, Danny.

It will be a terrific room, but

it is not finished, you have to imagine it.

It is a new concept.

- The material is from that place

- from Ethiopia.

Something like that - by way of Hoboken.

This was the Lunar Lounge, but with

the melting of the polar ice caps

This will be my masterpiece.

Luigi did a bang-up job, don't you

think?

Polar bears' heads are there, and the

glacier sculpture in the corner...

This place will fly!

- What about the snow blowers?

- I'm going to get you one of those...

- Your cousin know Brad Pitt, right?

- My cousin's father's dentist knows him.

- You uncle?

- That's what I said!

The next time he gets his teeth cleaned,

I'll get the number.

Watch your step.

- When will it be ready?

- Soon.

She's terrific, huh?

Mara, you want a drink?

- Give everyone a drink.

- Give me two champagnes.

You know Danny? Well, sure.

Everybody knows Danny.

- Any action?

- Debbie's got one. A producer.

- How many bottles have they had?

- Three.

Cash or credit card?

Cash and she's got the door locked.

Come on, come on!

I'm paying for it - give it to me.

- Where's the check?

- The check?

Where's is my check?

- Where's is my check?

- What's your name again?

- What is it?

- I can show you.

Stephanie.

And what do you want for this script?

- A lot of money.

- Want a check?

Here's the check. Get on top of me...

The thing stinks.

How long has she been in there?

A minimum of an hour.

You got to do something, Ray. They

can't lock they doors.

Luigi, come on.

Give me the key.

Want to work with me?

Your check is here, though

first you have to give me a kiss.

Sign it.

Sign it.

Sign it.

Sign the check.

My producer.

You like that?

- Who is it?

- Its' Ray.

Go away!

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were

in here.

- I'm with Stanley, my producer.

- Hello!

That's great, Stanley because Debbie is

the top client in the Ray of Hope Talent Agency.

Talent agency?

This is a private meeting. Go away!

Stanley, mi casa es tu casa!

I'm Ray Ruby and this is my place.

- Thank you very much.

- Don't worry.

You have your check now, what do I get?

- I love you, Stanley.

- Then Prove it.

Come close. Come over here.

But that's my wife!

- Paola!

- What the f*** are you doing here?

What the f*** am I doing here?

What the f*** are you doing here?

Hey! Quiet! Quiet!

Take it easy!

That's my wife, you know.

Okay, okay - I'm fine.

It's okay.

F***!

Stop!

You have to calm down, understand?

- Okay.

- Just shut up!

Get him another drink.

Come on, Adrian, leave him alone.

Oh my god! What happening?

- Watch out!

- He's with me.

Give him a drink. Hurry!

You look like a smart guy. Adrian

speaks highly of you.

"My husband is a doctor,

The doctor my husband ", eh?

How long has she been dancing?

How long have you been in Med school?

- For almost 4 years.

- What do you think pays for that?

How do you think she gets the money to

pay for it?

Adrian helps me out.

But, you don't think she was...

- playing around.

- What are you talking about?

Shut the f*** up! Listen...

You're a foreign student...

Look at that stage. Get him outta here!

I understand. I understand your concern.

but there are no prostitutes here.

This is a respectable place.

This is a clean, upscale operation.

- You have nothing to worry about.

- He's a troublemaker.

- Look at it as an art form.

- He's a troublemaker.

- She's just a dancer.

- Nothing to worry about.

- Do not worry.

- I'm Italian, right?

That one is my wife, okay?

Nothing to worry, okay?

- What the f*** are you saying?

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