Going Berserk Page #4

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and helicopters.

We gonna get blown away,

but that's all right, too,

'cause we ready to die!

No, we're not.

At least I got a chance

to behold my baby's face

one last time.

Listen to this here.

Muhammed, don't go.

Say "please. "

Please.

Please.

Baby, I love the way

you say, "Please. "

That was a great "please. "

So good to Muhammed.

Did my big Muhammed miss me?

Baby, Muhammed missed you.

How much did he miss me?

I missed the smell

of your hair,

the taste of your neck.

Don't waste it.

Oh!

Oh, no. Hey, man,

you got to go!

Why?

Now.

Don't! Oh, come on.

Bye.

I won't.

Thank you.

Let's jump to it, baby.

About how long?

Not long. Get out of here!

Oh, baby! Oh, baby!

Yes. Good.

Oh, God!

It's been so long.

Oh, I missed you.

I missed you so much.

There you are,

right there. Good.

Oh, Muhammed, you thrill me!

Oh, you thrill me!

So good. So good.

Can I give you a hand there?

Yeah, would you?

Yeah, sure.

Would you hold this

while I open my door?

No problem.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's it!

Thanks.

Yeah, sure.

Push, push, push, push,

push, push! Oh, baby!

You're the king!

You're the king!

Muhammed! Muhammed?

Oh, my God!

What's wrong?

He's dead!

What?

He's dead! Oh, my God,

he's dead!

He's what?

Dead.

Chick? Yeah, it's me, John.

Look, I'm in a little bit

of trouble here.

I wonder if you could

come down and move real

quickly and get down here?

Yeah. I'm at...

Okay, boys, last call.

Yeah.

I'll have another draft,

please, and another

screwdriver for my friend.

What's the matter

with your friend?

Just... Just still meditating.

He looks drunk

as a skunk to me.

Yeah.

I just hope that rigor mortis

doesn't set in.

Whoa! Hey,

Muhammed Jerome Willy.

My man. What's up?

What's happening, blood?

Hey, man, that's me.

Wallace Jefferson,

you remember me?

P.S. 303?

Draft beer for you

and a screwdriver

for Mr. Personality.

Thanks.

Oh, man.

Hey, man, you remember

Maurice Walker, the car thief?

He's dead.

Yeah, his old lady threw him

down an elevator shaft.

That must have happened...

That must have been three,

four years ago, man.

I got me a new ride.

I'm talking about

cocoa brown, drop-top...

The guy next to me is dead!

He's dead?

Who's the other guy?

I don't know.

Did you bring it?

Yeah, I got it here.

Just cut,

just cut these off.

Well, so how have you been,

Muhammed? You was always

the loose cat.

Always the laugh of the party.

Really?

You know, that's,

that's what he was saying.

Oh, yeah.

They always depend

on Muhammed.

Really?

This is my main man.

You in good company, Jack.

We were just talking

about you.

Yeah, he done

mellowed out a lot, man.

That's good, brother,

that's good.

Same thing with me, too.

Are you still

with Francine? Huh?

You know, I've been meaning

to talk to you about that.

I mean, that's a heck

of a woman you got there.

Personally, I never thought

you had the energy for her.

Yeah, but I can see

you done mellowed out now.

You cool,

and that's good, brother,

because you know we get older,

we got to start thinking

about our future, man.

You know?

What you looking at, bro?

Tell you all about it later.

I just wanna get out of here.

Yeah, well, I feel kind of

funny just leaving him

sit there like that.

Yeah, well, at least

he's with his friend.

Oh, by the way, Nancy set up

a meeting between Ed Reese

and Sal for tomorrow.

Oh, I can't make it.

I'm exhausted.

Man, you got

to cover for me.

All right, all right,

get some rest.

I'll cover for you.

Pal, I owe you for this.

Nice tits,

huh, Congressman?

I'm terribly sorry.

I meant to say breasts.

That was very crass,

I'm sorry.

Your wife was

a very beautiful woman,

Mr. Di Pasquale.

Yes, she was, Nancy.

She certainly was.

See, she was,

she wanted to be an actress.

I was a very important

film director at that time.

Very important,

prominent movie director.

And she was using me

to get to the top and that...

That hurt me very,

very deeply.

Let's get this thing signed,

shall we?

I have other things

on my agenda this evening.

I'm sure you do,

Congressman.

I mean, what with running

for President and all,

you know.

Please have a seat.

Nancy, asseyez-vous

as they say in Paris.

I'll get some champagne

'cause I wanna

propose a toast.

Thank you.

Okay. That's good.

To a very successful campaign,

and an equally

successful marriage.

That's warm.

I just picked it up.

I didn't have a chance

to chill it.

It's not bad.

I think it's French.

I hope you understand,

Mr. Di Pasquale,

I like the idea of capturing

my daughter's wedding on film.

I think the American public

would enjoy

seeing the daughter

of a prominent politician

marry a ordinary,

hard-working American boy,

but I'm not at all

acquainted with your work

and on first impression,

I'm not at all impressed

by your lifestyle

or your character.

Hm.

Why don't we just take

a look at Mr. Di Pasquale's

film, Daddy?

That's a wonderful idea,

Congressman.

Why don't we

look at the film?

And then it... Chick.

'Cause I think my work

speaks for itself.

You wanna get the lights

while you're back there,

Chick?

Kung Fu U!

This was a very difficult

film to put together.

Hey, young fella, listen!

Why don't you try out some

of our other facilities

besides the cafeteria?

That's right!

We've got a lot of facilities

here like,

well, the athletic department

and there's a wonderful

library, too.

Yes, I know.

Why don't you check them out?

Okay.

When you get a chance.

I'll do that.

Now, just beat it!

Thanks very much.

See you tonight.

So the Korean said, "Lice?

I thought you meant rice. "

Oh, that's funny.

Hey, you, freshman,

go get me some food.

Snap to it.

Joe!

Now that scene there

was critically acclaimed

in papers across this country.

The reviewers ate it up.

We must teach them a lesson.

Seduce her!

Can't you read the sign?

No seducing in the cafeteria!

Now you pay the piper.

It was very big in France.

One, two, and one and two.

Oh, there you go.

You want some? All right, you.

I've seen enough.

Oh, well, I thought

that's all it would take.

Nancy, honey, will you wait

for me down in the limousine?

Let me talk a little...

Oh, sure, Daddy.

...business

to Mr. Di Pasquale.

That's a good idea,

Congressman.

I won't be long, baby.

Okay.

They don't have to know.

Take him with you, will you?

Nice meeting you, Nancy.

Sure, my pleasure.

Chick, we'll see...

Okay.

So, Congressman,

where shall we start here?

I have some marvelous ideas

about the procession itself,

but if you wanna talk

money then maybe

we should talk budget.

I wouldn't give you

a wooden nickel to film

my daughter's wedding.

I think this whole wedding

idea is a very bum idea.

I'm sorry to hear you

say that, Congressman.

You know, I didn't really

wanna have to do this,

but you know, I got to...

Have you,

have you ever heard

of the Del Marina Motel?

What are you talking about?

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