Go Trabi Go Page #2

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Justice must be.

Pff, I take half of it. We called this market economy.

Hello.

Unbelievable!

You can't do this. This can't be.

Get out. This can't be.

Get out there. This is no toy.

This is a Trabant. Get out you.

Mama come.

This can't be.

So now let's go to Rome.

Now we get into the bunk.

- You too Jacki?-

-I will again when we are in Italy. -

- Tell me better, where we gonna crash tonight? -

- Alright then. -

- Pension "Sachsenruh". -

- Pension "Sachsenruh"? -

I think the monkey is delousing me.

You have a light? Also no car lighter?

This is the standard version.

- Oh I have a stiff neck, you know.

- Now I am driving. -

Totally wrenched.

Why do you want to go now to the Mall?

Rita needs a bathing suit.

With the old she can just be part in a silent movie or

how do want your wife to walk in Italy? Naked?

Naked? Not under my watch.

There is a parking spot.

Too late. Go on.

- Now everything is my fault? -

- If you don't look at the street. -

There is another one.

Where?

- Thankfully nothing happened. -

- How nothing happened? -

- It is just the bumber. -

- What just the bumper? -

A car without a bumper

is like a human without a nose.

- Where do I get a new one from now? -

- A papernose? From the junkyard. -

Go to the Mall, but I tell at 3 we meet at the hotel.

And you Mama, you won't get behind the wheel until Neapel.

- And? -

- No! -

- It's not possible. Totally crazy. -

- Better crazy then from yesterday. -

Insane. Really nice.

When get with this into the water,

its gonna start cooking.

- Sinfully expensive. -

- A little sin is not bad. -

His Goethe wasn't bargainer after all.

To take a lot and don't buy anything.

Yeah we like this. This is original satin from Paris.

Paris? No this is from us.

From the chemical factory. I know this. I take it.

Cash desk is back there.

I see you later.

I will just look around.

Hello, is this a self service here?

Look there.

Original parts from Zwickau.

How I told you. You can't get more original.

- What do you need today? -

- Original Bumper. -

Let's look around.

No no, let it be.

My car.

Harry, go on.

- This is my car. -

- What? Does it still drive? -

This is a junkyard and no parking space.

Schorsch, it isn't your fault.

you just run and run.

I can also pull on your hair.

This girl is properly from Saxony. I can smell that to here.

I take the scent like a truffle pig.

Hey girl, want to have a banana shake?

- Are you from Munich? -

- No, Bitterfeld. -

Near Leipzig.

Look at that. The saxons walking around here unashamed

like a piggy bank. Watch this.

No hairs on your balls, but

a comb in your pocket.

And did you buy it? - Yes.-

Udo's gonna get big eyes.

Where are you going?

To Neapel.

To Neapel in this plastic tin?

You gonna roll back on the "Brenner" with all this luggage.

You know what? I take you on my back. With all this junk there,

this car won't stand out.

He looks anyway like two times eaten.

It is like a little bit nice here.

- We will save the toll.- That means Spaghetti Bolognese and Pizza. -

Yup if Papa doesn't put the money into Schorsch again.

What keeps him so long already?

He is so tired he probably fell asleep peeing.

Get out of you bed and be ready for the morning sport.

it can't be.

Say, are you crazy?-

Look, the papa.

- Get in. - Come on, Papa.-

Other side.

Do you know the difference between a chewing gum and Trabant?

There is non. If you step on,

both of them glue to your shoe.

-And how do you double the value of a Trabant?-

- Fill it up. -

What is the difference between a Trabant and a condom?

There is non, both prevent the traffic.

Do you know this one. A Trabant lands exactly

next to a cow pat...

Says the cow pat:

What are you?

Says the Trabant:

I am a car.

Says the cow pat:

If you are a car, then I am a Pizza.

Pizza, where?

If we don't see eachother in this world,

then we gonna see us later.

118 jokes about Trabant.

It is good Schorsch, that you don't have ears.

8th of September 1786, Brenner

(quotes from travel book. it is hard to translate,

sorry for the inconvenience.)

You quoted nicely, mama.

Stop that monkey music, right now.

Really cool.

What do they think they are, those idiots.

Lucky guys.

You smell something Rita? -

- No why? -

No coal, no dust, nothing. Absolutly nothing.

Ah, me in Arkadia.

It is like home a bit.

I am checking on Udo. You come too?

No. I will stay a bit more.

Look here Schorsch. We made this far.

The clutch seems to be fine too.

Original Zwickau parts.

A little dirt from home.

Bitterfeld

Look at the water. Yeah still good.

Jacqueline, switch of this monkey music,

but right now.

- Jacqueline, where is the papa?-

- Psst, he is already in his cloudy bed.-

And those two? -

- There is a party on the beach. To look is for free. Come with us. -

- So? No. -

- Then put a dress on top. -

My clothes are in the car. And Papa needs his sleep.

So now you get this green one on.

Don't act like a fool.

- What is that?-

- This i my best piece. Come on get it.-

Up everything.

Shoes.

It can't be.

It is like on a train station here.

Jacqueline, hold on. I drive a few meters forward.

- What is up here?-

- Papa is looking for a nice, calm place.-

In 2 minutes you can go on sleeping.

Stupid plactic.

What's up?

Maybe somthing poked him.

What are you laughing at?

That's crazy. Real crazy.

Those were professionals.

Stop it right now. Stop it.

So that's it.

The mother a whore and the father a beater.

Nice parents I have.

- You will not see me again. -

- Come on, do something. -

You finally got rid of me, eh?

- Where do you go child? -

- Ah the subborn dog comes back, but not my tires-

- How could you do it? Your own daughter.

- I am sorry for it. -

So, now you can go home to Bitterfeld.

Oh no.

How can you be so stupid to get all 4 tires stolen.

Now you can have both them.

Right now, right here.

Come on Jacqueline, put up your defense.

You know what, I will sit in the back today and

you as a co-pilot on the hotseat next to Papa.

Gardasea, 12th September, 1786.

(Again quotes from this travelbook of Goethe)

Ante Portas. Tonight we camp in front of the "eternity" town.

- Infront? We drive inside, in the middle of the huddle.-

- And where do yu want to sleep? -

Pension "Sachsenruh".

The Porta del Popoto, this is how he (Goethe) got into this town.

- Who? - Who else?

Johann Wolfgang von Struutz.-

Here Goethe lived. Numero Venti

Look there the spanish stairs.

We gonna sit there tomorrow morning at 11.

with espresso and croisant

Make a photoe Jacqueline.

- A photo? Of what? -

- Of Rome, of course.-

- Grandpas new Japanese. -

- Not with me. I'll get this guy. -

Where do you go? Stay here.

- Mama! -

- Somebody has to follow her. -

Mum, all good. Take it easy. All good

Look he lost money.

Where is the Papa.

Mum, this no bank and the cops don't change 1 to 1.

Hello you.

My bag.

I just wanted to give it away.

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